OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE!!! I've been caught up with.other things. Anyways, yes I'm finally updating a chapter! I think this chappie is going to be the funniest yet! I mean how much fun can one group of crazy people have in one day on their way to school? But it's going to get kinda serious on the next chappie cause it's going to follow the story line, but don't worry, you know I can never pass up something to make fun of! Woohoo! Kudos (favorite word) to all my loyal reviewers! I've rounded up the chibis for another chappie so be prepared!

Chibis: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!

Me: YES!!! ACTUALLY.no.

Everyone:????????

Me: I'm too bored.

Sesslover: How can you be bored?

Me: Cause theirs no Kenshin to watch!!! WHAAAA!!

Everyone: 0.o'

Tigerose: Linds you are WAY too obsessed with Rurouni Kenshin!

Me: Yu cannot deny the power of wandering sword-carrying laundrymen with orange hair! MUWAHAHAHA!

Fluffy: You disgust me.

Sesslover: Sesshoumaru! Where have you been!?

Fluffy: when did I ever leave?

Sesslover: I never realized you were there.

Yusuke: **cough** five year old attention span

Sesslover: Sesshoumaru give me a hug!

Fluffy: NO!!

Sesslover: oh MATTIA!!!

Me: Sounds like fun!

Yoko Kurama: Uh-oh.....

Me: STAY! STAY! STAY! STAY WITH SESSLOVER! STAY AWAY FROM KURAMA! AND STAY OUT OF MY FRUIT FUSIONS JAR, WHICH I FOUND EMPTY THIS MORNING, YOU JERK! # =============)))))O D . D

Me: That's gotta burn!

Sango#: Hey Miroku!

Miroku: ...

Me: What in gods name made you think that he could talk after that?

Sango#: Well I just assumed..

Me: You assume anything! If there was a mysterious pink window mystery and space-time continuum then I guess you would just assume that...

Sesslover: WOW! Look over there! It's a fuzzy pink window of mystery and space-time continuum!

Me: ...GOD DAMMIT!

Tigerose: Maybe that's how Miroku got here!

Me: By fuzzy pink doors of mystery plus George I think you've got it!

Fluffy: Wow, you DO have problems.

Me: Shouldn't you be suffocating by now?

Fluffy:???

Sesslover: MY BAD! **SQUEEZE***

Fluffy: UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....

Me: We could bring Kenshin through the window!

Everyone except fluffy (again): WOOHOO!

** What will happen to poor Kenshin when I get my hands on him? FIND OUT AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!! ** (God that was a long one!)

** First day of school back from vacation**

" So are we all set to go?" Kagome yelled to everyone in the house, demons and humans.

" How can we be set to go to a scool (spelled wrong on purpose) when we've only had on day to be briefed on all the things that you have had over eight years to learn!?"

" Calm down mutt face! School's a synch!" Yusuke stated coolly.

" Wow, look who's trying to act smart."

" Shut it Kuwabara!"

" Why do we have to wear this strange and uncomfortable clothing material!?"

" Deal with it Sesshoumaru! Or I'll make you wear a skirt like me and Sango!"

" Hm." (WOOHOO!)

" Hey Kagome, don't we need new names like Kur.. I mean Shuichi?"

" Yeah your right Sango! I almost forgot. Let's see.. Inuyasha, you can be Tomo, Sesshoumaru can be Fluffy.."

" WHAT!!!"

" Cough, um what I meant was Sesshoumaru can be Sotaro (I cant find good Japanese names for my life, which has no significance at all to this story.. hehe.) Sango from now on until this whole thing is over with, you'll be Amy.."

" What kind of name is that!?"

" It's American."

"???"

" Deal with it. Miroku, you can be Haru, and that's it! We're ready to go!"

" Let's get on with it then Kagome."

" I disdainfully (hatefully) agree with my brother miko. I am quite interested with the things you humans learn here."

" You think your soooooooo smart Sesshoumaru, with that fluffy tail and those pointy black shoes!" Shouted Yusuke. (A/n: ( haven't put that in a while..completely random)

" QUITE HUMAN!"

" People that growl scare me! AAAAHHHH!!" Sango runs behind Hiei.

" Your to short to hide behind! UHG!"

" GGRRR."

" AAAAAHHHHHH!!"

" CAN WE GO PLEASE!!!!!!!???????"

Everyone turns to Kagome and shuts up.

" Thank you."

The group walks out of the shrine, down the fleet of steps, onto the sidewalk and off to school, to cause total chaos.

(A/n: I WANT MY KENSHIN NOW!!!! ( But I have to wait..NOOO!!!)

