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The Wedding part II: The Party
Naruto and Hinata got out of the car and headed inside where everyone had already arrived. The place was packed with people. Naruto saw the long head table reserved for them and the best man and maid of Honor. Sasuke was sitting down already when he saw Naruto and Hinata. He motioned for them to come up with him. Hinata and Naruto stood behind the huge table with their friends. Naruto and Hinata sat down in their chairs. Naruto looked at Hinata and smiled. Hinata just blushed.
Sasuke held up a glass and lightly tapped it with a spoon causing a ringing noise to echo throughout the reception area. Everyone turned their heads to the head of the Uchiha clan. "Hello everyone. I would just like to say the bride and groom have arrived" a huge cheer erupted. "Now now settle down I think we should welcome Naruto and his lovely wife properly so if you would all raise your glasses." The entire crowd complied holding their glasses. Sasuke looked over at his friend Naruto and smiled. "This one is for you pal. If you would all join me." Sasuke smiled even wider and began swinging his wine glass in beat and began to sing "Hooray for Naruto". The rest of the crowd continued to sing in a loud voice that could be heard all over Konoha. (Just to let you all know this is a song my family always sings at every family occasion) "Hooray for Naruto
Hooray at last
Hooray for Naruto
He's a horse's ass!"
The entire crowd cheered and began laughing at the joke. Naruto smiled as well. Sasuke who was still standing held his hands up as a signal for everyone to be quiet. "Now I and several other friends of this lovely couple have some things to say." Sasuke said smiling "I think that I'll start" Sasuke looked back at his friends smiling even wider loving every minute of making Naruto appear to be the ass he was. "These two have been together so long and it's been just a roller coaster ride for both of them. But you know these two are so in love it's just beautiful. And for that I think we should all raise our glasses in a simple toast." the entire crowd complied "Naruto despite the fact you can be an ass and the fact that you proposed before any of us even thought of marriage. You were the last one of the rookie nine to get married, so you'll forever be known to us as dead last"
"TO DEAD LAST!" the people shouted. Naruto smiled and leaned over to his friend whispering "You son of a bitch".
"That I am" Sasuke said "And here to add more light on the subject is my lovely wife Sakura" Sasuke stepped aside as the maid of honor stepped foreword.
"I'd like to apologize" Sakura began" For my husbands stupidity and the constant bashing that will commence on Naruto" the entire crowd erupted in laughter. "But how can you blame us I mean how can you resist insulting this moron of a ninja. This guy failed three times. Not once not twice but three times. I personally find that rather sad. Another thing about this guy you should all know is the fact that every single one of his teachers has been perverts in one way or another" the crowd erupted in laughter yet again. "Iruka I see you shaking your head what are you denying it?"
"No I just am wondering who the hell you are and what you did with teachers pet?" Iruka asked as the crowd laughed yet again. Lee had tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard.
"I threw her in a closet and told her to shut up" Sakura responded "You know because all of his teachers are perverts I find it ironic that Naruto's most famous technique is the Sexy No jutsu. I mean don't you? Maybe that's why they were his teachers. I don't know. Look I am going to step out of the way and let Shikamaru take the stand."
Shikamaru stood up at the top. "Look I am not up here on my own free will my wife made me do this" Shikamaru said lazily and the crowd laughed again "No I'm serious you ever see her pissed? Be glad that you haven't. Avoid pissing off any woman they will kill you on sight I am dead serious. But enough on my wife and on to my lover no I'm kidding really Ino I was joking" Shikamaru said as Ino glared daggers at him. "I forgot why I was up here. Oh yes the idiot. The first time I met this guy I realized he was special. No serious I mean when you see a guy fail three times and do nothing but cause trouble how can you think the guy was anything other than special ed. Jeez what is this a wedding or a roast? No really I was told I needed to speak on m friends behalf. So I figured if anyone needed anything to say about Naruto I figured it would be to insult him. Am I in the wrong here? Look man in all honesty we are just here because we love you man. So I hope you all hang around for the party and the free food. And let's have a real toast to the bride and groom" Shikamaru raised his glass "To the Uzumaki's"
"TO THE UZUMAKI'S" the crowd cheered. Naruto smiled and kissed his new bride before standing. Naruto stood up and raised his glass "Well I have one thing to say now TUCK IN BOYS AND GIRLS!" Naruto shouted smiling and Hinata kissed him on the cheek.
