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Dosu: Hitch Hiking

Dosu has a little problem.

He has to get to Ed's Emporium before it clsoes in an hour.

But he can't get there without help.

'How can I get to Ed's Emporium before it closes?' Dosu pondered. After about a minurte, a lightbulb went off above his head. "I know! I'll hitch hike!" he shouted. Then he walked over to the road, stuck his thumb out in the direction he was going, and waited.

One thing you should know about the Sound village is that they don't have many cars.

But Dosu valiantly waited beside the road, hoping that someone would take him to Ed's Emporium.

Finally, somebody slowed down when they saw him, but it was not to last. "Freak!" they shouted as they threw a milkshake at his head and drove off. Dosu caught the milkshake. Hm, strawberry. Ah well. He might as well do something while he waited. With that, he took a sip from the milkshake.

After fifteen more minutes had passed, Dosu got fed up with waiting. 'His' milkshake was almost done, for crying out loud! When the next person who drove by, slowed down, then got a look at him and sped up drove by, Dosu hurled 'his' milkshake at their car. It hit, and the car stopped. A man who was six feet tall and covered in tatooed muscles stepped out. Dosu got one look and fled into the bushes nearby. The man looked around, shrugged and washed off his car before driving off.

Dosu waited by the road for ten more minutes, then decided that since he only had nineteen minutes left to get there by, he had to do something drastic. When the next car rolled by, he ran out into the middle of the road and jumped onto the car, yelling, "Take me to Ed's Emporium!" "Get off of my car!" the occupant shouted back as they sped up. "Muuuh!" Dosu squeaked surprisedly before jumping off of the car and landing where he had been sitting for the last forty-one minutes.

But Dosu did not give up. He produced a sign board from the big fluffy thing on his back and wrote on it 'Take me to Ed's Emporium!' This took five minutes. Dosu held up the sign and ran out into the middle of the road. Cars swerved to pass him, but none stopped. Eventually, Dosu got fed up and hit the next car with his huge sign. It ran right off the road. Then Dosu noticed that the single occupant of the car was the man with the tattoos from before. He ran back into the same bushes as before and waited until the man was gone.

When Dosu left the bushes, he only had two minutes left to get to Ed's Emporium. He spent one minute thinking of how to get there, and when he noticed that there was merely one minute left, he yelled, "Screw it, I'll get there myself."

And with that, Dosu ran across the road and opened the door to Ed's Emporium.