Now, the long awaited next chapter to the incredible story created by none other then the amazingly gorgeous and smart entity which is....... MEE!

Sesslover: You added a "E" there Mattia =o

Me: Seee iff II caree =P

Sesslover: ...Whatever .

Tigerose:??? You seem happy. Was it something you ate?

Sango#: That usually doesn't stop her --''

Sesslover: =o shut it!

Kitsunedemon: XD Haha!

Me: why are you so happy then?

Sango#: Whispers It's probably all the signs we're using .

Tigerose: Right

Sesslover: Oh, no reason in particular...it's just that Mattia forgot about her birthday last week so I didn't have to get her a cheesy second rate present =D

Kitsunedemon: Shittles! Your right! I completely and utterly forgot! =(

Tigerose: No shit Sherlock! We ALL forgot... but maybe that was a good thing...6.6

Sango#: Did Mattia even remember?

Me: =o.........shit.

Everyone including the bishounen who have just come in the door: XD AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: OH SHUT IT ALL OF YOU!

Tigerose: Hey! :0 When did you guys get here?????

Bishounen: ...Us???

All the girls: YES YOU!

Hiei: We work here remember? -- (God damn ningens)

Kenshin: That we do!

Kitsunedemon: ...PEOPLE WORK HERE!?!??!?

Yusuke: We all do genius!

Sango#: Well that would explain the sexy winter coats you all have on!

All the girls agree while all of the guys blush (heehee)...and sadly I am in the back still wallowing in un-needed and un-attention grabbing self pity.

Me: (:=.=:) ...how cold I forget my own birthday???

Sesslover: Dude...we love ya...but stop!

Tigerose: So why the hell are all of you so late on getting to this so called "work" of ours!?

Sano: We had to stop for food of course! (Does a Vash happy sign)

Everyone: --''

Kurama: You and your doughnuts -.-''

Inuyasha: Feh, yeah him and his "dognuts", or whatever you call them, almost got us run down by a frying box!

Fluffy: That's freight train, insect.

Yusuke: And where the hell do you get freight train from?!?! It was a truck idiot!

Inuyasha: WHATEVER!!!

Miroku: Sesshoumaru had to go and slice it in half...damn I smelled coffee beans on that truck!

Me: MY BIRTHDAY!!! NO X0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: o0''''

Sano: When was her birthday anyway?

Sango#: March 21st, the day she updated too! Jeeze you really have to own a really slow brain to do that...

Everyone: (Snickers and laughs)

Sano: I don't own brain...

Me: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

Everyone except Hiei and Sesshoumaru: We're sorry!

Me: ...sob...really?

(Sango# Hits Hiei on the head while Sesslover kicks Sesshoumaru in the nuts =0 (Did I say that!?!? Sowy Fluffy AHAHAHA!))

Hiei and Sesshoumaru: Ow -.- um yeah, us too.

Kenshin: We should have a late birthday party for Mattia that we should!

Kitsunedemon: Great idea Kenshin =D! It can be a B-day for Mattia/ office/ X-MAS party!!!!!

Everyone: o.0 WHAT IN THE HELL!?!?

Kitsunedemon: well...6.6... it is Mattia's late birthday, we DID just find out that we "work" here, and since all of you guys were wearing cute and sexy coats when its obviously not cold, not to mention that cubicles remind me of X-MAS parties, we should have a party for it all!!!!!!

Tigerose: Damn...she actually made sense this time.

Hiei: I will not partake in this

Sango#: It'll be hell for you if you don't!

Hiei: ...I'll get the streamers

Mattia: All this for me!!?!?!?!?

Everyone: YUP!!!

Fluffy: No...

(Gets hit with a random streamer)

Hiei: Your helping me dog!

Fluffy: Damn it all.

Me: . I'm so dazed with all the excitement!

Kenshin: Are you all right miss Mattia?

