Lol… I don't own Pokémon, Gilmore Girls, or LK… This chapter's fun… But not as fun as the next one… That's a good chapter… Sarah gets pissed… And chapters later, Haley gets like twelve shades of mad at James. It's fun.
Haley surveyed James and Sarah's new apartment. She nodded.
"This is nice," She began, "But there's only one bed."
James eyes widened and he avoided looking at Sarah. Sarah blushed, sneaking a glance at James. Haley rolled her eyes. These two were too obvious.
"Are you going to share it, or will that cause problems?" Haley asked as if she was dealing with two two-year-olds and not two teenagers.
James shot Sarah a glance and looked away just as she peered over at him. This continued for about twenty minutes. Finally, Haley got fed up with their act.
"Are you two going to keep acting like characters from Pokémon or are you going to break in that bed already?" Haley snapped, annoyed.
Sarah flushed the color of her hair, yes, orange. James gaped.
"I cannot believe that you would insinuate something so improper!"
Haley blushed, realizing the way her words had been construed.
"No, Sarah, thanks for jumping to conclusions like that, though, that was not what I meant. I'm sick of this will-they-won't-they crap! You're not Luke and Lorelai, and this is not November sweeps!" Haley shouted.
Sarah's face displayed bottled-up anger, while James' showed confusion.
"Who's Lorelai?" He questioned, pausing for a moment, "I'm supposed to be Luke, right?"
Haley debated this for a minute.
"Well, genderly-speaking, yes. But you're more fun, so, personality-wise, you're Lorelai," Haley answered a moment later.
Sarah scowled and James frowned.
"Oh, great, I'm a girl!" He whined.
Haley giggled and Sarah forced herself to stay angry. James pondered something very intently for a moment and the silence and tension in the room grew.
"Hey, Haley?" He asked quietly.
Haley fixed an intent look on him.
"Yeah. What?" She replied, ignoring the still-skulking Sarah.
"Why isn't Henri here?" He inquired curiously.
Haley grinned.
"Well, actually, he helped me set this up. He said something about a garçon de amant getting his big dumb head out of the clouds and Sarah needing to "wise up". I wasn't going to argue," Haley laughed.
James frowned a little and Sarah peered over at him curiously. He covered his face.
However, the wheels in Sarah's head weren't the only ones turning. Haley had an evil…Well, somewhat, idea…
"Hey, you guys should come over to my house. We really ought to work on our articles, don't you think?" Haley said, in a voice that was a little too innocent.
However, James and Sarah failed to notice this. They nodded in tandem and the trio walked out of their apartment and down the streets to Haley's house.
Loren ;
Okay, now there's why Henri's not in the fic. Garçon de amant means Lover Boy in French. Ooh, but what does Haley have planned? What is her evil plan, eh? And it's not against the teachers, I'm tellin' ya… Of course, it kinda totally backfires on her, but whatever…
