in the absence of activity
so lazy, hazy…maybe crazy
"So, really, I'm not joking? What would you want to have as a superpower? Giant keys and spells aside, we're not exactly like Superman, are we?"
"'Course not. Just because we have all these nifty weapons doesn't make us as cool as, dare I say, Batman?"
"Gimme a break. Batman has nothing but cool gadgets. Superman could school Batman ten times over."
Laughter. "What, don't tell me you have a fetish for skintight suits? My perspective of you has changed so very much now, Sora. Batman is at least a zillion times cooler than Superman. He's so calm and collected, and he's BRUCE WAYNE. Superman's just geeky Clark Kent who hangs around Lois Lane. Batman runs a freaking company!"
"There's the difference. Superman has powers. That was the whole point of the conversation, wasn't it?"
"Maybe before. Now it's Batman vs. Superman, in which, by the way, Batman totally schools Superman. Come on, Superman gets mistaken for birds and planes."
"Well Batman's mistaken for…a BAT!"
"That's the entire point of his name, Sora."
"…Oh, just shut up, Riku. You're just mad that Superman stole Lois Lane away from Batman. You have to be all dark and cool, don't you? The Dark Avenger, my ass."
"Don't argue Sora. Allow me to point out the moronic tendencies of Superman. One, he wears bright red and blue. Two, he wears spandex. Three, he doesn't wear a mask. The entire point of having a secret identity is for it to be secret."
"First off, Batman wears spandex too. All superheroes wear spandex. Second off, so what if he doesn't have a mask? Batman's mask has horns, man, and that's just queer."
"And what, Clark Kent and his curly hair and nerd glasses isn't? Face it, Batman's more manly than Superman."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Let's settle this the right way. Like men."
"Alright. Show you who's the queer, Mr. I-have-long-silver-hair."
"Let's get to it. So…Wonder Woman, or Black Canary?"
