Title: Deep Thoughts

Author: Zee

Disclaimer: I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, diddle-y dee, sitting all nicely in a row (bom bom bom) BIG ones! SMALL ones, SOME as big as your head....

**NOTE** Due to (um)popular demand, boredom, and the fact that I REFUSE TO CLEAN UP ANYMORE ANIMAL PROJECTILES *glares maliciously at dog crap*, I've decided to write more. And it's from Pietro's POV. I've decided two chapters from one of there POV's, then two more from the others, if that works out. FOR THE LEMONY JUSTICE MUST ME SERVED!!!!

Anywoozle, on with the fic...

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Oh JESUS he's hot!

(Pietro, shut up)

No way, man! Look at him!! That hair and those eyes, God, I could just...melt into them...

(Just drink your milk, Maximoff...)

Wanna know what I wish this milk was?

(Dare I ask?)

I wish it was him.

(You're DISGUSTING!)

Aw, come on, you can just imagine....me with my mouth wrapped around his big, juicy-

(EATING!!! We're EATING!!)

cock, and his moaning, and I've heard him moan, our rooms are right next to each other, and then he'll tighten his grip on my ass, pick me up, position me over it, and then he'll-

(Hey)

Wha~at?! Can't you see I'm in the middle of amazingly juicy images?!

(The object of your affection, my DEAR Pietro, is banging his head on the table)

....oh.

"John?"

"Yeah?"

"Whyareyoubangingyourheadonthetable?"

You're head is too beau-ti-ful to ruin like that!

(Oh please...)

"Um...it feels good?"

Oh, Johnny, if you wanna see how good **I** can make you feel...

(That's it. I'm taking control. Now)

"...yeah, okay, I'mleavingnow."

HEY!!

(What?! Jesus, Piet, you were about to make a COMPLETE fool out of yourself!! If you really want to get the guy, you can't BURST out saying "Oh God, John, fuck me, please, I feel like a dog in heat"!!! You have to do it slowly...delicately...)

Like how?

(I dunno...watch him, I guess. See what he likes!)

Yes, yes, what he likes, hmmm....Hey Remy!!

"Heeeeeeeey-ya, Remy, how's it going?"

"Good. Do ya know what's wit' John?"

"Huh? Whatdya mean?"

"He was banging his head on the table at breakfast when I walked in..."

OH YEAH!!

"Oh yeah! He did that when I was eating too!"

"Maybe he's sick. He went to take a shower before I could ask him anything..."

SHOWER?!

"Yeah, maybe...gottagoRemy, bye!"

And OFF he goes, into the wilderness!!

(What the hell?!)

SHOWER!!! HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!

(Oh no...don't you dare...)

Hey, you said that I should watch him...see what he likes....well, take a guess at what I'm doing!!

(SEEING WHAT HE LIKES TO DO IN THE SHOWER DOES NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING!!)

Yeah, whatever...

(Oh, and um, Mr. Ego, how're ya gonna get in?)

Hey, fastest guy in the world, I can slip through the door!

(Where ya gonna hide?)

Under the sink.

(You have problems)

I'm in LOOOOOVE....

(Yeah, but you should be in a mental ward)

Shut up!

(Make me)

Okay, I'm in and under.

(Do we really have to do this?)

YES!!! I WANT TO SEE JOHN NEKKID!!!

(...nekkid?)

YES!!!

(...you are so weird)

"OW!"

Oh! He banged his shin!! Eee, I wish I could rub that for him...course, I wouldn't use my hands...

(Oh Lord...you got that from Little Nicky*)

Maybe so, maybe-oh my God.

(Wha-oh my God)

HE'S HARD!!

(HE'S HUGE!!)

YES!!!

(YES!!)

What was that?

(...um....nothing...)

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*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!

Zee: Wow, this story is beginning to suck!! Majorly!! JOY!!

hide-chu: You have NO self confidence...

Zee: Shut up, pink haired fiend.

hide-chu: ARGH!!! *ATTACK!!*

Zee: *catches him with and chokes him with her hat* Ha. *to you* So, um, what'd you all think? There wasn't that much lemony goodness in this one, I'm getting there. If you really want to know the truth, this is the first lemon-ish thing I've ever written and it's more limey than anything. So, um...review? Please? Thanks...

hide-chu: Can't.....breathe...

Zee: Oh yeah. *Lets him go* Another thing; as you can see, normal Pietro is much more perverted than subconscious Pietro. What do you all think of that? Oh, and, the people talking in parenthesis, whether it be Johnny or PiePie are their MUTANT ALTER EGOS!! (tm) a.k.a. Pyro and Quicksilver. Just wanted to say that. Because I'm stupid. And stuff.

hide-chu: While...I'm trying to....regain strength...in my lungs...please....all of you...review....bye....*collapses*