Title: Deep Thoughts
Author: Zee
Disclaimer: Wa-ait, till you're older...to lose your virginity! Wa-a-a-it til your older, to have something come out of you dick that isn't pee IN A GIIIIIIIRLS BOD-Y!!!!!
**NOTE** Wheeeeeeeeee bring on the Pietro-like lemony goodness. Sorry this took me so damn long to write, I've been writing another thing. The fairy tale thing. Yeah.
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EEEEEEEE HE HAS THE BIGGEST-
(WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THE FACT THAT, YES, JOHN IS VERY WELL ENDOWED!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!)
NO!!!!!
"Pietro, we have a mission. Get ready."
"Yes Father."
How can he fly?
(...what?)
No, seriously. I mean, the man controls metal, how does he fly?
(....I have no clue....)
Yeah, me nei-OH JESUS MARY JOSEPH AND ALL THEIR FUCKING SHEEP!!!
(Oh no...)
He's wearing span-DEX! He's wearing span-DEX!! And we can see how huge he is....in his span-DEX, in his span-DEX-
(I'm not sure which is scarier, the fact that you made a song up about that, the fact that it's to the tune of the cucaracha, or the fact that it works)
Heh heh heh...I want to hear John sing. No, not sing. Moan in ecstasy and pain as I gently pour hot wax-
(WAX?!)
Okay okay, hot chocolate syrup, happy now?
(*sigh* yeah, I guess...)
Anyways, as I gently pour hot chocolate syrup down his chest and slowly lap it up, never once letting my eyes leave his. He'll reach down and tangle his fingers through my hair, whispering my name, pleading with me over and over again to move my mouth onto his member. He'll moan that I'm the only one for him, he'll only scream my name, he'll forget about anyone else he'll be seeing....sigh....
(Yes. Sigh indeed. That, Pietro, would be a wonderful thing to do, but first you'd have to seduce him....idiot)
DON'T CALL ME AN-John!!!
"*growl*"
Did he just growl?
(I'm not sure....)
"What John? Did you say something?"
"Oh, um, nothing Pietro. I've been feeling a little weird today..."
Oh Pyro, I could make you feel freaky...
(That was TERRIBLE)
Yeah yeah, shut up....okay, seduce, huh? How about THIS!!
"Yeah, you were acting weird at breakfast. You sure you're okay? Your head feels kinda hot...."
Oh I'm touching his forehead. Ugh, I am so close to those luscious cherry lips, Jesus, look at his eyes, they're so deep and blue and-
(You call THIS seducing?)
Oh shut up! As if *you* have any experience in this area! I've been out with plenty of guys and I know how to seduce!
(I'm you're freaking sub-conscience, you THINK I don't know what went on with you and Lance? How, when he got home from Xavier's you JUMPED on him, screaming "Fuck me Avalanche, I missed you so MUCH!" Really, Pietro, have a BIT of dignity....)
Oh shut up...either way, I'm serious right now, John does not look good. And his head does feel hot...his whole face looks hot...
"John, are you alright? You look really sick...that's it, I'm telling Father you can't do this mission!"
"No! Don't..."
Ha HA! YES!! And I could take care of you when you're NOT on this mission. Oh, Johnny, I would take SUCH good care of you, you'd wish you were sick all day...everyday...
(Notice how he said 'no don't' genius)
...Oh yeah.
"Don't what, John?"
"D-don't worry mate! I'm Pyro, I'm supposed to be hot all the time. Ya know, Pyro, fire, hot, you get it? I just slept a little weird and, well, this is the outcome."
Oooooh yeah, you ARE hot, aren't you, you little fire demon. See, man, it could all work out! Fire demon...speed demon...we were MADE for each other!! Oh man, he has SUCH a beautiful smile...I want that smile, man. I want it to be smiled only for me...
(You are NOT going to say that!)
Then what should I say?! You don't like anything I say! God, it's like you don't WANT to get laid or something!
(Hey, man, don't go that far; I like getting laid as much as you do, maybe even more, but with Pyro we have to move slowly. That's the kind of guy he is...I think. Offer to take care of him. BUT NO PERVERTED COMMENTS!!! Oh and try to make yourself-)
"Oh...well, at least you've got that smile on again. Come on, we better go in. You're sure you're okay? Becauseyouknowifyouweren'tIcouldstaybackwithyouandmaybemakeyousomesouporsomething..."
(-understandable)
Heh, sorry.
"...What?"
(That's it, we're out of here)
WHAT?! NO!!!
"Um, nevermindcomeonwegottago."
DAMMIT!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME RUN AWAY?!?!
(Because you were about to make a complete FOOL out of yourself, Pietro! Jeez, give the guy some credit! He may be a pyro-maniac psycho, but he's not stupid! If you keep ACTING like a wanton sex kitten, or SOMETHING like that, around him, he's going to get suspicious and never talk to you again! God! Stupid much?)
Oh SHUT UP! Ugh, come on, mission time, let's go....
(Sigh. If it makes you feel better, we can think of ways to get him to like you on the way...)
EEEEEEE SUB-CONSCIENCE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
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Zee: ^^;;;; like it?
hide-chu: *sighs and shakes head* This whole story is SO reminiscent to over relationship...
Zee: *huggles him* But I lurve you, hide-chu! *to you* Yeah, erm, you like it? Please review!! I'm thinking about doing something TOTALLY sappy in the next chapter(s) with the mission, tell me what you think. And isn't Pietro perver-ted? ^_^
Author: Zee
Disclaimer: Wa-ait, till you're older...to lose your virginity! Wa-a-a-it til your older, to have something come out of you dick that isn't pee IN A GIIIIIIIRLS BOD-Y!!!!!