Me: YUP Glomps

Kenshin: Oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro

(Sango# and Sesslover are off in the backroom while Tigerose and Kitsunedemon are calling for food and rentals and such...and the Bishies are helping)

Sano: These party plates look like armor! I shall be invincible! AAAHAHAHAHA!!

Kitsunedemon: NO SANO!!! DON'T DO THA- CRASH

Tigerose: Oh dukees that's gotta hurt

Sesslover: (screaming from across the room) HEY TIGEROSE!!!!!

Tigerose: (responding) YEAH???

Sango#: WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PARTY SUPPLIES???

Kitsunedemon: Oh I know where they are! I THINK THEY'RE IN THE BACK CLOSET TO THE LEFT!!!

Sesslover: THANKS!!!

(While Hiei and Sesshoumaru are clearing away all the junk in the trunk (hehe), Sango# and Sesslover reach over to open the door and...)

Kurama: Mattia, would you prefer gold of violet for the dominant color for your party decoration.

Me: Violet please ...with a hint of black with skulls!

Kurama: o.o?

Tigerose: She never really strays from the dark side does she?

Yusuke: I was actually thinking of calling "Hot Topic" (- don't own that --) for decorations. Mattia's cool when it comes to that

Inuyasha: snicker yeah right.

(Kicks Inuyasha in the balls -.-!)

Me: ...ass.

Miroku: o.o Damn.

Me: YOU WANT SOME!?!?!?

Miroku: EEP!

Kitsunedemon: Hey you know that fun game we could do that involves Hot Topic?

Me: OOOOO! You mean the one where we scare the preps that are dared to going into Hot Topic by going up to tell them you just killed somebody and you bought all the killing utensils there and the body is hanging somewhere in the discount isle??? ( I LOVE doing that (-.- and no I do not have any odd piercing or discolored hair...I've got a model face! ...but FORD modeling (- .- don't own that either) hates me cause I haven't come to New York yet... damn)

Kitsunedemon: Yeah! That's the one!

Kurama: For some odd reason that sounded appealing to a certain part of me

Miroku: To me as well

Yusuke: Cause it's always fun to scare preps!

Sano: Exactly!!!

Mattia: Damn straight!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......More AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! =0 =0 =0 =0 =0 X0 X0 X0 X0 THAT SMELL! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!!!

Me: ...Ok what the HELL was that!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kenshin: It came from where Miss Sesslover and Miss Sango# are searching for party supplies!

Kurama: Let's go!!!!! )-;----

Me: I feel like we've done this before...

Kitsunedemon: Chapter two and four I think...

Miroku: COME ON!!!!!

Inuyasha: RIGHT!

What have Sesslover, Sango#, Hiei, and Sesshoumaru found in the mysterious back closet to the left??? We will soon find out at the end of the story! And no skipping down!!! Sorry about the really long mini story, but It was kind of like a birthday present to me ...YES IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I am officially fourteen now! (Bout time too 66) Well this chapter is gonna be chock full of crap and surprise and such...oh and new characters and questions answered too! It's gonna be my longest one yet . think of the headaches Ow ...So enjoy the chapter!

(The rest of the group except for me has gotten over to the other side of the room...)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X0

(Goes over to look...)

...HOLY SHT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(...I wanted to say sht but NO!)

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A mysterious girl from the present... a strange group from the past... and an oddly assembled team of spirit detectives had somehow all found them selves on the same mission, for the same causes...and somehow in the same damn school too. On this so-called 'mission', they've grown to know each other on a "You better not kill me I'm your friend" basis, but have yet to find any clues to there silver bells case.

Although after meeting a Miko named Rika and almost completely blowing their clover at the school because of it, everyone was now deeply hoping for the rest of the day to be blow up free, which in Hiei's case would involve humans. As Rika's introduction to everyone was finished, the ominous and forever evil 4th period school bell rang, forever silencing the only remorse students have from school. As the group plus one made their way to gym, most of them prayed nothing odd would go wrong... they should have just wished for Hiei to become a ningen loving tree-hugging hippie... It's the same concept really...

