Woohoo! Update! Yeah! Go me! ...And... my tendency to go off topic and task
almost every day =D! Anyway this IS a NEW CHAPTER! So yes you can read this
and not be seriously mislead and surprised like the last **cough** um
Tellatubbie news update **cough**
Sango#: DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: QUIET FOOL! THEY'LL HERE US DAMMIT!
Sango#: Like I give a rotten rats ass served on a silver platter if they do!!!!
Tigerose: See what you've done you mindless walking DUKEES!!!!!!!!
Sesslover: Don't talk British anymore! UGHHHHHH!!!!
Kitsunedemon: DAMN YOU ALL!!!! BRITISH INVASION BRITISH INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: o_______0'''' Um well, you get what happened, so let's get on with the story!
Kitsunedemon: BRITISH INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You don't even know if they're British dammit!
Kitsunedemon: ...-_-'', well they could be.
Me: ...Oh forget it.
Sano: I started this didn't I?
Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter #14 "Party member additive"
Previously:
That ONE person then decided to come over and sit with them right across from Inuyasha with everyone staring (again) at her. She looked like a tomboy with "The attitude of Yusuke" built right into her along with her black highlighted blonde hair. She wore a choker on her neck along with a variety of punk jelly bracelets and rings to spare. Her legs weren't normal either, at least not with her black and white striped socks they weren't.
" So.."
" Um, yeah?" He replied.
" ..Why are ya hiding so much dog face?"
" WHAT!!?!?!?!" The group replied.
They were all seriously in shock now. What the HELL was up with this strange girl?
(Present: )
"Wow! A miko in my time! This is great!" Kagome chirped while the others simply attempted to resume eating their lunch again while trying not too gain much more attention, even though Kagome seemed to be doing just the opposite with her excessive blabbering.
"Well I never really knew there were any other Mikos in existence except for me!" Rika countered.
"Um, Well technically I'm not a Miko of this time so..."
"OOH!!!! Does that mean that you work with time travel?? I've always been interested in that kind of magic, but my sensei warned me not to get involved in such powerful magic unless I was prepared to follow the rules that go along with it."
"How is that so hard?" Kagome questioned.
"...You serious? HA! Knowing me I wouldn't listen to any of the rules when they were told to me, and then just for fun I'd probably break them anyway!" Rika states this with a deep laugh.
As Kagome and Rika endlessly converse about random topics, the rest of the group already has suspicions about the "new girl". While Sesshoumaru continues eating his supposedly edible lunch in silence, the others speak of their ideas of her.
"Well I like her so there."
"Oh you would Yusuke! She's like a mirror image of you!" Keiko remarks.
"And what's wrong with that dammit!?"
"*sighs* Never mind Yusuke..."
"Huh?"
"Her figure is very nice indeed. She would be such a wonderful loving mother too." Miroku sighs.
**BANG!! BOOM!! WORLD OF HURT!!**
"Wow Sango, *snicker* I never knew Modern shoes could be durable enough to survive a hit on Miroku's head at the speed you hit him!" Inuyasha says while cracking up.
"Hey I agree with the monk! She's really pretty, hehe, so I think we should trust her!"
"Hn. Still the same one track minded ningen as always." Hiei retorted.
"Hey I heard that midget!"
"If you were smart enough to perceive any of my insults then you would assume it was meant to be heard weakling."
"...GH!!!"
"Hey Kurama, Sesshoumaru, what do you think of her?"
"It's possible Yusuke, that if we knew more about her, then we could make a more accurate judgment on the matter." Kurama stated.
"...Right..."
"Nitwits."
"Sesshoumaru?"
"..."
"Right then, what about you Hiei?"
"...Yes."
"...Yes? Yes what!?" Half of them asked.
Hiei simply laughed.
"The whole length of this needless conversation I've been attempting to probe her mind with my Jagan eye, but it seems her power over her mind is stronger then I assumed. If she's powerful enough as to escape the powers of the Jagan, then she might prove to be a worth while fighter."
"*Crickets* ...Meaning? -_-;" Yusuke yawned out.
