MUST READ: # MEANS IT WILL BE THOROUGHLY EXPLAINED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.

Hey Yawl! Guess who it is again with another update of the bestest story in the world!!!

Sesslover: GOD!?!?! O.o

Me: ... Jesus Christ monkey balls NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(God enters)

God: DO NOT MAKE-ITH ME FORSAKE-ITH YOU AGAIN... -ITH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesslover: The ITH!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Read with extreme seizure like behavior)

Me: Oh good lord...

God: HOW DO-ITH YOU KNOW-ITH MY NAME...-ITH!?!?!?

Me: because I don't live under a rock?

Jesus: You don't seem to VISIT people who DO live under rocks either...

Me: JESUS CHRIST!!!

Jesus: That's ma name!

Kitsunedemon: don't wear it ou-

Jesus: YOU CAN'T SAY MY NAME! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED!!

Kitsunedemon: ...WHY NOT???? (Cries)

Tigerose: So Jesus my homey! Why do you live under rocks all of a sudden? Hm?

Sango#: Heavens' probably too GOOD for him now.

Me: Jealous people say stupid things.

Sango#: ...How was I supposed to know tricking old grannies to walk into to traffic would keep me from heaven!? Huh!?!?!? HUH!?!?!?

Jesus: As I was SAYING... the stone grave that I was placed in sometime before my resurrection and walk upon the earth at Easter time was actually pretty cozy.

Sango#: Look who's turned into a gay fashion fab...

Me: Ya know millions of grannies would be alive today if you were never born.

Sango#: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

God: Do-ith not lay in-ith despair dear child of mine, fore I, GOD, will always love-ith all sheep... things...

Jesus: Except her.

Kitsunedemon: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY???????? (Cries more)

S.S. (Sango's sista): Hey where'd the Bishies go?

Me: Don't know and don't care (Did I just say that???), but I have something important to announce.

Everyone: ???

Me: I... have to do a disclaimer...(Cringes)

Everyone: =.='''

S.S.: Why's that so hard to do?

Me: O.O...

Tigerose: It's just so you don't get arrested ya know.

Me: O.o...

Sango#: A disclaimer a day keeps the cops away .

God: ...

Jesus: ...

Me: (Pokes not moving God and Jesus) hey... these are just old guys in holy costumes...

Kitsunedemon: I KILLED GOD AND JESUS!!!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!- UH... I mean uh... a disclaimer is like a free jail free card!

Sango#: Too much monopoly IS a bad thing...

Me: Ok here goes... I do not own any of the anime characters I use in my minis or my real story. (And NO... they are NOT turning into an over obsessive thing!!! Last chapter was just a present to me!!!) And I also do not own either Jesus or God, because I love them very very much much (- not typo typo) (- not typo typo typo) ... or at least my dad tells me too... O.o I'M BEING CONTROLLED!!! Arg!!!

Sesslover: That's probably why she shouldn't do disclaimers v.v...

Me: I also don't own any of the REAL people I use in my minis. They are their own person, and if any of you (people in my minis) do not like the way I portray you in the minis... please do not hesitate to tweak your character .

Everyone: BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!!! (Clap uncontrollably)

Me: (steps up to receive the best disclaimer award) Thank you!! Thank you all!! (Cries) Let's see um, I'd like to thank myself for being completely random and insane!! =D

Everyone: O.o... genius...

Me: (Waits for uncontrollable laughs from readers...)

S.S.: It wasn't that funny.

Me: Right. (Her brain suffers severe Nero damage from the remark) I have one more announcement... Hardly anyone's been reading my new story!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerose:???

Me: I know I said I wouldn't start a new story until this was over... but the idea just kept knocking around in my brain!!!!!! It's a Kenshin fic where two girls are transported there, and it is SO NOT Mary-sue crappidy crap crap! If you like this story, how it's written, and the idea of two modern girls stuck in the past with the Kenshin-man... then that's the story for you! Yes you! It has Rika and Erin in it and it explains why they have their powers, how they know Koenma, and also why they're on the case! So if you want to learn about them then read it. VERY IMPORTANT! MUST READ: I'm thinking of linking 'Serenade of Time' with "Two Worlds in One", so review on what you think about that! I need you YES YOU to make the decision!!