--------In the hall leading to the gym---------

An exceptionally large group of "friends" is seen walking down the school hallway bickering, complaining, conversing, and just plain ignoring each other completely. (A/n: Guess who . ...I haven't done these for a while... ...I OWN KENSHIN! Gov. Men: GET HER DAMMIT! Me: =.= ...crap no I know why)

The most prominent of the group, because of his loud mouth, is obviously known as Inuyasha. "So where the hell are we goin again?"

"I would say read your schedule dog boy but seein as you don't really know how to read..." Yusuke comments after finishing up his sandwich.

"Feh! Like I need to use these stupid schedules of yours to find my way around this hell hole." Inuyasha retorted back.

"I'd like to se you try dimwit!"

"Watch me!" Never turning down a challenge, Inuyasha sprints down the hall, putting many yards between him and the rest of the group trying to make is way to the gym. Everyone could only watch...and sweat drop as he blows past and almost fatally injure students on his way there. Yusuke, after realizing that this could hurt his pride for about a WHOLE FIVE MINUTES, decides to speed after him and win his own foolish bet.

While Sango decides out of the goodness of her heart to go help the poor students, Rika just looks on hysterically laughing! The shame!

"Holy laughs fricken HELL! Now that's what you call an o-" Rika attempts to say before being cut off by Kagome.

"Just... no."

"But you have to admit! It's just a-"

"... Don't say it"

"Meh." Rika gives up reluctantly. "Hey has anyone else wondered why we're all going in the same direction? I mean come on, it's not like we can all possibly have the same class after just meeting."

"Yes, it does seem ...coincidental to say in the least" Kurama replied.

"Agreed." Miroku said while still eyeing the ever-beautiful women with them in their sailor uniforms.

"Hn."

"..."

"...Yeah whatever. I guess I'll just follow you guys then for awhile." She says. As the posse (A/n: Love that word :0) makes it to the gym, Kagome spots a very odd yet expected sight of two sadly immature boys on the ground... in front of the locker room... mauling each other. Even though there was an innumerable amount of students crowded around the event, Kagome lost no momentum upon running into the circle and giving Yusuke and Inuyasha what for.

(A/N: Ok guys . these next two scenes "other end of the hell" and "at the "brawl"", will be taking place at the same time but in different perspectives . so try and keep up fudge monkeys)

--------- Other end of hall ------------

Rika sweat drops "... How about I just go and check the schedule for gym today..."

Kurama mimics "I believe I'll join you..." Kurama agrees while walking off with Rika, and Hiei, who would have tagged along no matter the reason.

"And we're supposed to do what!?" Sango yells over to her wondering friends as she points to herself, Miroku, and Sesshoumaru.

"Ah... what do ya mean?" Rika questioned.

"We don't know what we're doing in this time period!" She yells back.

(A/N: No one fricken told her about them hopping time streams!?!?!? GET THE PRESS! Where's my cocoa!)

"Well, um, I'm seriously and utterly confused as to the origin of that remark so... wait for Kagome! Smiles" Her and Kurama then walk off into the gym.

(A/N: More a/n's but anyway there's like a little hall before you get to the gym and on both sides are locker rooms so their not technically in the gym yet -.-)

"Ok... I guess we'll just have to go over there then." She shutters.

"As you wish my fair Sango." Miroku Kuus'.

"Would you cut it out Miroku!? Sighs All right Let's go Sesshoumaru.

"... Are you referring to me demon slayer? Sesshoumaru? Lord of the western lands?" He gives a sharp glare right into Sango's fluttering eyes.

"Well... uh um..." Sango stuttered. ' Get a hold of your self! Come on are you going to let this evil, heartless demon have the comfort of your fear!?' Sango's head was full of these warming encouragements, yet she didn't have the slightest idea where they were coming from! She then snapped back into reality.

"Be- But Kagome put that rosary around your neck! So now you have to listen to her... and me! Now come on I'm not gonna wait all day for someone like you to make up your mind on whether you want to budge or not!"