"Meaning I might wish to fight her later on."
"..."
"..."
"...Munch..."
"Well I guess we would have to expect that from you Hiei." Kurama laughs.
"I guess that means we could ask her to help us right you guys?" Kuwabara asked whiles still staring at the "pretty" girl. (A/N: Tally for number of drool buckets Kuwabara has filled... holy crap we're goin on seven! o____0 I can't be THAT sexy! (Yes I based her on me! =X what!!!! I did!!!!))
"Right then! It's settled. Besides, she can't be as powerful as she says she is can she? I mean if that were true she would have had to train with Genkai or something!" Yusuke announced.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back to the gossiping Mikos ~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You mean YOU'VE dealt with demons too!? WOW! This is crazy because I can almost relate to you in every way!"
"I know! And all so that I can get your school id, steal all your money, your lover, and then murder you the next night!"
"0______o''''" How could you!?!?!" Kagome screamed.
"...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Oh man that was great! You should have seen it hahaha!"
"-_-;" Kagome just stares and stares, but then is reminded of a certain hanyou and human rolled into one.
As the new "friend" reached down to grab her fresh school lunch line sandwich, which was probably full of noxious and fatal toxins that no man or women has ever survived consumption, she noticed that every body at the table was staring at her.
"Um...so have you decided whether to trust me or not?"
"o0 what!? You knew we were deciding?"
"Of course! My powers aren't fine tuned for high levels of spiritual awareness for nothing!" Rika exclaims while smiling.
"Well then I'm guessing you already know what our conversation has led us to decide then?" Kurama questions.
"Yup!"
"I'm finding it hard to restrain myself from slicing you in half for calling me a 'match box'." Hiei mentions.
"And that's exactly why I like ya! 0.= Rika winks.
"..." Hiei is taken aback by this sudden notion of her feelings for him, yet he regains himself and replies, as always, with a simple "Hn."
"Hey guess what guys!"
"What what Kagome! I'm just dying to know! I'm about to burst from the suspe-"
"Alright Inuyasha! I get it! Anyway, Rika says that her sensei is very kind and wise so she told me about her. Master Genkai was it?"
"Right!" Rika replies.
"O.O ( Yusuke.
"o____0" ( Kuwabara.
"o_o" ( Hiei.
"o.o" ( Who do you think?
"Um...guys?"
The tentai are still aw stricken at the fact that this "new" girl, whom they have never met before, (A/N: At least I don't think so ... =X they could have for all I know, probably at some holiday party...hehe...drunk...XD yup that's it!) has studied with Genkai!!!
"o_____0 Urameshi, you jinxed it dammit."
"O.O How in the hell!?!?"
Although while they are still in their little world of surprise and aw, sly Miroku takes the opportune moment into grasp to execute his master plan.
"Excuse me Miss Rika, but I have not been able to take my wandering eyes off of the luscious figure that is your perfect body. May I be so humble as to ask if you would bear my child?"
"..."
"Not this again." Inuyasha sighs.
"...mmmmmmMMMMMMM."
In the background, a shoe can be seen being prepared, ready to throw at full speed.
"MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!"
"...Fool..." Sesshoumaru whispers through his chewing. (Yes he's still eating! He needs to keep his figure dammit! =B munch munch)
"Um.. Rika?" Kagome Nudges.
"NO DAMMIT! I WILL NOT BEAR YOUR CHILD YOU PERVERT!!!"
"0________________0'''''''" ( The WHOLE cafeteria in shock from the statement and from realizing the fact that Inuyasha has ears.
"o.o" ( Random lunch lady plucking her mustache.
"I wonder who jinxed it this time..."
"SHUT UP KUWABARA!!!" Everyone screams.
"... Pure idiots...munch munch." Sesshoumaru remarks.
.................................OK I LIED!!!! This isn't the chapter where the story line goes on, but it does help and stuff! \:p so there! But don't worry! It will come soon! You'll see! Blame the schools if you want to thro a rampage though! D And I'll lead the way!!! HAHA!!!
Off in the distance...
Sesslover: She did it again...
Kenshin: That she did...
