Title: Deep Thoughts

Author: Zee

Disclaimer: You're beauty queen of love, I'm stupid slave of love, I kiss you on your knees, let me do what you want, RANDOM JAPANESE I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND...

**NOTE** WHEEEEEEEEEEEE random hide lyric disclaimer....AGAIN!!

Also, I know nothing about these...Friend's of Humanity you speak of. They might have a compound, they might not, I have no clue, NOR DO I CARE!!

This chapter....not very easy to follow. You have to put the scene in for yourself. So just go with it man. That's how I wrote it ^_^

Anywoozle, on with the fic...

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"So, Father, what's the mission?"

(Sexy.....)

Shut up.

"We need to get into pairs and try to infiltrate this Friend's of Humanity compound...show them which species is superior.

Pairs? WE'RE WORKING IN PAIRS?!?!? Pleasedon't putmewithPietro, pleasedon'tputmewithPietro...

(PUT US WITH PIETRO!!! PUT US WITH PI-E-TRO!!!)

SHUT UP!!!

"Gambit and Colossus will be working together, as will Quicksilver and Pyro."

GODDAMMIT!!

(YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!)

"Quicksilver and Pyro are going to take care of the X-men, who are sure to show up and try to protect the FoH. Gambit and Colossus will come with Sabertooth, Mastermind, and me and..."

(You should listen to the rest)

OhmigodhowamIgoingtocontrolmylibidoJesusPietrolookssohotohmannIcannotdothis...

(...What?)

*sigh* Ohmigod, how am I going to control my libido? Jesus Pietro looks so hot man I cannot do this. Happy now? That's what I thought.

(John! Think of the possibilities! What if the X-men DON'T show up and you and Pietro are left alone...outside...under a blanket of stars...)

Stop! Hey...there are only three ball...things to carry us.

"Oi, Rem, why are there only three?"

"Didn't ya listen, mon ami? We're flyin' wit our partner for tha mission."

FUCK!

(YES!! Small enclosed space with Pietro...*drool*)

QUIT IT!! Let's just get this over with...

(OH WE ARE IN!! In with the sexiest man ALIIIIVE...)

SHUT UP!!

"So John, ya ready??"

" For the X-Geeks? No problem, mate. Fun with matches, heh heh heh..."

"Erm, I didn't mean that. You were sick before. Are you sure you're okay now?"

Oh man...don't look at me like that, Pietro...I won't be able to control myself...

"Yeah, Pie, I'm fine now. I'm sure."

"Good. I, um, would hate for you to be...um...."

"What?"

Stop leaning in so close, Pietro, I won't be able to control myself...

(Oh my lord he just put his hand on your thigh...)

Oh God...

"Pietro..."

Heh, I was right. His hair really is soft...I could run my hand through it all day...

"John, I-"

"Yes, Pietro?"

This is going way to fast...

(This is way to reminiscent of one of your novels. Anyway, KISS HIM!!!)

"John..."

"Hey, time ta go!"

ACK!! REMY!

(ACK! REMY!)

"ACK! REMY!"

"ARGH!! GAMBIT!!"

...argh Gambit?

(That's what Pietro says, I guess)

"Um....let'sgoPyro."

SLOW DOWN!

"Hey, Pietro-"

"Okay, so I think I'll take the southern side and you can take the northern. I'll also looked after the east side and you can take the west."

"Pietro-"

"And at every three minutes or something we could meet back here and report to eachother what we-"

"PIETRO!"

"What?!"

"Pietro, what...what just happened? In-in the sphere?"

(Yes. And what could it have turned into....)

QUIET!!

*BOOM!*

"Huh?!"

"What was-"

"Oh God...."

(FUCKING X-MEN!)

I totally agree! ARGH, GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU STUPID RED HAIRED WENCH!!

(Wench? *snickers*)

SHUT UP!!

(At least Pietro is too fast to get hurt)

Yeah, I know. If my cute little PiePie was hurt, I would-wait, forget what I just said.

(WHAT WAS THAT?!)

NOTHIN-ACK!!

(ARGH!! Jesus, that stupid one eye!)

Stupid little X-Geek!!!

(THAT'S IT!!)

....whoa. Nice job. I think that's gonna leave a mark.

(YA DAMN RIGHT IT IS!! Come on, let's go help Pietro...bloody one eyed American square...)

Seriously, what is with these stupid kids and trying to stop us. I mean, they're NOT going to. Why do they even WANT to protec the FoH?! They want to kill all the mutants, even the ones who help the,!

( Friggin' idiots)

Agreed...Okay, two down two to go here. Then I can go check on Pietro.

(Or vice versa. He could check on you)

WHATEVER!! You're the fighter, do your stuff.

(Heh, thanks mate. Pyro time....)

...Ow. That one hurt 'im.

(His fault, he got in my way-oh joy. Skunk head. Didn't she go crazy and take our powers once?)

I think...take care of her.

(No problem. Heh heh heh...)

Let's go see how Pietro is. I think Red went after him after they first got off their stupid plane.

(Right)

HEY!! YOU STUPID BLUE FREAK!! GET-OFF-MY-PIETRO!!!

*BOOM*

(...angry much, John?)

NO ONE TOUCHES MY PIETRO-Oh God, I sound like you.

(You ARE me, it makes sense)

"Pietro are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fi-JOHN LOOK OUT!!"

Wha-

(Wha-)

"Wha-"

*WHACK*

...

(...)

"..."

"JOHN!! JOHN!! WAKE UP, JOHN!! JOHN?!"

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Zee: OH!!! SUSPENSE!!! SNAP!!!

hide-chu: That chapter was not the easiest to understand...

Zee: Yeah, I know, but I did what I wanted to do. The sap shall commence soon. Hehheheh...

hide-chu: You and your sap...

Zee: yep! I'm planning on doing something REALLY fluffy if I get 100 reviews on my Story Time thing. SO BOW!!

hide-chu: ...no. *to you* review, please!!