People began to line up and their food. Sasuke opened the first dish 'Ramen? I don't remember putting that on the list' Sasuke thought then he went to the next dish 'Ramen again? More ramen! Let me guess what this dish is. I was right RAMEN'. "NARUTO!" Sasuke screamed
"WHAT IS IT?" Naruto called back being the smartass that he was.
"How about the fact that there isn't any food here but freakin ramen!" Sasuke yelled
"Everybody loves Ramen!" Naruto calls back "It's even a TV show!"
"That's 'Everybody loves Raymond' and trust me no one loves that guy!" Sasuke called back
"So it is" Naruto said pondering "Okay the real meal is underneath the table"
"You jackass you could have just told us that!"
"Yeah but where's the fun in that!" Naruto said
Everyone began eating at their tables while Naruto and his new bride were eating he noticed that Hinata kept staring into the crowd. "Hey Mrs. Uzumaki" Naruto said watching her blush "What are you looking at?"
"Just younger versions of us" Hinata said pointing at Miyuki and Jin. "They look so cute together"
"Yeah well 'Wolf of the Tykiei clan' needs to bring his clan back to its former glory" Naruto said "You know there is only one way to do that right!"
"You know Sakura was right your senseis are rubbing off on you" Hinata said teasing her husband "But don't you care?"
"Well I guess I have to basically being these kids godfather after Ken died" Naruto said sadly
"Naruto that wasn't your fault" Hinata said
"I know but I have to keep my promise." Naruto said
FLASHBACK (Just one this time) (10 years ago)
Tykiei Ken was lying in the middle of the field bleeding through his green flak jacket. A kunai was embedded in his chest. "Naruto…" Ken whispered "Promise…me, Promise me that you'll watch my family" Ken began bleeding from the mouth.
"Shut up" Naruto said "you'll be fine Hinata will be here and she'll take care of you just quit talking."
"Naruto you need to accept death of your comrades" Ken said gasping as blood poured from his mouth. "Now shut up and listen. Take care of my family. Promise me Naruto"
"Ken you'll be-" Naruto began but Ken interrupted again.
"Promise me Damn it!" Ken sputtered.
"I promise" Naruto said as Ken's life began to drain away and all that was left of Tykiei Ken was a lifeless corpse. "I promise you Ken no one will ever harm your family it's my oath as Uzamaki Naruto!"
END FLASHBACK
"Naruto you have been doing an excellent job" Hinata said "I cant wait until you're the father of our children"
"Yeah but-" Hinata put a finger to his lips.
"I love you so much but your too hard on yourself" Hinata said and leaned forward to place a kiss on his lips.
"Ahh what would I do without you?" Naruto asked "I am worried I'd go crazy without you"
"You probably would" Hinata teased
"Oh no" Naruto said noticing something in the crowd
"What is Naruto?" Hinata asked
"My students are taking a leaf out of Pervert-Sennin's book" Naruto said disgusted
"What do you mean- oh my!" Hinata said looking down at Kai and Shiro.
Kai and Shiro were positioned behind a Kaori Uchiha. Shiro motioned to Kai. He held up his fingers 3...2...1! Kai lifted Kaori's skirt and Shiro took out his camera to take several snap shots. They both laughed and began to run. "YOU PERVERTS!" Kaori screamed.
Anna turned he head and saw her brother and Kai running out the door. 'Dumbasses' Anna thought 'how can those two morons be my teammates?'.
Jiraiya saw the whole thing and smiled. Suddenly he stopped Shiro and Kai then he grabbed the camera. "Thank you Shiro for the gift" Jiraiya said
"YEAH RIGHT YOU OLD GEEZER!" Kai shouted and punted him into orbit. "Hehehe the Pictures are ours!"
"I don't think so!" Anna said and snatched the camera "You guys are such pervs!" Anna said and broke the camera in two.
"Awww man sis that was our goldmine!" Shiro said
Kai snuck up behind his teammate and signaled for Shiro to distract her "But its wrong Shiro" Anna protested
"Yeah I guess your right" Shiro said scratching the back of his head. Then Kai looked up Anna's mini-skirt "But it's worth it!"
Anna stomped on Kai's face then she kicked Shiro against the wall. "My own brother is a pervert and you!" Anna said grabbing Kai who was smiling sheepishly "I had respect for you but you decided to be an ass about that too huh!"