Sano: Yup...
Tigerose: yeah...
Sango#: Oh well...
Kitsunedemon:... Cinnamon toast...
Everyone: o0 what now?
Kitsunedemon: FOOD!
Sango#: Dude, go join Mattia at the school rampage k?
Kitsunedemon: OK!!!
Off in the FAR distance...
Kitsunedemon and me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! D D D
Back to just the off distance... (confusing aint it? **bites into carrot** AGH! My teeth! It burns with an icy sensation! The pain!)
Sesslover: I guess we have to close up the chapter then...
Tigerose: And a close can't be complete without...
Both: BISHIES!
Sesshoumaru and Sano: WHA?!?!
Both: YEY!!!!!!
(Cling to their personal Bishies)
Sango#: Um...let's see now... ah... I choose you! HIEI!
Hiei : **pop** HUH!?!?!
Sesslover : NICE! Ok then! The chapter is now officially clo-
Me: HEY! I'm back from the school raid!
Sesslover: ...DAMMIT!
Sango#: Was the raid fun?
Me: Other than being shot at by extremely fine sharpened pencils, it was great!
Kenshin: Coolie.
Me: One more announcement! I've decided that since I have so many loving fans (^.^), that I have room for one more story member for the minis! And they can have the Bishie of their choice! But there's a catch!
Tigerose: There always is.
Me: and that is why I am Unique in every way! D
Sango#: right...
Me: the catch is you have to think of a creative way on how to defeat the Tellatubbies!
Kitsunedemon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tigerose: not this again!!!
Sango#: WHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sesslover: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Me: Hey Sesslover what's wrong? I don't recall you having any problems with massive deprivations of milkshakes.
Sesslover: It's just that I wanted to close up the chapter dammit! And I even got Sesshoumaru to do it too!
Me: Um ok sure.
Sesslover: Really!?
Me: Yeah...
Sesslover: SWEET!!!! The Chapter is now closed!!!
Me: How did it feel?
Sesslover: empowering...
Me: That it should.
Kenshin: Oro?
Me: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: AHH!
(Glomps)
Kenshin: @.@
Me: Love you all! Until next chappie!
Hiei: ...damn ningens...
Sango#: DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: QUIET FOOL! THEY'LL HERE US DAMMIT!
Sango#: Like I give a rotten rats ass served on a silver platter if they do!!!!
Tigerose: See what you've done you mindless walking DUKEES!!!!!!!!
Sesslover: Don't talk British anymore! UGHHHHHH!!!!
Kitsunedemon: DAMN YOU ALL!!!! BRITISH INVASION BRITISH INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: o_______0'''' Um well, you get what happened, so let's get on with the story!
Kitsunedemon: BRITISH INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You don't even know if they're British dammit!
Kitsunedemon: ...-_-'', well they could be.
Me: ...Oh forget it.
Sano: I started this didn't I?
Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter #14 "Party member additive"
Previously:
That ONE person then decided to come over and sit with them right across from Inuyasha with everyone staring (again) at her. She looked like a tomboy with "The attitude of Yusuke" built right into her along with her black highlighted blonde hair. She wore a choker on her neck along with a variety of punk jelly bracelets and rings to spare. Her legs weren't normal either, at least not with her black and white striped socks they weren't.
" So.."
" Um, yeah?" He replied.
" ..Why are ya hiding so much dog face?"
" WHAT!!?!?!?!" The group replied.
They were all seriously in shock now. What the HELL was up with this strange girl?
(Present: )
"Wow! A miko in my time! This is great!" Kagome chirped while the others simply attempted to resume eating their lunch again while trying not too gain much more attention, even though Kagome seemed to be doing just the opposite with her excessive blabbering.
"Well I never really knew there were any other Mikos in existence except for me!" Rika countered.
"Um, Well technically I'm not a Miko of this time so..."
"OOH!!!! Does that mean that you work with time travel?? I've always been interested in that kind of magic, but my sensei warned me not to get involved in such powerful magic unless I was prepared to follow the rules that go along with it."
"How is that so hard?" Kagome questioned.
