A/N: This is my first parody & fanfic, so please be gentle!! Oh and r/r\!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the characters in the books, I'm sad to say that that tittle goes to the marvoulous J.K Rowling.
My 12 Dates With Malfoy
One fine Christmas day Harry and his friends were sitting in the Gryffindor common room getting really, REALLY drunk on egg nogg. Well Harry decided to tell everyone what his boyfriend(Draco Malfoy) had done for him on the each of the 12 days of christmas.
Harry: Guess what everyone!
Everyone:What!?
Harry: I'm going to tell you whast my wounderful boyfriend did for me on each of the twelve days fo Christmas, and i am going to sing it to the tume of the twelve days of days of Christmas, and i'm calling it...My 12 Dates With Malfoy! (A/N: Don't you love being blunt?)
Everyone: .........OK!!!
Harry: Here we go!!
On my first date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, one blooming black rose.
On my second date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my third date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my fourth date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my fith date with Malfoy my true love gave to me, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my sixth date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, six love letters, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my seventh date with malfoy my boyfriend gave to me seven flavored rubbers, six love letters, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my 8th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me 8 pleasuring hand jobs, seven flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 9th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me,9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 10th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored ribbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french teasers, 2 really good blow jobs, and1 blooming back rose.
On my 11th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, 11 pairs of handcuffs, 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 12th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, 12 different ways of saying I love you *wink wink*, 11 pairs of handcuffs, 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine. 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playin with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
And after that ..... intereting performance, Harry passed out just like everone else had at verse 4.
Meanwhile........................
"Albus, I told you we shouldn't have given them that egg nogg..."
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Now should I write another chappie?/???? Please Review, see that little button down there? press it.... please * puppy dog eyes*
Bianca
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the characters in the books, I'm sad to say that that tittle goes to the marvoulous J.K Rowling.
My 12 Dates With Malfoy
One fine Christmas day Harry and his friends were sitting in the Gryffindor common room getting really, REALLY drunk on egg nogg. Well Harry decided to tell everyone what his boyfriend(Draco Malfoy) had done for him on the each of the 12 days of christmas.
Harry: Guess what everyone!
Everyone:What!?
Harry: I'm going to tell you whast my wounderful boyfriend did for me on each of the twelve days fo Christmas, and i am going to sing it to the tume of the twelve days of days of Christmas, and i'm calling it...My 12 Dates With Malfoy! (A/N: Don't you love being blunt?)
Everyone: .........OK!!!
Harry: Here we go!!
On my first date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, one blooming black rose.
On my second date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my third date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my fourth date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my fith date with Malfoy my true love gave to me, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my sixth date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, six love letters, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my seventh date with malfoy my boyfriend gave to me seven flavored rubbers, six love letters, five ways of playing with my balls, four nipple teasers, three french kisses, two really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
On my 8th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me 8 pleasuring hand jobs, seven flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 9th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me,9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 10th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored ribbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french teasers, 2 really good blow jobs, and1 blooming back rose.
On my 11th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, 11 pairs of handcuffs, 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine, 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playing with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and 1 blooming black rose.
On my 12th date with Malfoy my boyfriend gave to me, 12 different ways of saying I love you *wink wink*, 11 pairs of handcuffs, 10 new positions, 9 bottles of wine. 8 pleasuring hand jobs, 7 flavored rubbers, 6 love letters, 5 ways of playin with my balls, 4 nipple teasers, 3 french kisses, 2 really good blow jobs, and one blooming black rose.
And after that ..... intereting performance, Harry passed out just like everone else had at verse 4.
Meanwhile........................
"Albus, I told you we shouldn't have given them that egg nogg..."
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Now should I write another chappie?/???? Please Review, see that little button down there? press it.... please * puppy dog eyes*
Bianca