"Well c'mon you know me" Kai said dumbly "it's not like I was stealing anything other than a quick view"
"Kai you're…" Anna said fuming "IMPOSSIBLE!"
Seconds later Naruto noticed a young red-haired boy flying through the air and smashing through his table. The food sprayed everywhere. "Kai are you okay?" Naruto asked then he held two fingers up "How many fingers do you see?"
"Four?" Kai said dizzy
"He should be okay" Naruto said "If he quits tryin to pick fights with Anna"
"I didn't pick that fight she took it out on me" Kai protested
"So it had nothing to do with you looking up her skirt right" Hinata said smirking sitting down in her seat.
"Well maybe that had something to do with it" Kai said trying to stand on his own two feet but losing his balance easily. "But she didn't have to hit me so hard" Kai fell back down "Someone needs to put her on a leash"
Shiro on the other hand was still indented in the wall until Jin walked over. "You know you really shouldn't piss off sis or Kaori like that" Jin said "Our family is limited as it is if we lose you the Tykiei clan will be down to two."
"Yeah yeah shut up and help me out of here" Shiro said extending his hand out and Jin gave him a hard tug yanking him out of the wall. "Thanks a lot hey could you do me a favor and get Miyuki to stand over here?"
Jin sighed and elbowed him on top of his head. "Could you get your mind out of the gutter for five minutes?" Jin asked "I mean isn't that what got you in this position anyways?" Jin stood with his arms crossed.
"Yeah good point but your girlfriend is so hot" Shiro protested "Why not share the view if you know what I mean?"
"You idiot!" the Wolf of the Tykiei Clan had enough of his younger brother and punched him hard in the jaw smashing him back into the wall. "Serves you right you little pervert of a brother you"
"That hurt bro!" Shiro shouted "Come on that was just cruel man"
Jin sighed and pulled his brother out of the wall again. "Okay no more talking about Miyuki like that deal?" Jin said extending his right hand.
"Fair enough" Shiro said "But can you get me a pair of her panties?"
Jin sweat dropped and a huge vein appeared on his forehead "THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!" Jin shouted and chased his brother out the door.
"What a close family you have to watch over" Hinata said sarcastically watching the scene of the two brothers come to a close "How in the hell are those two related to Ken or Rin?"
"Well you haven't seen their good side yet or them fight ether. Both of those boys can fight like their dad. They also have the same fighting spirit he possessed." Naruto said "The Tykiei was never Genuis but they were always hard workers. Because of that their family has produced a strong clan that could one day be viewed as Genuis."
"I guess but they all seem like bafoons" Hinata said "Well except for Anna she seems to have a head on her shoulders"
"Oh you think so huh?" Naruto said "She's a freakin Amazon I tell you she never uses that brain of hers she's just straight forward balls to the wall"
"Well isn't that interesting" Hinata said
"What's that?" Naruto asked
"Just how much alike you can be with your students" Hinata said
"Oh come on I never was like that" Naruto said
"Oh Really?" Hinata said sarcastically "So am I supposed to ignore your first trail with Kakashi?"
"You know I have to tell Sakura to quit telling you embarrassing stories" Naruto said scratching the back of his head.
"Yeah I bet so am I right or what?" Hinata pressed
"Yeah yeah your right whatever" Naruto said "I'll be back in a sec"
"Where are you going?" Hinata asked
"To get us a new table and some more food" Naruto said sticking his hands in his pockets and walking down the hall.
"More Ramen you mean" Hinata teased and Naruto laughed.
Naruto instead of heading for the food table walked over to the stereo system where Sasuke and Shikamaru were already in place. "Hey where is Lee?"
"Sasuke shrugged "I don't know I figured he'd be here already" He said
"Shit we can't do this without him" Shikamaru said "Scan around see if you can see him"
Naruto noticed him standing over by Rio and, his mother, Sayuri. "HEY LEE GET OVER HERE!" Naruto shouted and Lee was there in second bidding farewell to his student.
"What's up guys?" Lee asked
"The plan did you forget the plan already?" Naruto asked
"Oh yeah I did!" Lee said and everyone else did an anime fall.