"...You serious? HA! Knowing me I wouldn't listen to any of the rules when they were told to me, and then just for fun I'd probably break them anyway!" Rika states this with a deep laugh.
As Kagome and Rika endlessly converse about random topics, the rest of the group already has suspicions about the "new girl". While Sesshoumaru continues eating his supposedly edible lunch in silence, the others speak of their ideas of her.
"Well I like her so there."
"Oh you would Yusuke! She's like a mirror image of you!" Keiko remarks.
"And what's wrong with that dammit!?"
"*sighs* Never mind Yusuke..."
"Huh?"
"Her figure is very nice indeed. She would be such a wonderful loving mother too." Miroku sighs.
**BANG!! BOOM!! WORLD OF HURT!!**
"Wow Sango, *snicker* I never knew Modern shoes could be durable enough to survive a hit on Miroku's head at the speed you hit him!" Inuyasha says while cracking up.
"Hey I agree with the monk! She's really pretty, hehe, so I think we should trust her!"
"Hn. Still the same one track minded ningen as always." Hiei retorted.
"Hey I heard that midget!"
"If you were smart enough to perceive any of my insults then you would assume it was meant to be heard weakling."
"...GH!!!"
"Hey Kurama, Sesshoumaru, what do you think of her?"
"It's possible Yusuke, that if we knew more about her, then we could make a more accurate judgment on the matter." Kurama stated.
"...Right..."
"Nitwits."
"Sesshoumaru?"
"..."
"Right then, what about you Hiei?"
"...Yes."
"...Yes? Yes what!?" Half of them asked.
Hiei simply laughed.
"The whole length of this needless conversation I've been attempting to probe her mind with my Jagan eye, but it seems her power over her mind is stronger then I assumed. If she's powerful enough as to escape the powers of the Jagan, then she might prove to be a worth while fighter."
"*Crickets* ...Meaning? -_-;" Yusuke yawned out.
"Meaning I might wish to fight her later on."
"..."
"..."
"...Munch..."
"Well I guess we would have to expect that from you Hiei." Kurama laughs.
"I guess that means we could ask her to help us right you guys?" Kuwabara asked whiles still staring at the "pretty" girl. (A/N: Tally for number of drool buckets Kuwabara has filled... holy crap we're goin on seven! o____0 I can't be THAT sexy! (Yes I based her on me! =X what!!!! I did!!!!))
"Right then! It's settled. Besides, she can't be as powerful as she says she is can she? I mean if that were true she would have had to train with Genkai or something!" Yusuke announced.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back to the gossiping Mikos ~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You mean YOU'VE dealt with demons too!? WOW! This is crazy because I can almost relate to you in every way!"
"I know! And all so that I can get your school id, steal all your money, your lover, and then murder you the next night!"
"0______o''''" How could you!?!?!" Kagome screamed.
"...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Oh man that was great! You should have seen it hahaha!"
"-_-;" Kagome just stares and stares, but then is reminded of a certain hanyou and human rolled into one.
As the new "friend" reached down to grab her fresh school lunch line sandwich, which was probably full of noxious and fatal toxins that no man or women has ever survived consumption, she noticed that every body at the table was staring at her.
"Um...so have you decided whether to trust me or not?"
"o0 what!? You knew we were deciding?"
"Of course! My powers aren't fine tuned for high levels of spiritual awareness for nothing!" Rika exclaims while smiling.
"Well then I'm guessing you already know what our conversation has led us to decide then?" Kurama questions.
"Yup!"
"I'm finding it hard to restrain myself from slicing you in half for calling me a 'match box'." Hiei mentions.
"And that's exactly why I like ya! 0.= Rika winks.
"..." Hiei is taken aback by this sudden notion of her feelings for him, yet he regains himself and replies, as always, with a simple "Hn."
"Hey guess what guys!"
"What what Kagome! I'm just dying to know! I'm about to burst from the suspe-"
"Alright Inuyasha! I get it! Anyway, Rika says that her sensei is very kind and wise so she told me about her. Master Genkai was it?"
"Right!" Rika replies.
"O.O ( Yusuke.