Sango#: Uncle Sam impersonator...

Kitsunedemon: grandma killer!

Sango#: That subject will never be spoken of again under penalty death.

Me: OK! ON WITH THE STORY! Jeeze...

Tigerose: No Mattia, we want to talk about more random things... (Said VERY sarcastically)

Me: Shut it fudge monkey or I'll bite your legs off. Actually guys I have one more announcement to make. This chapter will be one that emphasizes the couples, ya know: Inu/Kag, San/Mir... and here's the part where YOU get to help out in the pairing. Yey for you. Who should I pair Rika with out of Kur, Hiei, and Sess? What about Erin? Kur, Hiei, or Sess? You decide. Yusuke however will be with Keiko still even though she's not in the fic... yet (she'll only play a small role). So here are the things you have to do! I made a list for you little sugar plumbs! (I can't believe I actually said that...)

#1: Check out "serenade of Time" and look for updates.

#2: Vote on the pairings for Rika and Erin (someone will be left out)

#3: Tell me if you want to intertwine this with Serenade, cause then that would mean it would be MUCH longer and they would visit Kenshin and crap. I can do that or I'll make ANOTHER story... wonder how that will work... Anyway...

#4: Pay attention to the next chapter because it's going to be the major plot chapter.

NOW You can read the fic .-

Chapter ... 16? Hopefully... "Brain Blast"

Out in the school field, along with the singing of birds, the rustling of the spring leaves, and the chatter of school girls and boys, a soft... yet growing drown can be heard across the way.

"The girls are in the locker room, FIXING UP their hair

And the boys have gone out to the gym RIPPING each others hair."

"The girls are in the locker room, FIXING UP their hair

And the boys have gone out to the gym RIPPING each others hair."

"The girls are in the locker room, FIXING UP their hair

And the boys have gone out to the gym RIPPING each others hair."

"The girls are in the locker room, FIXING UP their hair

And the boys have gone out to the gym RIPPING each others hair."

"The girls are in the locker room, FIXING UP their hair

And the boys have gone out to -"

"ERIN, WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?!?!?!??!" Rika screamed.

Four girls: a go-getter, a hyperactive fool, a warrior, and a priestess, walked along the grass of their school soccer field while watching the boys 'Rip out their hair' so to speak. The go-getter, Rika, entertained herself by watching the distressed Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Hiei complain over how atrociously short the gym shorts were, actually that was only Sesshoumaru and Hiei, actually......... Sesshoumaru was the only one really DISCREETLY using violence of the mouth in the battle of the shorts. Hiei was in the right mind to have the shorts meet the Dragon of the Darkness Flame, and Inuyasha... well Inuyasha was about ready to slash them in half because of the obsessive constricting of the 'demon' shorts as he called them...

"Guess that rules him out for being a metro-sexual now doesn't it?" Rika proclaimed.

"Metros usually like the tightness..." Erin agreed.

"=O..." Was Sango and Kagome's reply.

"You DO know that we're joking right?"

"Wha? Oh! Yeah... hehe of course." Kagome joked. They were somehow right though, in a humorous sense of course. It would have to be the hour of the apocalypse, end of the school year party celebration... forever, and half off the dollar menu day at Wacdonalds for Inuyasha to actually consider grooming himself properly.

"(Laughs) Yeah Kagome that's pretty true too." Erin said out of the blue.

"Huh?"

"Mind reader, Yoo-hoo!"

"Right..." 'Oh man! I have to actually stop thinking to myself...........................I CAN'T DO IT!!!!! I think to myself more than I even TALK to people on a daily basis! (Sigh) (Twitch) I'm never going to get used to this.'