"Come on Lee we have to do this one last time" Naruto said
"I shall keep my word let us perform to the best of our ability" Lee said
"Is it just me or should we be kind of worried about him?" Sasuke asked
"Its not just you" Shikamaru replied
Naruto stood out in front of the DJ table with a microphone in his hand. "Ladies and Gentlemen can I have your attention please" Naruto said calmly. "This is for old times sake ladies and gentleman this is a song that changed eight peoples lives forever and right now the four of us would like to dedicate it to four very special women. So please enjoy our entertainment for now and for the longest time"
The four guys stood out in front of a village of people. The guys all closed their eyes and started snapping their fingers trying to find that magical rhythm. Lee gave a "Bum bum" Sound and the three guys started their song. All together they sang "woohoohoohoo for the longest time woohoohoo for the longest time"
Naruto stood out in front while the other guys were snapping their fingers. He pointed to Hinata and smirked as he sung the opening verse. "If you'd say goodbye to me tonight, there would still be music left to write, what else could I do? I'm so inspired by you" Then together with everyone else they sang "that hasn't happened for the longest time"
Then Sasuke stood out in front and connected his eyes with Sakura. His wife smiled at him remembering the last time they did this before he opened his mouth to sing his verse "Once I thought my innocence was gone, now I know that happiness goes on, that's where you found me, when you put your arms around me" Then once again everyone sang "I haven't been there for the longest time, woohoohoohoo for the longest time, woohoohoo for the longest time"
Lee stood out next and searched to find his wife sitting down at a table. He gave her a nice guy pose before he began "I'm that voice your hearing in the hall, and the greatest miracle of all, is how I need you, and how you needed me too" Once again the guys sung together again "that hasn't happened for the longest time" They getting synced together in their musical rhythm as they continued.
Shikamaru stood out in front for his turn and gave sighed looking at his wife with a "You owe me" look. "maybe this won't last very long, but you feel so right, and I could be wrong, maybe I've been hoping too hard, I've gone this far, and it's more than I hoped for" Naruto began to walk foreword and everyone followed him in a straight line. "Who knows how much further we'll go on, maybe I'll be sorry when your gone" Naruto stepped out from the front of the line and Sasuke stepped foreword continuing the verse " I'll take my chances, I forgot how nice romance is" then all the guys stopped and sung "I haven't been there for the longest time"
Lee stood in front of the line now and he began the next verse of the song "I had second thoughts at the start, I said to myself hold on to your heart" Then he stepped aside for Shikamaru to stand in front of the line "now I know the woman that you are, you're wonderful so far, and it's more than I hoped for"
They finally stopped in front of the main table as Naruto began to sing the final verse "I don't care what consequences it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things" Then Sasuke finished up the final solo "I want you so bad, I think you oughta know that" They all began to sing one last time "I intend to hold you for the longest time, woohoohoohoo for the longest time, woohoohoo for the longest time" They faded out and stood in front of everyone staring. Then they took a swift bow as everyone clapped and cheered. "You know we could have started a boy band" Lee whispered
"Don't even joke about that" Sasuke whispered in a strained voice.
Chouji who was currently at the DJ table turned on his microphone. "Well ladies and gents lets get this party started. The bride and Groom have the honor of the first dance. I think you all know this song 'Sweet Child O' Mine' requested by our very own Uzumaki Naruto." Chouji turned on the CD playing the music.
Hinata walked down the railway to her husband as the guitar began to play. She took his hand as he guided her to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck as his hands wrapped around her waist. They moved in a slow song pace with the music in the back round.
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Naruto squeezed her close to him and she rested her head on his shoulder. 'god I can't believe this' Naruto thought 'after all the obstacles and everything here we are together'. Naruto leaned foreword to smell her hair.
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place W
here as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Hinata enjoyed the music and leaned in pressing her head against his chest. She felt like she was gonna cry from joy. 'God I love him' Hinata thought 'I can't believe that's h here with me after everything that has happened between us. After all the ups and downs he's still here besides me.'
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine
'Welcome to the family' Neji thought in a mobster voice 'and enjoy your stay because once your in the business you can't get out' Neji let out a small chuckle. He continued watching his cousin and Naruto continue to sway around the dance floor. They were like a couple from a movie. To good to be true sort of thing. 'enjoy what I can never have Naruto. Enjoy the thought and comforts of family'.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine
The music stopped and The two shared a long and loving kiss. Naruto turned to his guests and grinned his foxy grin. "Umm lets move on shall we" Naruto said
"Alright this is a personal favorite 'I wont forget you baby' by Poison!" Chouji said and the dance floor was covered by a bunch of couples. The guitar started up and Naruto began to dance with his new wife again.