******** IN THE CITY ************

" AAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?!?!?"

" Calm down Inuyasha! It's just a car!"

" Oh GEE! That sure HELPS!"

" It's called technology. Humans created it. A car is like a cart, but motorized." " ...And I'm still confused as hell."

" Forget it!"

As the group was walking down the street towards the school, Sesshoumaru had an awkward encounter with a lamp post..

" So Kagome, do we still have to wear this itchy head gear you call beanies?" (I got a black one with a purple star on it! Woohoo!)

" YES! Both of you do! You and Sess..I mean Sotaro have demon Inu ears. People in this world don't believe that demons exist, except for certain ones such as Yusuke, Kuwabara, and me. So unless you want the whole school staring at you then you'll wear them!"

" Aren't hats against school rules Kagome?"

Everybody suddenly gasps.

" YUSUKE ACTUALLY KNOWS A RULE!!!"

Yusuke just stares at everyone..

" ..God dammit."

" Hey Kagome, what's that sparking thingy?" Sango asked while pointing to a lamppost.

" Oh, that's used as a light source for cars, which makes absolutely no sense to SOMEONE (glares at Inuyasha who backs away scared and afraid.. very afraid) (A.N. very familiar..) doesn't even know what a cart is!

" WELL MAYBE IF I.."

Everyone started backing away from the two very loud and fiery (and I mean fiery! AAAAAHHHH FIRE!! *Someone in the background* Get out of the story! *Me* don't make me through fireballs at you! *Quivers*) teens ranting and raving at each other, when Sesshoumaru backed up a bit .. too far.

Kuwabara, who is standing next to Sesshoumaru, suddenly smells something burning.

" What's that smell!?" Kuwabara yelled

" Something's burning you buffoon!" Hiei snapped.

" Um.."

Everybody looks towards Sesshoumaru to see him up in flames from a spark that came from the lamppost Sango noticed earlier. They also noticed that he wasn't moving, kind of twitching, but definitely not moving.

" That source of light will attack us too if we don't dispose of it! We must attack it! GGGOOOOOOOO!"

Sango, Miroku, and Kuwabara (actually believing that the lamp post would attack him as well..) sprang at the poor defenseless lamppost and sliced it right in half, causing it to start falling to the left; that was where everyone was standing. (God how far will this go!)

" IT'S AFTER US AGAIN!!! RUN!! RABID MAGIC POLL OF DOOM!!!"

Everyone ran screaming, except Sesshoumaru (Sotaro) who was still "twitching" on the ground. The lamppost landed inches away from Sesshoumaru just missing him and his charred body, luckily he was now put out from the fire.

***Back to the fighting***

" Inuyasha don't make me hit you!!!"

" HEY!" Inuyasha screams still on fire as he backs up into the undead Sesshoumaru.

" AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Sesshoumaru screams.

" He's alive!"

" AAAAHHHHH IT BURNS!!! He screams again.

" He's alive and in pain!"

" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

" INUYASHA! You set him on fire again!"

" Hey, He's twitching again." Kurama noticed (3)

" GOOD! He'll be ok then! Lets go!" Kagome announces while everybody falls anime style.

When Sesshoumaru actually did get up from the fire to everyone's amazement (A.N. Believe me, every single one of them went big eyed!) they continued their journey to school, which hopefully would never be this hectic again.

What will happen to the group next chapter? What will happen when Mattia actually follows the story line? (Everybody gasps) Will Sesshoumaru be set on fire again? Find out in the next chappie: The craziest school day ever! Hence the name: The craziest school day Ever! ( Actually the real title.

OK! Now that all the formal crap is over, I WAN'T MY KENSHIN!!!

Sango#: Lets start up the window!

Miroku: sneaks up in back of Sango# and attempts to grab her butt, but is sadly prevented from doing so by yours truly by yelling very loudly in his hear.

Me: HEY MIROKU! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN?

Miroku: AAAAHHHH!!

Me: Haha!

Sango#: As I was saying.. lets open up the Fuzzy pink window of mystery and space time-continuum!

Me: RIGHT!

Sesslover: OK!

Tigerose: ALL RIGHTY THEN ( ha ha!)

Hiei: Hnn.

Yusuke: LET'S DO IT!

Sesshoumaru: Ow..

Miroku: ..

Kurama: ONWARD!

Inuyasha: GOD DAMMIT LET'S JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Everyone: RIGHT!

*WOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOSHW OOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOOSH* um... some more WOOSH! BANG!

Suddenly a bright light engulfed them all and standing in front of them was none other than Kenshin and.. Sanoske???

TILL NEXT CHAPPIE!!!