**NOTE** Wheeeeeeeeee bring on the Pietro-like lemony goodness. Sorry this took me so damn long to write, I've been writing another thing. The fairy tale thing. Yeah.
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@
EEEEEEEE HE HAS THE BIGGEST-
(WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THE FACT THAT, YES, JOHN IS VERY WELL ENDOWED!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!)
NO!!!!!
"Pietro, we have a mission. Get ready."
"Yes Father."
How can he fly?
(...what?)
No, seriously. I mean, the man controls metal, how does he fly?
(....I have no clue....)
Yeah, me nei-OH JESUS MARY JOSEPH AND ALL THEIR FUCKING SHEEP!!!
(Oh no...)
He's wearing span-DEX! He's wearing span-DEX!! And we can see how huge he is....in his span-DEX, in his span-DEX-
(I'm not sure which is scarier, the fact that you made a song up about that, the fact that it's to the tune of the cucaracha, or the fact that it works)
Heh heh heh...I want to hear John sing. No, not sing. Moan in ecstasy and pain as I gently pour hot wax-
(WAX?!)
Okay okay, hot chocolate syrup, happy now?
(*sigh* yeah, I guess...)
Anyways, as I gently pour hot chocolate syrup down his chest and slowly lap it up, never once letting my eyes leave his. He'll reach down and tangle his fingers through my hair, whispering my name, pleading with me over and over again to move my mouth onto his member. He'll moan that I'm the only one for him, he'll only scream my name, he'll forget about anyone else he'll be seeing....sigh....
(Yes. Sigh indeed. That, Pietro, would be a wonderful thing to do, but first you'd have to seduce him....idiot)
DON'T CALL ME AN-John!!!
"*growl*"
Did he just growl?
(I'm not sure....)
"What John? Did you say something?"
"Oh, um, nothing Pietro. I've been feeling a little weird today..."
Oh Pyro, I could make you feel freaky...
(That was TERRIBLE)
Yeah yeah, shut up....okay, seduce, huh? How about THIS!!
"Yeah, you were acting weird at breakfast. You sure you're okay? Your head feels kinda hot...."
Oh I'm touching his forehead. Ugh, I am so close to those luscious cherry lips, Jesus, look at his eyes, they're so deep and blue and-
(You call THIS seducing?)
Oh shut up! As if *you* have any experience in this area! I've been out with plenty of guys and I know how to seduce!
(I'm you're freaking sub-conscience, you THINK I don't know what went on with you and Lance? How, when he got home from Xavier's you JUMPED on him, screaming "Fuck me Avalanche, I missed you so MUCH!" Really, Pietro, have a BIT of dignity....)
Oh shut up...either way, I'm serious right now, John does not look good. And his head does feel hot...his whole face looks hot...
"John, are you alright? You look really sick...that's it, I'm telling Father you can't do this mission!"
"No! Don't..."
Ha HA! YES!! And I could take care of you when you're NOT on this mission. Oh, Johnny, I would take SUCH good care of you, you'd wish you were sick all day...everyday...
(Notice how he said 'no don't' genius)
...Oh yeah.
"Don't what, John?"
"D-don't worry mate! I'm Pyro, I'm supposed to be hot all the time. Ya know, Pyro, fire, hot, you get it? I just slept a little weird and, well, this is the outcome."
Oooooh yeah, you ARE hot, aren't you, you little fire demon. See, man, it could all work out! Fire demon...speed demon...we were MADE for each other!! Oh man, he has SUCH a beautiful smile...I want that smile, man. I want it to be smiled only for me...
(You are NOT going to say that!)
Then what should I say?! You don't like anything I say! God, it's like you don't WANT to get laid or something!
(Hey, man, don't go that far; I like getting laid as much as you do, maybe even more, but with Pyro we have to move slowly. That's the kind of guy he is...I think. Offer to take care of him. BUT NO PERVERTED COMMENTS!!! Oh and try to make yourself-)
"Oh...well, at least you've got that smile on again. Come on, we better go in. You're sure you're okay? Becauseyouknowifyouweren'tIcouldstaybackwithyouandmaybemakeyousomesouporsomething..."
(-understandable)
Heh, sorry.
"...What?"
(That's it, we're out of here)
WHAT?! NO!!!
"Um, nevermindcomeonwegottago."
DAMMIT!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME RUN AWAY?!?!
(Because you were about to make a complete FOOL out of yourself, Pietro! Jeez, give the guy some credit! He may be a pyro-maniac psycho, but he's not stupid! If you keep ACTING like a wanton sex kitten, or SOMETHING like that, around him, he's going to get suspicious and never talk to you again! God! Stupid much?)
Oh SHUT UP! Ugh, come on, mission time, let's go....
(Sigh. If it makes you feel better, we can think of ways to get him to like you on the way...)
EEEEEEE SUB-CONSCIENCE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@
Zee: ^^;;;; like it?
hide-chu: *sighs and shakes head* This whole story is SO reminiscent to over relationship...
Zee: *huggles him* But I lurve you, hide-chu! *to you* Yeah, erm, you like it? Please review!! I'm thinking about doing something TOTALLY sappy in the next chapter(s) with the mission, tell me what you think. And isn't Pietro perver-ted? ^_^