Late at night I close my eyes
And think how things coulda been
And when I look back I
remember some words you had said to me
It's better to have lost at love
Then never to have loved at all
I won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
Even though I could
I won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
Even though I should, yeah
Lee passed by Naruto with his pregnant wife on the dance floor. Lee leaned over and whispered to Naruto "Don't forget today as long as you live" Lee said smirking "It truly is the happiest day of your life"
Sometimes, in my head
I can still see pictures of you
And I laugh to myself
When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do
All the miles come between us Just between you and me Oh,
I
won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
E
ven though I could I won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
Even though I should, yeah, Well,
Sasuke came near Naruto next to whisper his bit of advice "Don't say the wrong thing as long as your married otherwise you'll be enjoying the couch" then Sasuke turned to his wife who was giving him the evil eye "Not that we wouldn't deserve it" Sasuke quickly covered his tracks"
I should let you fade away
But that just wouldn't be me Oh, baby
All the miles come between us
Just between you and me
I won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
Even though I could I won't forget you baby, (I won't forget you)
Even though I should, yeah
Shikamaru was next as he made his way to the newly married couple "Don't do anything too troublesome" Shikamaru whispered "Or she will make you regret it in more ways than one" I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you)
Memories slowly fade I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you)
And all the plans we made I won't forget you baby
Alright here we go ladies it's the moment we've all been waiting for. Its time for the bride to throw the bouquet. All you lovely ladies who are single please get on the dance floor and we'll have Hinata throw the bouquet." Chouji said and the dance floor was abandoned of men as a group of women stood in a group including Anna, Maya, Miyuki and Kaori. Rio tried to persuade his mother to get out there but no such luck would befall him. As all the women stood out on the dance floor Ri0o was approached by his best friend Jin. "What's up?" Rio asked (Before anyone jumps to any conclusions this is not a lemon or lime in any way shape or form this is actually a tradition I've seen in almost every wedding I've ever been to.)
"Come on you know what's after the bouquet right?" the Wolf of the Tykiei Clan asked "We get to catch the lingerie" Jin was grinning a stupid grin
"When you say we you probably mean me right?" Rio asked coldly behind his shades "Will you quit trying to set me up with girls"
"You know just because your dad fucked up doesn't mean you have to baby your mother to make up for his mistake" Jin said "come on I'm not even asking you to catch it I just want you to stand there with me"
Hinata stood on the dance floor her back to all the girls and she tossed up the Bouquet. Anna leaped only to be yanked back by Kaori. The two were always way too competitive. Miyuki reached out but it went to far foreword and fell into Maya's hands. (Maya is Apart of Jin and Rio's team) Maya held the bouquet looking at it dumbly.
"Alright now its time for the moment of truth can we please get a chair for our lovely bride and get her good for nothing husband out here" Chouji teased over the mic. Lee set out a chair smirking at his friend as he looked as if the grim reaper wanted to see him early.
Hinata sat down in her chair and waited patiently for her husband. Naruto walked over to her and got on one knee. Hinata extended her leg and Naruto reached up her leg and found the white lingerie band around her thigh. He slowly pulled it down not wanting his hands to leave Hinata's creamy thighs. He pulled it down past her calf and to her ankle then finally off all together.
"Alright single guys report to the dance floor you know the drill" Chouji said. Kai and Shiro were the first two on the dance floor. 'why am I not surprised' Naruto thought. Next he saw Jin pushing Rio onto the dance floor even though he obviously didn't want to be there. Others Naruto recognized were out on the dance floor as well. Naruto turned around and tossed the white band into the air. Kai and Shiro both jumped only to be punched in the head by Jin. By complete accident the band fell into Jin's hands.
"Oh Shit!" Jin yelled 'damn now what Miyuki is gonna have my head. Wait Rio! Yes he has a thing for Maya anyways.'. "Here Rio" Jin handed the white band to Rio.
"What the- no way! You caught it" Rio demanded glaring at him through his sunglasses.
"No I didn't you did." Jin said innocently Then whispered to him "Please Rio I need you to cover for me"
"Fine but you so owe me" Rio said.
While Rio was taking care of his business his mother, Sayuri, was quietly sitting at her table snickering as she watched the problem unfold before her. "Nice kid you got there" a voice said from behind her. Sayuri turned to see Neji.
