Happy lonely birthday to me. Thank you for all the lovely reviews last chapter! If I told you who Kabuto's mission was to spy on, you'd probably go '...Oh' and stop reading at all! He will get his own chapter soon on this subject anyways! But, so you know, the 'H' is referring to the first letter of the last name.

Kin: Long Hair

As you know, Kin has REALLY long hair.

But did you know that she's obsessed with it?

I bet you didn't.

You see, Kin really does love her long hair. She buys the best shampoos andconditioners for it and gets up extra early to wash it. She then uses a dryer to dry every inch of it before practice. She ties a brand new purple ribbon into it as she walks out the door. Yes, Kin loves her hair.

Zaku and Dosu don't understand her obsession with her hair. They think she's CURAAAAAZY. But of course they don't dare tell HER that. They just obediently tag along as she drags them into the Hair Care aisle in every beauty store they come across.

Kin's hair is not just a pretty face. (Well, it's not a face at all, but you know what I mean.) It is also a weapon. Kin can hide kunai in it, and even occasionally twirl around and smack her enemy with her lovely locks.

Knowing this, you can tell that Kin was miffed when she found out that Sakura had nicer hair than her. 'She's trying to upstage me! I'll show her,' Kin thought furiously. And she did pay Sakura back. She put fake blood and guts into Sakura's shampoo, and even left a little around her room as revenge.

Sakura is not the only girl that Kin thinks is trying to upstage her. Kin thinks that Tayuya is trying to beat her as the prettiest girl in the Sound. Kin is very jealous of Tayuya, because Tayuya doesn't care about her hair and it still turns out nice. She also doesn't like that since Tayuya is two years older than herself, she has more appeal to older men.

Tayuya doesn't even know that Kin is angry at her.

One day, Kin went to practice and saw that Dosu, Zaku and Tayuya were talking. "Get away from them! You may be competing with me, but that doesn't mean you get to make my allies betray me!" Kin screeched at Tayuya. "What the fuck are you taking about?" Tayuya asked confusedly. "Get away! AWAY!" Kin yelled. "Ooookaaay, next time, Jiroubou will tell you your mission, I ain't coming back," Tayuya said as she threw her hands into the air and left the forest clearing. 'That's better,' Kin thought. Then she whirled around and smacked Dosu and Zaku with her hair. "How dare you converse with the enemy!" she shouted. "I hope you didn't tell her anything about my hair care products! Can't you see I'm finally winning?"

As usual, Dosu and Zaku were too amused/scared to respond.

R&R!