To answer my reviewers, Gokan is the prince of Jerai, and is married to Princess Ayeka from Tenchi Muyo. Reoku is married to Kakoroff. Gokan and kakoroff are three years older than Gohan and are twins.

Still don't own DBZ, I own Gokan and Kakoroff and they are figments of my imagination. Hercule shows up

They had just started to eat their dinner when an obnoxious voice rang in the distance. Videl rolled her eyes and groaned "oh great." Gohan asked "What is the matter, Videl?"

Videl said, "my dad just had to show up, didn't he?"

"Who is your dad, Videl, and why would he have to show up? I know that I have heard the name before, but who is he?"

At this everyone, but Chichi, Goten, and Gohan's, jaws dropped to the floor.

"You mean you don't know that Hercule is the one who beat Cell? I mean come on he is the strongest man on the planet."

Chichi went off, "You mean she's the daughter of that no good son of a devil that took Gohan's credit."

"MOM, THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE, WHEN YOU'RE GIVING AWAY ALL OF OUR SECRETS?"

Then a knock came at the door with the same obnoxious voice as before. "Yeah open up for the champ. I am the man who beat Cell now open up." At this Chichi's infamous Frying Pan of Doom entered the scene. She ran at the door like a bat out of heck. Frying pan raised she opened the door and slammed in on the afroed head. When Hercule got up, he asked, "what did you do that for?"

"That Hercule was for taking my son Gohan's credit."

"HUH?"

"You remember that little golden haired boy at the Cell games don't you," she asked smugly. At this Hercule's knees began to tremble noticeably.

"Y-y-you m-m-mean that th-th-the little ki-ki-kid liv-liv-lives here?"

"Yep and not only that but he is also your daughters husband for the project that we are doing." "Oh, and by the way, his brother is almost as strong as he was when he beat Cell, and his brother is only seven."

Hercule fainted dead away at hearing this. Gohan gulped. Then came the Satan death eyes courtesy of Videl.

"WHAT DOES SHE MEAN THAT YOU WERE THE GOLDEN HAIRED BOY WHO WAS AT THE CELL GAMES? AND WHAT DOES SHE MEAN THAT YOU BEAT CELL?"

'This is going to be two swell weeks' thought Gohan.