Aotheress Note (May 8, 2007): if any part of this is messed up then please let me know... because I edited it might appear a little messed up but I can't find any of it messed up but I could have missed it. only reason why it is getting edited about three years after it started and about two years after it finished then its because right now I'm utterly bored and feel like editing it now.


SnowNeko:
sorry to the people that it confused but if you read: Sister to Urameshi not all its cut out to be, this is the same story only different name and some little stuff is different in it.

HieiFan666- yes it is the same story only the other one messed up the chapters to me so this is the fixed one to me so I will be keeping this one up. I'm working on the next chapter right now.

Disclaimer: don't own YYH... I only own Autumn and two other characters that will come into the next chapter.

Chapter Three: Dragons? Hammer Of Doom!


Kurama says "why not? To me she is like a little sister. To Kuwabara, she might be a big sister to him. You never know."

Yusuke says "she doesn't act her age. I mean she somehow gets money to pay the bills and everything so we don't get kicked out but she never tells where she gets the money."

Kurama says "from betting the jocks and beating the preps up…. She is feared in school by everyone but the loners but ofcorse she is a loner so they have no reason to fear her."

Yusuke says "so you are telling me that she has no friends at school?"

Kurama says "only me."

Yusuke says "she sometimes comes home late and says she was hanging out with friends and lost track of time… what was she doing in that time?"

Kurama shurgs and says "we should get some sleep."

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In the morning, Yusuke wakes up and looks at where his sister was sleeping to see both Aut and Hiei on the same branch and Hiei was holding Aut close to him- both asleep still. Yusuke gets up and quietly wakes up Kurama and Kuwabara. Yusuke asks "just a mind bond? Not anything else?"

Kurama says "didn't think so but he did come and walk with us on the way to you're apartment sometimes… I didn't think the reason was Autumn."

Kuwabara says "wonder how they ended up like that."

Yusuke says "yeah… lets wake them and find out because of Hiei has something going on with my sister I want to know."

Aut opens her eyes and looks down at her brother who was trying to climb the tree and she says "bro don't hurt you're self." She hears a low growl right beside her ear and she looks to see Hiei holding her sleeping. She blinks and asks "what happen last night?"

Kurama says "we don't know… we were hopeing that you knew what happen."

Aut says "I don't know what happen after I went to sleep and to now." She smiles and starts poking Hiei's hair.

Yusuke says "she is gonna get killed."

Kurama says "maybe lets watch."

Kuwabara says "I think there is gonna be yelling a lot."

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Soon Hiei wakes up as soon as Aut tried to take his katana. Hiei glares and asks "baka onna what are you doing?"

Aut smiles innocently and says "trying to wake you so Kuwabara don't take any more pictures of YOU HOLDING ME!" She yelled the last part and Hiei quickly pushes her off of him and off the tree but she flips and lands on the group and looks up at Hiei and sticks her tongue out at him and says "cats land on their feet what about a little fire demon?" She then appears on the branch, pushes Hiei out of the tree, and then appears behind Kurama as Hiei lands on his arse.

Hiei glares at Aut and yells "BAKA ONNA!"

Aut says "c ya!"

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Aut then takes off running out of the shield and right into Botan. She says "please take me up in the air!"

Botan asks "why?"

Aut says "you will see if you don't take me into the air now!"

Botan pulls out her oar, both of the girls get on, and Botan gets up in the air just as Hiei appears on the ground glaring at Aut. Botan asks "what did you do to him?"

Aut says "poke his hair, try to take his katana, push him out of a tree… that's all today. Oh and the first two were for waking him up because we somehow ended up on the same branch. I was on the lower branch so he did something to get down to the branch I was on and moved me into his lap and held me while sleeping."

Botan giggles and says "I see so Hiei and you are like girlfriend and boyfriend."

"WHAT? NO WAY IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS HIEI DATING MY SISTER!" yelled Yusuke.

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Aut was having a battle with Roze who wanted to come out and push Botan off the oar. Kurama says "um Botan you really shouldn't say that… Autumn looks like she is having a fight with Roze in her mind. Most likely Roze wants to push you off the oar while Autumn is trying not to let that happen."

