Celestial Black Avenger
Author's Note: This is a sequel to Fox, Roy, Yoshi, and the Soda Thieves. If you have not read that story, then you will be a bit puzzled by the plot. I strongly recommend that you read the first story before you begin to read this fabrication. Oh, don't forget to review. I don't own SSBM or any other trademarks.
It was a nice day exactly 3 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes, and 22.7 seconds after the soda incident. Fox, Roy, and Yoshi were in Roy's private mansion (if you don't know where that came from, read the soda story) playing a nice, quiet, peaceful game of Mario Kart: Double Dash.
"NO! WHY MUST I LOSE ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID SPINY SHELL?"
"Face it, Roy, I'm just better than you at this." Fox said.
Yoshi ate the Game Cube, TV, and controllers.
"Yoshi, that's the seventh time this week that you've eaten the Game Cube." Roy said, trying to keep calm but failing miserably.
Fox jumped onto Roy just as he was about to deliver a killer blow with his sword to Yoshi.
"Don't worry, Roy!" Fox yelled. "It should pass through his system in a day or two!"
Roy went out and bought a new TV, a new Game Cube, and a new set of games. Then Fox, Roy, and Yoshi sat down to play. But just as Roy was about to cross the finish line…
An evil, ominous shadow appeared on the TV.
"The world exists to torment me," Roy muttered.
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!" the shadow yelled.
"Look, can you go away? We're trying to play a video game here," Fox said.
"No thanks, I want ULTIMATE DOMINATION!"
"Who the heck is this, anyway?" Yoshi said.
"I AM THE MIGHTY CRAZY HAND!"
"Didn't we beat you up in Classic mode?" Roy asked.
"Well, I think he revived himself." Fox sheepishly stated.
"Any way, BACK TO BUSINESS!" Crazy Hand yelled. "I have hidden 60 bombs in this mansion. If you can't find them all in 12 hours, they will all blow up and send a shockwave through the earth, destroying buildings and structures. Then, I will arise from the rubble and take over the planet! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
The screen went blank.
"Well, that's great. Roy, how many floors are in this mansion?"
"Six."
"We will have to search each and every inch of this mansion!" Fox declared. "I have three Threat Detectors. They are designed to locate bombs and mines, along with sources of radioactivity."
Just then Yoshi's Threat Detector gave a beep and pointed towards the microwave.
"What a fakie." Roy muttered. "The microwave is supposed to use radio waves."
Yoshi opened the microwave and found 2 bombs, each shaped like Crazy Hand.
"Number 16 and 28!" Yoshi yelled. Fox and Roy ran over to him.
"Hey, there's letters on the bottom: Y and F!" Fox said.
"This must be a code! I bet if we find all 60 bombs, we'll find out where Crazy Hand is." Roy said.
And so the search begins…
