Mrs. Nemecash walked off quietly by herself to find some shoes. Melissa decided to help Haley pick out Sarah's wardrobe. They walked into a store, grabbing a bunch of clothes from the shelves.

Forcing Sarah into the changing room, they threw the flurry of clothes at her. Sarah tried a bunch on and Haley quickly bought anything Sarah wanted. They continued, buying shoes and other things, most for Sarah, but some for themselves. Honestly, what kind of girl can go shopping and not buy a thing?

They met up with James, who also had gotten a lot of new clothes. From there, they met up with Melissa's mom at the food court. Melissa's mom was already eating, and she had gotten food for her daughter. Haley got up, standing in a line for a restaurant, Blazer's.

James and Sarah, clueless as always, followed her. They waited patiently along with her.

"I'll have a Cajun Chicken Sandwich," Haley ordered.

The Indian man nodded and started making the burger. James and Sarah shrugged.

"We'll have what she's having," The two replied calmly.

Haley raised her eyebrows. She quickly turned to the man behind the counter.

"Give them one order of fries and two waters, also, okay?" Haley whispered.

The man smirked and nodded.

Seconds later, he handed them their food. The trio sat down with Melissa and her mom and began eating.

James and Sarah were in for a surprise. They swallowed the chicken, mouths aflame. Hurriedly, Haley, also eating her burger, motioned for them to eat the fries and water, while fanning herself with the other.

Melissa pointed and laughed.

Sarah refused to touch the spicy side of the chicken, while James merely shrugged, wiping his forehead and continued eating.

"What do they put in these burgers?" Sarah mumbled discontentedly.

Melissa shrugged.

"I bet some little old granny in Nawlins knows," Haley remarked, blowing hot air from her mouth.

Sarah frowned.

"Nawlins?" Melissa asked, confused.

Haley smiled.

"New Orleans, the home of Mardi Gra and Cajun cooking," Haley answered.

Sarah frowned and James grinned.

"So THAT'S why I liked it!" James chirped.

Haley smiled, and they ate the remainder in silence, excepting, of course, the sounds of James and Haley's mouths burning.

After that, they went to see a movie, which Haley said would "educate" them. Well, frankly, the movie was crap. So, halfway through, Haley turned to Sarah and James.

"Well, I've pulled some strings with a few friends, and we have a website. Now, I believe we just need some articles. I believe that you can help me with this, right?" Haley said mischievously.

Sarah and James nodded.

"I call the Pinecone-Eating Kid story!" James shrieked.

Haley snickered and Sarah rolled her eyes.

"I wonder what I should do a piece on?" Sarah debated.

Haley grinned.

"Well, I don't know about that, but it's a big school. I know what I'm going to write about anyways. So, you guys need pennames," Haley giggled.

James grinned.

"DaggerQuill!" He exclaimed.

Haley and Sarah shared a look, before shaking their heads, sighing, and rolling their eyes.

"I think I'll use something poetic, like, um. You know, this is a lot harder than it looks," Sarah stuttered.

James grinned.

"What about Georgina?" James chuckled.

Sarah glared at him.

"Liberty Lover?" Haley suggested.

Sarah shook her head.

"Truth Teller?" Haley tried again.

Sarah shook her head.

"Lady Justice?" Haley pondered.

Sarah shook her head.

"Tory Girl?" Haley snapped.

Sarah shook her head. And then the words sunk in, and she glared violently at Haley. Haley bit her lip.

"Okay, fine. What about DeathGlarer?" Haley joked.

Sarah glared at her. Haley rolled her eyes and James took this as a signal to jump in.

"Uh, British Redhead?" James thought.

Sarah merely scowled.

"Well, I don't see you coming up with one!" James argued.

Sarah sighed.

"It's not my fault. I tried, I really did," Sarah whined.

James rolled his eyes.

"Sarah, you tried for all of five seconds," James muttered.

Sarah shoved him.

"Close your mouth," Sarah snapped.

Haley shook her head.

"Shut up," Haley remarked.

Sarah turned to face her.

"What did you say?" Sarah questioned.

Haley laughed.

"It's an easier way of saying close your mouth. Like when someone's really pissing you off, and they won't stop talking, so you tell them to shut up," Haley rambled.

Sarah and James shared a look. Haley rolled her eyes, realizing that the movie had been over for twenty minutes and Melissa and her mother looked angry. Haley winced, dragging the bickering twins, as she thought of them, along.

- Loren ;

See, they discovered fast food and malls and clothes! And movies! Yay! I don't own LK. Duh. Review please?