"He should be he's our son" Sayuri said coldly
"Okay maybe I deserved that" Neji said
"No you didn't I'm sorry. We both know why you chose the life you did. I know you would have given it up for me had I not convinced you otherwise and I know that money I have been getting every week is from you too" Sayuri said "but it still gets lonely without you"
"What if I finally said the hell with it?" Neji asked sitting down
"What do you mean?" Sayuri asked
"I want to spend my life with my family. I want us all to be together again." Neji said "I made a mistake when I listened to you that day at the hospital"
"You mean the day that Rio was born?"
"Yes that day I shouldn't have left you two" Neji said "and I know I just can't come walking back into your lives after sixteen years but I'd like to try and make things right again if I can" Neji said.
Meanwhile Neji's son was facing one of his greatest challenges ever. The opposite sex. Rio held the white band in his hand fidgeting like crazy. Maya sat down in the chair blushing like mad.
"Remember" Chouji said over the mic "Its an extra year of luck every inch up past the knee" Rio blushed a deep crimson upon hearing those words.
"Please forgive me" Rio said softly
Maya smiled "What's to forgive? Its tradition but if you get anywhere near my sensitive area I will kill you"
Rio got on one knee and placed the white band around her ankle and began to move it up her leg. He worked up the skirt and past the calf, then the knee, and finally stopped on the thigh. He let go of the band. He removed his hands and Maya smiled. "What is the mighty Rio that shy?" Maya teased until she saw Rio was looking down at his feet bright crimson.
While Naruto and Hinata were off to the side talking they were visited by Tsunade. "Hello lovebirds" Tsunade said smiling
"What's up Granny? Do you want something?" Naruto asked
"No not really its about your vacation time after tonight" Tsunade said calmly
"Your not gonna take it away are you?" Naruto asked nervously
"Huh? No of course not I was just planning on giving you a month instead of a week" Tsunade said "Oh yeah have these as a gift from me" Tsunade handed Naruto a pair of plane tickets.
"Hey these are to America" Naruto stated "And your giving me an entire month in America for the honeymoon? What's the catch?"
"Only that I expect a third member of the Uzumaki Family on the way by the time you get back" Tsunade said smirking and Naruto blushed a bright red color "What are you nervous or something?"
The Music Started up again and Naruto took his wife to the dance floor along with tons of others onto the floor as Chouji said "Alright I hope you all like Nelly cause here's 'Ride wit Me'" The music kicked up and everyone got on the dance floor to party.
Where they at Where they at
Where they at Where they at
Where they at Where they at
Where they at Where they at
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way?
All the guys suddenly shouted "Hey, must be the money!" The raised their hands in the air.
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way?
All the girls suddenly shouted "Hey, must be the money!" Waving their hands in the air at the time of the beat.
Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice
Lookin for a little shorty
I noticed so that I can take home (I can take home)
She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude
or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude
But as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on (Know that it's on)
I peep something comin towards me on the dance floorSexy and real slow (hey)
Sayin she was peepin and I dig the last video
So when Nelly, can we go; how could I tell her no?
Her measurements were 36-25-34I like the way you brush your hair
And I like those stylish clothes you wear
I like the way the light hit the ice and glare
And I can see you boo from way over there
If you wanna go and take a ride wit mewit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way?
Once again all the guys shouted even louder "HEY MUST BE THE MONEY!"
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way?
Once again the girls shouted louder as if challenging the guys "HEY MUST BE THE MONEY"
[Verse 2]
Face and body front and back, don't know how to act
Without no vouchers on her boots she's bringin nuttin back
You should feel the impact, shop on plastic
when the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that
Watch me as I gas that, fo' dot six Range
Watch the candy paint change, everytime I switch lanes
It feel strange now
Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now
I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now
Damn shit done changed now
Runnin credit checks with no shame now
I feel the fame now (come on), I can't complain now (no more)
Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town I'm gettin pages out of New Jersey, from Courtney B.
Tellin me about a party up in NYC
And can I make it?
Damn right, I be on the next flight
Payin cash; first class - sittin next to Vanna White
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way?
The Girls shouted again louder "HEY MUST BE THE MONEY!"
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way?
The Guys said even louder waving their hands in the air to the time of the beat "HEY MUST BE THE MONEY!"