Sesshoumaru falters for a moment from the shock of a weakly human talking back to HIM like that. "Hm, It seems you are correct in that assumption. I must remind myself to ...repay ...that holy miko whore for placing such a retched curse upon me." He retorts in his always calm and assured voice.

"...Sango..." Miroku warns. ' Please keep your cool Sango PLEASE keep your cool!' Miroku keeps repeating in his mind.

Sango's head was rushing with unspeakably diabolical ways to maul and torture the demon lord in front of her for what he said about her close friend Kagome. ' Blah blah blah blah and then I'd take that tacky boa of his and... wait... where IS Kagome? She was with Kurama when she left to check that schedule thing. They should be back soon to help stop Yusuke and Inuyasha's brawl so I shouldn't do any-' Her thoughts are cut off by someone else's... ' You know you want to... you know you want to... smack him... SMACK HIM FOR WHAT HE SAID!!!'

"GGGGGGHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! SMACK"

"..."

"SANGO!" Miroku yelled.

"... You bitch..."

------------------Over at the "brawl"-------------------

"I'm tellin ya! I WAS HERE FIRST!"

"WAS NOT ASSWIPE!"

"WAS TOO DOG BOY!"

"MEXICAN IMPERSINATOR!" (( -.- The slicked back hair)

"SNOW WHITE WANNABE!!" (( -.- The long white hair)

"SMART-ASS LACKY!!!!!!" (( They both said that (=.=) Yusuke = Koenma, Inuyasha = Kagome)

As the two were at the brink of shooting, or slashing each other's heads off, Kagome broke into the circle to halt the madness. "IDIOTIC WISPY FIGHTING BARBARIAN BABIES!!!!"

The crowd, who was previously egging on the fighters, starts to stare at the party-crashing girl. (A/N: Who the hell wouldn't ay" (pardon my Canadian))

"Now come on the both of you! Gym class is going to start and we still have to find you uniforms!" She screams.

"You know these two Kagome?" A boy standing in the crowd comes out to ask. And surprisingly the boy is none other than Hojo... the stalker extraordinaire.

"Ho- Hojo! Hi there!"

"Hey Kagome! Haven't seen you for awhile!"

"I know! I've been out! SMILES"

"SMILES"

"SMILES BIGGER"

"TRIES TO SMILE BIGGER THAN HIM BUT FAILS"

"... That is unbelievably creepy in SO many ways." Yusuke whispers.

"... I'm glad she doesn't do this to me..." Inuyasha replies.

Kagome shoots Inuyasha and Yusuke an ice-cold glare that sends many shivers up their spines.

"N- nice to see you again Hojo but I have to go help these too out! Hehe ya know the whole "I'm new and I have no idea what I'm doing!" Hehe... "

"Well we ARE in the same gym class so I guess I'll see you in gym then! You know we're playing volleyball outside today!"

"Ok then! BYE!!!" Kagome waves her hand furiously making sure that he sees her happy. She turns to drag off the two delinquents when they're actually standing right in front of her.

"Come one guys! We don't have all period! Hehe."

"Kagome... " Inuyasha interrupts.

"Inuyasha? What's wrong?"

"Kagome, we've been sensing some pretty bad energy waves from that guy ever since he poked that perky head out of that crowd. There's something up with him." Yusuke told her.

"Huh!? I have NO idea what you two are talking about! Come on now! We have to go!" Kagome thinks to herself, ' You're in denial Hun! Denial!' Kagome begins to drag them off when suddenly all three hear a roof shattering smacking sound.

"Hey what was that?"

"I bet my dumb ass brother has something to do with it."

"Right on the money dog boy." Yusuke jokes as they round the corner to see Sango in a pulled back position looking like she had just stricken someone very harshly at that.

-------------------------Present time-----------

(' Means Sango's thoughts and ' just means ...the voices thoughts O.o ...protect your mind lowly humans!)