A whistle is blown that throws Kagome out of her thoughts and back into reality as the class makes it's way over to the make shift volleyball nets. Kurama helps to calm the boys about their shorts problem, while Sango drags Miroku over from using his short shorts to an advantage. (A/N: ... NOT THAT ADVANTAGE!!! Dirty minded, he used them to "attract" more women!) The students filed into the gym and sat in their assigned squads. (A/N: I don't know how it is in your school, but in mine we have a square gym, which daresay I hope you have as well -.-', so there's like what... around six squad rows on each side of the gym and there's about seven people in each one I think... so now you can have a nice little diagram stuck in your head for endless hours to brighten up your day! =D)

Sango's POV

Sango was in the right mind to... she didn't even KNOW what she was in the mind to do anymore! All she knew was that Miroku, in her opinion at least, did not have the right to go gallivanting like an estranged animal trying to satisfy his hunger, which in this case... in all cases, was women. Staring at him with what seemed like four pairs of eyes at once, she noticed to her confusion and shock that Miroku was missing his prayer beads! Where could they have gone? No. That wasn't the right question; a more appropriate question for a tense situation called for something like, " Haru! Your breath! It's so revolting; What did you eat!?"

"My... breath?" He questioned very confused. "Sango what are you-"

"I GUESS NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU SOMETHING TO FRESHEN UP WON'T I!" She exclaims in an oddly loud tone. She then proceeds to drag Miroku out of the gym and into the girl's locker rooms with half the class eyeing them as they leave. Some of them mumble "Wacko", "Freaks", and "Weirdoes" under their breathes.

Mr. Baldmin surprisingly let them go off without even a yell or warning because of certain respects he had for the "fresh-breath impaired". "No one should have to suffer such a vile thing as nasty breath. (Sigh) I know the hardships that are made by- PARKER! WORK THOSE BICEPS!!! The infidelities of youth... PARKER! SAVE YOUR THROW-UP FOR MATH CLASS!!!"

Girl's Locker room's

Sango dashes into the girl's west locker room while pulling Miroku along by his arm. She pulls up quickly into a locker row with Miroku's body whips around in the air from the tight turn.

"Miroku, (pant) your hand (pant) what happened?" She interrogates.

Miroku glances down at his hand and grows a smirk on his face. " Sango, you have no need to worry. Naraku's curse has somehow been proven ineffective in Kagome's time. Although... if you still feel the need to worry over me Sango dear, then there's a quiet little place right over-"

"If you try a single ill minded thing one me Miroku, I'll smack your head around so hard you really have to use that walking stick of yours."

"... Well then I guess I'll have to go get a re-sizing then won't I?" The monk answers as he leans in for an unexpected stolen kiss that threw Sango completely off guard for the entirety of it. He slowly backs off and moves into a slow trot out the locker room door and back into the gym.

' Run away and don't get smacked. Run away and don't get smacked. Run away and don't get smacked. Run away and don't get ... would she KILL me? ... RUN AWAY!!!' Miroku thinks to himself as he now goes into a sprint.

' Why did I enjoy that!? And from a lecherous Monk no less! Although... if I think about it now he is quite handsome (A vein slowly pops on her head) , but then again... UGH! I can't seem to get him out of my mind now! He's definitely starting to rub off on me (sigh) ... NO RUBBING!! NO RUBBING!!' She screams to herself while holding her now rosy red cheeks. She pauses for a moment from the sound of footsteps.

"Sango?" Kagome calls. "There you are. Come on the whistle's going to blow any minute! Hey, why are your cheeks flushing?"

Sango realizes now that she is sweating as well. ' I swear once I catch that Monk!!!' "Oh! I just ran back from uh... the restroom! Still can't figure out how they work right! Heh heh..."

"Oh ok then, well come on then!"

Back in the gym

The gym teacher begins to speak. "Now I suspect you all know that today we're playing volleyball for the whole period, correct?"

The whole class drones. "Yes Mr. Baldmin... (Sigh)"

"Good... so then WHY DON'T I SEE PUSH-UPS!?!? HUH!?!? HUH!?!? GET TO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone commences in push-ups... how many? Hell, they had no idea... but they did know that Mr. Baldyman (nickname) slacking off = seeing crutches for a long long long long long time... but a few new students weren't onto the class' logic quite yet.