Aut jumps down to the ground and glares at Botan. Kuwabara asks "how come they arent denying it?"

Yusuke turns around and glares at Hiei and Aut who where glaring at each other and Kuwabara in the middle of them. Yusuke says "Kurama what does my sister normally smell like?"

Kurama says "death, sakura blossoms, fire, country apple, roasted marshmallows, chocolate, and pizza." Everyone stares at Kurama and he blushes and says "what? I sit by her in all classes!"

Aut says "stalker."

Yusuke asks "and now?"

Kurama says "the same only burning wood, snow, and trees is added. Well there was always some snow only now it is stronger."

Yusuke glares at Hiei and yells "YOU MARKED MY SISTER WITH YOU'RE SCENT!"

Hiei says "hn so what if I did?"

Aut yells "WHAT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU WITHOUT ME KNOWING?"

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Hiei and Aut glare at each other and powering up while yelling at each other in their heads. Yusuke stares at them and says "Kuwabara you might wanna move right now before you get in the middle of a huge fight."

Kuwabara moves just as Aut yells out "DRAGON OF ELECTRIC ICE FLAMES!" and Hiei yells out "DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAMES!" the dragons fly at each other creating a huge explosion and both Hiei and Aut get thrown back into trees getting knocked out.

When the dust clears Yusuke walks over to his sister and picks her up bridle style and Kurama picks up Hiei on his back. Kuwabara and Botan stare at the air infont of them. Yusuke says "Botan portal to Koenma please."

Botan snaps out of it and says "right… remind me never to get on her bad side." Botan makes a portal and drags Kuwabara threw while everyone else walks threw.

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Koenma looks up at them, sees Autumn and Hiei, and asks "what happen?"

Just then an orger runs into the room and says "Koenma Sir! A whole lot of spirit energy went off about three minutes ago from where you sent Botan."

Yusuke says "the ones unconscious is the fault for that."

Koenma asks "how?"

Kuwabara says "two dragons… one from Aut and one from Hiei."

Koenma asks "reason?"

Kurama chuckles and says "Hiei marked Autumn as his with his scent and she didn't take to it well."

Koenma asks "Hiei is getting a mate?"

Yusuke says "hell no! He can aslong as it isnt my sister."

Botan sighs and says "o great they got a mind link and are fighting but they don't know they are hurting their bodies here." Everyone looks at the two to see cuts appear and disappearing on their bodies.

Koenma and Kurama sweat drops and Kurama asks "think they know they can't kill each other in their world?" Yusuke shakes his head and walks out of the room with Kurama behind him. Kurama and Yusuke walk to the living room in the apartment in Koenma's castle and put them down on the couches that were facing each other.

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A few days later, Autumn was helping Kurama cook while Hiei watched from the window and Yusuke and Kuwabara where hiding in a corner scared of Autumn. Botan walks in with the rest of the girls and Botan says "um how come everyone is in the kitchen?"

Aut says "they don't trust Kurama and me and Yusuke is here because he don't trust and of his friends with me and Kuwabara is just here to be stupid. Yusuke and Kuwabara are hiding in the corner because they know I won't hesitate to hit them with a frying pan or anything."

The girls nod and Keiko asks "Aut can I see the frying pan?"

Aut hands Keiko a frying pan and says "sure don't hurt him too much or else he won't beable to get a job that I am making him get."

Keiko says "alright." Keiko yells and hits Yusuke with the pan and sometimes missing and hitting Kuwabara in the head.

Aut sets the last thing of dinner down and says "Kuwabara and Yusuke please wait untill the ladies are out of the room and done eating before you eat. If you don't then you will meet Hammer of Doom!" She then pulls out a huge black, sliver, and red hammer out of thin air.


SnowNeko: don't think many people will like the next chapter.

Autumn: .:reads what SnowNeko gots type so far:. EVIL! You making THAT happen? How can you?

SnowNeko: um to lead up to the Kidnapping and Torture of Kuwabara

Autumn: still evil... but good on the Kuwabaka thing. He is the weakest link and easy to kidnap.

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