Gasps from the slap could be heard throughout the hall as groups huddled around the two. God only knew why everyone just had to stop and look, yet they did, and that was exactly what Kagome and the others DID NOT want... except Yusuke of course, because he just LOVED the unending attention.

"What the hell happened!?" Yusuke yelled over.

"I... I... I don't know?" Sango hesitantly answered. She stared astonished at her hand and then up at the reddish glowing back slapped entity that was Sesshoumaru. What HAD she done!? ' Now aren't you glad you went through with that?' a masked voice echoed in her head. ' Aren't you satisfied now?' It continued. Sango strikes back with her own thoughts. ' NO! I mean YES! NO! I mean... ugh! Who in god's name are you and why are you trespassing in my mind!?!?!' Why did you make me do that!?' ...The voice continued, ' Wait... didn't you WANT to smack him for what he said about your friend Kagome?' ' Yes I was tempted, but Sesshoumaru technically our ally now, demon or not... and I wouldn't smack anyone unless they deserved it... like some lecherous monks I know...' ' ... REALLY!? Oh crap I'm sorry!!!' ' ...Eh? What are you- Hey who the hell are you?!?!' Suddenly Sango's mind went blank and all she could hear now were the voices of people around her... like mad crazy school students.

"Wow can you believe she just did that?"

"Hey who is she anyway? I haven't seen her before."

"Wow she's pretty hot!"

"How cold she smack such an utterly cute guy like that!?!? It's absurd!"

"I know right?!"

She then hears a familiar voice though, "AMY!" It was Kagome's.

"Huh? What? Oh gosh I'm really sorry Se-... Sotaro! "' Hm, there's something I never thought I'd be doing... kissing up to a demon! HA! Me!'

Sesshoumaru seemed though to not have a very large soft spot for pleading and was softly growling while cracking his knuckles. Sango's head felt like a McDonalds right off of route one at rush hour with a broken chocolate shake machine, which she didn't even understand the pure hell of.

"You die NOW human." Sesshoumaru spoke as his devilish eye's sparkled a pale yellow. Now the crowd that was huddled around Inuyasha and Yusuke had started to mass around Sango and Sesshoumaru. The entire crowd was obviously left in the dark as to why Sotaro had just called Amy a human... heehee.

"Amy why did you smack Sotaro?!?!" Kagome yelled.

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Sango yelled.

"He's been asking for one for quite a while if ya ask me... " Inuyasha added.

"If you weren't so week you could have given him one a looooonnnnnnnnngggg time ago ya pansy." Yusuke muttered.

"WHY YOU!"

Suddenly, an oddly short yet thin girl, a tad taller than Hiei, came running down the hall wearing blue (yes blue) Van skater shoes, long denim flare jeans, and a stretch Black and white "I don't give a skittle." shirt. Her blonde hair braided down her back swung around her as she seemed to gallop down the hall screaming, "I'M SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY-" BAM

Upon seeing this everyone, yes everyone, commenced in a two-yard radius " What the hell?" She had rammed into Yusuke and now both were on the ground moaning from pain. She struggles to get up and finally stands at a height of only 5'2".

"Oh man! God I am SO SO SO Sorry San-... AMY! I did NOT mean to make you do that! I mean sure I has kind of playing around with your thoughts and crap and manipulating your every move... But I am so sorry! And-" As the strange girl continues to ramble, the crowd slowly walks or moves away hoping to get away from the creepy psychopath unnoticed. Hearing the "human you die now" thing was a tad weird but mind controllers!?!? They had already heard enough lies from science that day. (A/n: I'll talk about that later .)

"Great ANOTHER crazy wench to deal with!" Inuyasha mutters before being pulverized by both Sango and Kagome.

"I felt the need to do that as well." Sango answered the questioning look Kagome gave her.

"I think you've injured a tad too many men today Amy." Kagome said wondering why she didn't use the "sit" command.

"I TOLD you already. I really have no idea why I proceeded to smack Sotaro!"