"o____0" ( Kuwabara.
"o_o" ( Hiei.
"o.o" ( Who do you think?
"Um...guys?"
The tentai are still aw stricken at the fact that this "new" girl, whom they have never met before, (A/N: At least I don't think so ... =X they could have for all I know, probably at some holiday party...hehe...drunk...XD yup that's it!) has studied with Genkai!!!
"o_____0 Urameshi, you jinxed it dammit."
"O.O How in the hell!?!?"
Although while they are still in their little world of surprise and aw, sly Miroku takes the opportune moment into grasp to execute his master plan.
"Excuse me Miss Rika, but I have not been able to take my wandering eyes off of the luscious figure that is your perfect body. May I be so humble as to ask if you would bear my child?"
"..."
"Not this again." Inuyasha sighs.
"...mmmmmmMMMMMMM."
In the background, a shoe can be seen being prepared, ready to throw at full speed.
"MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!"
"...Fool..." Sesshoumaru whispers through his chewing. (Yes he's still eating! He needs to keep his figure dammit! =B munch munch)
"Um.. Rika?" Kagome Nudges.
"NO DAMMIT! I WILL NOT BEAR YOUR CHILD YOU PERVERT!!!"
"0________________0'''''''" ( The WHOLE cafeteria in shock from the statement and from realizing the fact that Inuyasha has ears.
"o.o" ( Random lunch lady plucking her mustache.
"I wonder who jinxed it this time..."
"SHUT UP KUWABARA!!!" Everyone screams.
"... Pure idiots...munch munch." Sesshoumaru remarks.
.................................OK I LIED!!!! This isn't the chapter where the story line goes on, but it does help and stuff! \:p so there! But don't worry! It will come soon! You'll see! Blame the schools if you want to thro a rampage though! D And I'll lead the way!!! HAHA!!!
Off in the distance...
Sesslover: She did it again...
Kenshin: That she did...
Sano: Yup...
Tigerose: yeah...
Sango#: Oh well...
Kitsunedemon:... Cinnamon toast...
Everyone: o0 what now?
Kitsunedemon: FOOD!
Sango#: Dude, go join Mattia at the school rampage k?
Kitsunedemon: OK!!!
Off in the FAR distance...
Kitsunedemon and me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! D D D
Back to just the off distance... (confusing aint it? **bites into carrot** AGH! My teeth! It burns with an icy sensation! The pain!)
Sesslover: I guess we have to close up the chapter then...
Tigerose: And a close can't be complete without...
Both: BISHIES!
Sesshoumaru and Sano: WHA?!?!
Both: YEY!!!!!!
(Cling to their personal Bishies)
Sango#: Um...let's see now... ah... I choose you! HIEI!
Hiei : **pop** HUH!?!?!
Sesslover : NICE! Ok then! The chapter is now officially clo-
Me: HEY! I'm back from the school raid!
Sesslover: ...DAMMIT!
Sango#: Was the raid fun?
Me: Other than being shot at by extremely fine sharpened pencils, it was great!
Kenshin: Coolie.
Me: One more announcement! I've decided that since I have so many loving fans (^.^), that I have room for one more story member for the minis! And they can have the Bishie of their choice! But there's a catch!
Tigerose: There always is.
Me: and that is why I am Unique in every way! D
Sango#: right...
Me: the catch is you have to think of a creative way on how to defeat the Tellatubbies!
Kitsunedemon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tigerose: not this again!!!
Sango#: WHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sesslover: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Me: Hey Sesslover what's wrong? I don't recall you having any problems with massive deprivations of milkshakes.
Sesslover: It's just that I wanted to close up the chapter dammit! And I even got Sesshoumaru to do it too!
Me: Um ok sure.
Sesslover: Really!?
Me: Yeah...
Sesslover: SWEET!!!! The Chapter is now closed!!!
Me: How did it feel?
Sesslover: empowering...
Me: That it should.
Kenshin: Oro?
Me: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: AHH!
(Glomps)
Kenshin: @.@
Me: Love you all! Until next chappie!
Hiei: ...damn ningens...