' How dare he... he'll pay for his misdoings in his own crimson blood.' Sesshoumaru thought. A small "pop" was heard in his head though and soon after he could hear voices. ' Don't do it Sesshoumaru! There's things in this world that you don't know about yet!!' Erin yelled. ' Such as.' He asked in some creepy way where it wasn't a question. ' Such as the control that paid adults seem to have over the student populous in this learning facility they call a school.' Hiei exemplified with great timing. ' Exactly. Certain humans in this time have total responsibility for students here, so we have to listen to them or else they're allowed to punish us. And if you don't listen to me then I'll tell Kagome to "stay" you...'

Sesshoumaru gave Erin a VERY cold glare from across the gym, which she felt even though she was about already 15 into the 50 push-ups tat Mr. Baldmin had just announced. Inuyasha and Hiei, who also hadn't started, decided along with Sesshoumaru to have a race... with finger push-ups... (Holy S$T!! .) Three... two... one... they were off! Instead of the requested 50 however, they decided to go for about mmm... say... one hundred?

' They're all crazy...' Rika thought.

' Hiei's the only actual sane one there, though I wish he WAS psychotic; I'd have a damn good excuse then to send him to the loony bin.' Erin conversed through telepathy.

' What do YOU have against other short people?'

' Well, it's just him, that's all. He has too much attitude for my liking, and he thinks he can just rule the world with that little glare of his!'

' Who has the attitude?' Rika questioned.

' ... He does.'

' ...'

There was a long pause for a while as Erin pondered what Rika REALLY meant by that question, but dropped the topic completely.

' I never would have guessed self assurance could be so offending.' Hiei added in, startling the two girls.

' You know Hiei it's very inappropriate to come in on a girls' con-' Rika scolds but is cut off.

' Hiei you jerk!!!' Erin abruptly hollers. ' You can't just burst in on our conversation like that! I can't believe how inconsiderate demons like you can be!

' Am I safe too assume I have another ningen to add to my death list then?'

' Death list!? You couldn't kill me even if I already had one thousand painful, bloody stabs through my slowly dying worthless excuse of a body.'

' ...I think I'll have to try that sometime.'

' I'll have two ready to pierce your heart for every one that you throw.'

' Holy crap Erin! You should be ashamed for saying such things! You too Hiei! KILLING IS WRONG!' Rika scolded once again.

' ...Well he deserved it...'

' ...Hn. My time has already been wasted squabbling with you anyway...' Hiei cuts his mental link.

Just then, Rika felt like a spark had taken a brisk morning jog through her brain with soccer cleats. She glanced over to Erin to see if she felt the same sensation, and was met with an agreeing, yet irritated nod. Both recognized the familiar yet chilling feeling of the third silver bell somewhere in the surrounding gym.

' Erin...' Rika thought. (A/N: Ok, to cut the confusion in half, Erin has the ability to talk to people telepathically, and she can also keep a line open between hers and the conversationalists mind so that can talk back TO her even though they don't have her power. Also, when they're talking to each other like that I'm just going to keep using 'thought' PHEW! Ok I'm not going to A/N for a while so you can get the whole 'story' feeling? La cool? La cool. :D)

' Yeah?' Erin replied.

' ...Don't tell Kagome about this got it?'

' W-WHAT!? But the holder of the third bell!! We know who it is! (#)And we can't just... Rika why the hell not!?' For once she didn't understand her friend at all.

' It's simple. If she finds out through us... then she'll pay too much attention to 'him', which will cause a trigger reaction leading to the final battle TOO SOON, and that isn't what we came here to accomplish. We just have to keep this to ourselves or else our whole mission will fail, so keep it quiet, got it?'

' ...'