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (HEY MUST BE THE MONEY)
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (HEY MUST BE THE MONEY)
Check, check -- yo, I know somethin you don't know
And I got somethin to tell ya
You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow
Most said that I was a failure
But now the same motherfuckers askin me fo' dough
And I'm yellin, "I can't help ya"
"But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?" Hell no (what's witchu?!) you for real! Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high
Niggaz wanna know why, why
I fly by But yo it's all good,
Range Rover all wood
Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good
We be them stud niggaz, wishin you was niggaz
Poppin like we drug dealers, simply cause she butt-naked
Honey in the club, me in the Benz
Icy grip, tellin me to leave wit you and your friends
So if shorty wanna... knock, we knockin to this
And if shorty wanna... rock, we rockin to this
And if shorty wanna... pop, we poppin the Crist'
Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wristCity talk, Nelly listen;
Nelly talk, city listen
When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention
See the ice and the glist'; niggaz starin or they diss
Honies lookin all they wish - come on boo, gimme kiss
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (HEY MUST BE THE MONEY)
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (HEY MUST BE THE MONEY)
Hey, must be the money! Hey, must be the money!
Hey, must be the money! Hey, must be the money!
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way?
The Enitre crowd continued to wave their hands in the air and shout together "HEY MUST BE THE MONEY"
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way?
One last time the crowd waved their hands in the air to shout "HEY JUST BE THE MONEY" But Instead of shouting Naruto pulled his wife close and kissed her passionately on the lips.
The music stopped again but Naruto didn't let go of his wife just yet. Chouji turned on his mic again to start talking once more. "Alright I hope you guys like this next one "You shook me all night long by ACDC" The guitar intro kicked up and everyone got on the dance floor just to go crazy as Brain Johnson's voice started up. Somebody let out a girlish scream in the crowd probably just from adrenaline. Still Naruto wondered what the big deal was it wasn't like it was a live performance or anything.
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman
I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American (Or Japanese. Sorry just had to add something Kuwabara: your never going to shut up are you?) thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to cum but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
People just went crazy with the dancing and suddenly Sasuke took the middle of the dance floor and started to break dance. He did a quick version of the worm. But Lee not to be outdone came on to the floor and did a complete spin swinging his legs all over the place. Shikamaru came on and did a back flip. Naruto came onto the floor and started with a leg spin but worked his way up to his head going crazy and dizzy as hell.
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
People continued dancing their own way and fashion not getting to crazy like the other four had a moment ago. But people were dancing and laughing and cheering. All in all it was on hell of a time.
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long
The music stopped and Naruto and Hinata got off of the dance floor. That didn't stop Chouji from putting on "I wanna Rock" By Twisted Sister. It didn't bug ether of them as they sat down and just stared at one another. "Tired?" Naruto asked and Hinata nodded her head.
"Just a little" Hinata responded "No big deal. I'll definitely be ready enough for tonight" Naruto blushed a deep crimson at those words. "You know I thought I was supposed to be the woman who was worried about their first time?"
"You know I think anyone can be worried besides it's our wedding night and we're going to be spending most of it here tonight I mean were like the guests of honor or something right?"
"That's what you think" Hinata whispered. Naruto looked puzzled but Hinata patted him on the cheek and walked over to Sakura. "We're getting outta here cover for us would you" Hinata whispered to Sakura and Sakura nodded smiling.
"Just one word of advice" Sakura said "Make the first move to relax him"
Hinata nodded and grabbed her husband by the arm and headed out the door. "I guess you can ignore my last statement" Naruto said
They reached the exit but Naruto stopped her. He picked her up under the legs and back. "Sorry tradition" Naruto said as he jumped from roof to roof with his wife in his arms. He suddenly was surprised with a kiss on the lips by his wife. The problem was Naruto couldn't see where he was going and had ot pull away. He stopped in front of his home and kicked the door down. "Welcome home Mrs. Uzumaki I hope you enjoy it" Naruto said setting his wife down.
"Oh I plan on it" Hinata said.
-End of Part II
IPF: okay we got another chapter done now what
KP: we work on the next one and let me tell you beforehand that his is going to be a lemon
Kuwabara: I have perverts for students!
KP: Deal with it. Before I forget please vote on where the honey moon will take place.
A. New York B. Hawaii C. uhh your pick
IPF: hope you guys enjoyed our selection of music
KP: Yes we took forever just picking the songs we would use
IPF: Hey could you do my Bro a favor and check out his original stuff at the story is called Tora Tsume under the name Titanium Titan
KP: hey what are you doing
IPF: begging for you
KP:AGHHHHH! Check out Part III: The wedding night excuse me while i kill my brother