"Um, like I was saying..." The girl mentioned.

"Hey who the hell are you anyway!? Who do you think you are slammin into me like that!?" Yusuke interrupted.

"-- It's not really my fault that you were in my way."

"WHAT!"

"Anyway, Now that everyone is gone, Sango I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to make you smack Sesshoumaru like that. It was kind of an accident ya know?"

"But.. but you know my name real name! Did I let it slip out or something? Oh no now we've blown our COVER!" Sango panics.

"Well now we have because of you!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Speaking of smacking..." Sesshoumaru growled.

"... Stay."

BAM

"Damn insolent little wench of a..."

"Thank you Kagome." The girl said.

"... Stop doing that!" Kagome screams from the fact that the girl knew her name too.

"Sorry! Jeeze! My name's Erin, and I've been sent to help you guys along with Rika in your mission of the silver bell."

"..."

"Oh... and I can read, send messages to, control, and manipulate other people's minds! Smiles"

"..." Awestruck.

Off in the distance, Rika, Kurama, and Hiei can be seen walking down the hall. Rika seems to brighten up upon seeing Erin there, while Kurama and Hiei simply stop in their tracks wide eyed.

"ERIN!"

"RIKA!" They embrace in a hug while Erin explains to her why she's there.

"So Erin who were you sent by? The last time you were hired for a mission other than the boss you almost got killed!" (See "Serenade of time! It's a Kenshin story I started and it has them in it. =D)

"Correction, YOU almost got me killed."

"Right..."

"I was sent by Koenma this time so I'll be ok."

"Hey hey HEY! HOLD IT! You know Koenma!?" Yusuke yelled surprised.

"That I do. Since Kuwabara is on currently stuck in that "other" mission... He sent me to help!"

"When did Kuwabara ever lea- WHAT THE HELL HE'S GONE!!!"

"And you noticed this when?"

Rika, Erin, and the rest of the group have a good tension lifting laugh at Yusuke and his stupidity (except Sesshoumaru) until Miroku noticed Kurama and Hiei.

"What seems to be the matter with them?" He asks the group.

"Oops. Um well I have the answer to that." Erin faltered.

"... Erin you didn't!" Rika yells to the surprise of the group.

"I've been watching your group for awhile following Koenma's orders, and I sort of blocked Hiei and Kurama's memories of Sesshoumaru."

Everyone is wondering why in god's name she did that to Hiei and Kurama when suddenly it hit's Inuyasha.

"What is he like a celebrity or something?"

"Almost. He kind of IS 'Lord of the Western Lands' you know. Almost every demon and apparition in this known dimension knows of him. He could almost be considered a demigod to them." She explains.

Kurama steps up to speak. "All of it is very true indeed. Many stories have been made, passed, and are still told about him throughout demon world."

"His power rivals that of even the 'S Class' demons." Hiei adds.

"Hm." Sesshoumaru replies subtly.

"Well blah blah yadda yadda and so forth! This is all fine and dandy, but we really need to get to gym right now!" Kagome informed rather hurriedly.

"What kept you three so long anyway?" Sango asked Rika.

"Mr. Baldmin, the gym teacher, gave Kurama a little talk about hair length while we were checking the schedule... so Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and him all have to wear rubber bands in their hair for lack of hair ties..." Rika explains.

"Oh that is SO gonna hurt." Erin winces.

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru both pose the almighty and evident question, " What exactly are these 'roober bands' you speak of?"

"But hey! What're we going to do about they're ears huh?" Yusuke brings up the problem.

"I can take care of that. I'll manipulate everyone's minds so that they won't be able to see them. It's kind of like a 'don't wanna see don't see at all' psychological thing." Erin said.

"And who might you be?" Kurama questioned.

"Oh yeah, I'm Erin, the second resident mind reader following Hiei." She says while they are surprised for a short time and then think what else could possibly happen.

"Well let's go get you guys some rubber bands then..."

