Trying to Kill the Pain
A/N- Sup dawgs! Oh my goodness sorry I haven't written in so long. I know it's been like 3 months, but I'm finally trying to write this story some more! I don't know when I'm gonna finish this story or whether this chapter will wrap it up or not, but keep reading and find out. Peace out hunky-dory peacekles!
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Chapter 5:The HospitalSonic was speeding through the rain when he said aloud, "Why the hell didn't I just call 911? Oh that's right, they don't WANT to help you and they like to see you suffa! At least that's what Shadow says." So he went on, repeatedly thinking of what kind of gel he should use tomorrow to style his hair with. "Should I use extra-hold, or mega-hold, or supa-hold, or maybe I'll even break out the supa-mega-extra hold…yaaa…" he thought to himself. He then came back to the moment and realized that Amy was practically bleeding to death. He saw ahead of him the city lights, and then the big building that they call a hospital. He ran inside.
"HELP! SHE NEEDS HELP! YO DOC, WHERE ARE YA? THIS LADY NEEDS MEDICAL HELP RIGHT NOW, AND YA'LL DON'T WANNA KEEP US WAITIN' 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WE DO AND YA'LL DEFINITELY DON'T WANT ME ALL UP IN YO GRILL, BURNIN YO CHICKEN!" he yelled, almost sounding drunk. A nurse with a wheelchair ran up to them. Sonic sat Amy down in it. The nurse looked at Amy's wrists and glanced at Sonic.
"We don't want anyone to know about this, just the doctor and I guess you. No one else. Ya'll gotta keep it secret. SSSSSHHHHH!" he said as he held his finger to his mouth. The nurse rushed Amy away to the ER.
Sonic waited impatiently for 2 hours straight. Finally the nurse reappeared. "I'm happy to say that your daughter will be alright." She said. Sonic stared at her blankly.
"Daughter? DAUGHTER! She's my girlfriend! Do I really look that old and wrinkly? Man I gotta use more gel on my sexy hair." He said.
"Actually, Sir, your shoes make you look old." The nurse said. Everyone in the waiting room gasped with surprise at this remark.
"Listen lady, my shoes are better than your dirty white tennis shoes. My shoes are the coolest things in the universe, and you're just jealous that ya can't have 'em and never will have 'em. OH, BAM! IN YO FACE YA FOO!" he shouted stupidly. "Where's my girlfriend?"
"She's in room 104, right down the-" Sonic cut her off. "I KNOW WHERE IT IS!" he yelled. "Man, chump think I'm old. She got another thing comin." Sonic mumbled as he walked down the hall. He quietly tiptoed into room 104. He suddenly didn't know why he was tiptoeing. He saw Amy sitting on the bed, reading a magazine called 'What to do when your Lover Gets Old.' Sonic just pretended he didn't see it.
"Sonic! There you are! Guess what? I'm allowed to leave the hospital in two days!"
"Well, that's great, but how are we supposed to keep this a secret from everyone else?"
"I'm already waaaay ahead of you!" She said with a sly smile as all of their friends walked into the room.
"Sonic my man! Sup dawg!" Knuckles said.
"Uh, thanx, Knuckles…for what?" Sonic said blankly.
"Amy told us that you tied your relationship up! When your lady heard the news, she fainted from excitement, and apparently, so did you!" Tails said, laughing. Sonic looked at Amy. She smiled at him and he knew that she had planned this as soon as she arrived at the hospital.
Two days later, Amy was released from the hospital and no one ever knew about her accident. Sonic had threatened the nurse that if she ever dissed his shoes again, he would pound her, and if he ever found out that she let Amy's secret slip, he would shove her ugly shoes down her throat. He told the doctor that if he told people, he would take a bottle of hair gel and clog his mouth with it.
No one ever did find out about what happened, and that's just how the couple liked it. It was their little secret.