' Good. I'll brief Hiei and Kurama about the situation. Since they're third generation demons they should have been exposed to the bell's power already (#), so they'll want some explaining.' She closes the mental link. 'Wait...' Confusion ran through her mind, 'what? Rika, I thought we were the only ones to-'

Rika reopens the mental link. ' They've agreed to meet after gym with us. Hiei opened a mental link with Kurama so they both know to wait in 'B' hall for us. We're going to need as many people in on this as possible without messing up reality, right?'

' Oompalumpa reject... huh? Yeah whatever.'

"Hey Erin."

"Yeah?"

"...Prepare to get your ass whipped at v-ball D"

"Your on fruit cake."

"NO TALKING DURING WARM-UPS PANSIES!!" Mr. Baldmin Yelled from the bottom of his throat with the always-classic vein protrusions on his neck.

"Oops... My link must have broke..."

"NAKAMURA! (Erin's last name) I DON'T SEE ANY CRUNCHES!! WORK IT!!!"

"Haha." Rika taunted.

"OBEYASHI!" (Rika's last name)

"YES SIR, SORRY SIR!!!"

Erin's POV

' Overgrown brain-dead intelligent lacking...' Erin thought to herself. ' Oh great, now he's giving Kurama a hard time too... oh well, it can't be helped... I'm so evil.'

Once Erin had finished her stretches she averted her eyes to Inuyasha's row. She had reason to believe Hiei, Sesshoumaru, and Inuyasha had caught on to push-ups well enough seeing as they were doing two push- ups per second on their INDEX FINGERS. The sad truth of boys always having to prove themselves shot into her mind. ' Girls will be girls and boys will be idiots, end of story.'

Sesshoumaru had undoubtedly won the match and both Inuyasha AND Hiei surprisingly showed a sign of defeat in their faces. Hiei's show of emotion excited her in an odd way that she couldn't explain, so she just brushed it off. ' ... What the hell was that... must have been the wind.' She thought, even though she fully knew there weren't any open doors in the gym. 'Oh hey why is everyone... AH CRAP!' She watched as everyone had already scrambled to the opposing orange and black cones, filling them in with six players to a side to make up the volleyball teams. (A/N: Those are going to be the selected colors for the school, got it? GOOD!) Since there were two courts, there had to be four teams, and the only team that needed another player was... ' Damn you Hiei' She noticed Rika snickering under her breath as she stood in back of the only team left... Hiei's team. She glared daggers at Rika and began to think what good could possibly come out of this. ' A few spikes and he'll be dead!' She then heard a thought in her mind that wasn't hers. Her mental link must have not been broken. Rika's voice rang through her head in a hopeless voice that seemed to have a comical pity for her, ' A few spikes and she'll be dead...'

...End of the chapter... you heard me! Away with you!

Me: PHEW! Now that that's over and junk. Ok if you guys forgot what you had to do then go check back up at the top again. If not, then go enjoy Tellatubbie hour with your cellmate you jovial lunatic! I'm not going to do a mini at the bottom of this chapter for the sake of new ideas for it... and simply because I can't find anyone...

Sano: (Calling from down in a cellar under a trap door under my feet) I NEED TOILETRIES!!!

Me: QUIET FOOL! =O... You heard nothing! Now, I'm sorry about the long wait but I just got back from the good 'OL state O' Texas! Plumb diggity fun it was mate!

Sanog#: (calls up from the "inconspicuous" cell) CRAPPY ACCENT!

Me: WOULD YOU JUST- =O... yeah... anyway... you have to do the things up there (points up assuming all the readers are well trained monkeys that eat jawbreakers) before I can update again, cause I need to know the pairings! So now that GOOD OL' TEXAS STATE O' TEXAS... hold on... I could make some kind of retail thing out of that couldn't I? State O' Texas... Bendy straws that's it! Ok well I'll see you in the next chapter and hey, maybe I'll see you over at my other story 'Serenade of Time' You kinda have to read it though so... bye for now!

(Poofs away)

Inuyasha: ... Is she gone?

Kitsunedemon: I heard bedy straws so count me out from moving for awhile... I only like to have tiny circular cuts on me when I'm traveling aimlessly in the Amazon =D.

Everyone: ...

S.S.: Inching away now...

R&R!!!