"Such agony! How can he do something like that!?"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE RUBBER BANDS???" Inuyasha yells.

"..."

------------------Off in the boys locker room----------------

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Get it out!!! Get it out!!!!!!! The PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Weakling." Hiei scoffs while pulling his gym shirt over his head. "Such tacky fashion these humans wear."

"Well we're not exactly going to a party in gym class Hiei." Kurama tells him while pulling up his gym pants.

"I'm at a complete loss as to what we do in this "gym class" of yours." Miroku mentioned.

"It can be considered a full forty-five minute work out of sorts."

"Sounds interseti-"

"Sorry kid but there's no JEWELRY allowed in gym class." A very 'hairy' gym instructor tells Miroku.

"Jewelry?"

"That bracelet on your arm there boy." He proceeds to point at his rosary beads.

"Uh-oh..." Inuyasha whispers to Kurama.

"Uh-oh what?" He whispers back.

"Those prayer beads hold back Miroku's wind tunnel. If he takes that thing off he'll suck in every student in here."

"Wind what?"

"What could that human want." Sesshoumaru says to no one in particular in more of a statement than a question.

"I said you have to take them off!"

' Dammit! What do I do now!?' Miroku thinks to himself.

--------------------Off in the girls locker room---------------------

"Such odd clothing for learning Kagome." Sango says while attempting to retie her sneakers that are still new to her.

"Gym is more of... 'Training' than learning Amy." Rika answered.

"I still can't get over having to wear these brief cut shorts for gym!" Erin complained.

"What're you talking about? These are worn everywhere around Japan!" Kagome said confused at her remark.

"Not in the U.S. they don't. In the U.S. of A. we wear good old ordinary shorts." Rika said.

"The USA!??! You two aren't from Japan??"

"Course not!" They both answered.

"What's the Usa?" (- She said that in one word -.-)

"=.=..."

"Hey Rika what ARE we doing for gym today?" Erin and Kagome ask.

Rika gets a very sinister and purely evil glint in her eye when they ask the question and responds maniacally, "...Volleyball."

---------------Back at the party------------------- (yesh the chappie ish over!)

Me and everyone else there: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost dead person in the closet in the far left corner: AAAAAHHHHH!! cough AAAAHHHHH!!!! cough FFFOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!! WWAAAATTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!

Me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING IN MY CLOSET!?!?!?!?

Tigerose: My closet.

Sesslover: She bought it on Ebay =D

Me: =.= Ok whatever but again... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?

Person: My names Sango Sista! I gave you ideas to kill the Tellatubbies and everything! And you just left me in here like I was an optimized AOL DISK SENT IN THE MAIL!!!"

Me: O.O OMG I am SO SORRY!!!

SS: Meh... tis ok.

Me: O.o ok... want some cake?

SS: YA!

Sango#: LET'S PARTY!

Kitsunedemon: turns on 'Jet'

Everybody dances...

I said a 1 2 3! Take my hand and count to three Because you look so fine and I really wanna make ya mine! DOO DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody eats cake and ice cream

Me: And so then she said "Why does the government turn out all the lights at night? It's always so dark! It make's me feel sad when the government turns out he sun!!!" Everybody laughs hysterically

Yusuke: Stupid preps never learn!

Erin: I know really!

Me: O.O... ERIN!!!!!

Erin: YOYO!!!

everyone goes to open presents

Me: TT.TT I'm just so happy! Thank you everyone!!!

Everyone: WELCOME!!!

Me: ...I'm gonna go on a windex raid now.

Sesslover: A what now?

Erin: It's when she grabs two bottles of Windex window cleaner, endless rolls of paper towels, and goes around cleaning every surface visible =.=.

Kitsunedemon, Tigerose, and Sesslover: ...-.-... I WANNA GO!!!

Me: LET'S GO!!!

Bishounen: So sad...

Me: Thank you all reviewers! And don't forget to check my new story " Serenade of time"! See you next chappie!!! ...WINDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!