Title: Deep Thoughts

Author: Zee

Disclaimer: READY STEADY CAN'T HOLD ME BACK READY STEADY GIVE ME GOOD LUCK READY STEADY NEVER LOOK BACK LET'S GET STARTED READY STEADY GO!

**NOTE** *points* THE GREATEST SONG EVER!! THAT SONG MADE ON BIG IMPACT ON MY FRIEND KATE NOW LIKING J-ROCK SO WORSHIP IT!!!...that's no the whole thing. Anyway...

*ducks as cabbages and alfalfa sprouts are thrown at her* ACK! Hey! I'm sorry I haven't updated this in....*checks* um....29 minus 14...15....plus thirty-one days....46 days! I'm sorry it's taken me more than a month, forgive me!! And forgive my bad math skills XDD

At any rate, the sap is coming in the NEXT chapter, I'm sorry to inform, so bear with me, okay? Oh, and this is from Pietro's point of view, because in case you haven't noticed, I kind of...screwed with the chapter order XDD It was annoying me and I LIKE KEEPING YOU ALL ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS!!!

And does anyone know html? TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Anywoozle, on with the fic...

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GOD DAMN YOU FATHER!! YOU AND YOUR MISSIONS!!

(Shut UP)

"So Father, what's the mission?"

Ooooh, I can FEEL John undressing me with his eyes.

(Yeah, most people would. You're wearing goddamn spandex)

You know you love it.

(True...but still...)

"We need to get into pairs and try to infiltrate this Friend's of Humanity compound...show them which species is superior."

OH YEAH!!! PAIRS BABY!! DADDY, I LOVE YOU!!!

(*sigh* Maybe he decided to take pity on your sad pathetic soul and pair you with the Aussie...)

You think so?! Oh, I hope he did! I could be paired with John at any time...especially at a movie...a kids one, to make it a bit more exciting, with us sitting in the back row, me straddling his lap, our tongue's fighting for dominance. You know, I'm not sure whether or not I'd want to be the dom or the sub with John....probably the sub, he's so dead sexy-

(QUIT IT, YOU'RE WEARING SPANDEX!! NO BONERS ALLOWED!!)

Oh yeah.

"Gambit and Colossus will be working together, as will Quicksilver and Pyro. "Quicksilver and Pyro are going to take care of the X-men, who are sure to show up and try to protect the FoH. Gambit and Colossus will come with Sabertooth, Mastermind, and me and..."

Oh. My God.

(Wow...you lucked out. And unless my ears deceive me, he's saying something about flying with partners...)

Oh holy shit...tight, enclosed space...with John...oh Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all their fucking sheep....

(Hey, watch it. Weren't you having some movie theater fantasy?)

Oh yeah! You wanna hear it?

(*sigh* yeah, sure, why not?)

Okay, so I'm in his lap and we're just totally making out, I mean like...Madonna and Britney Spears making out-

(Oooh, that's good)

Yeah I know! And he starts to pull off my shirt and now kissing and nipping at my chest and neck, and oh God I'm moaning like a Catholic schoolgirl in heat and the little kids and their parents in the theater are starting to look back at us, and by now I've gotten on my knees and I've unzipped his pants, and he's making the MOST delicious moans as I suck on his-

(I'd love the hear the rest of this, but we got a sphere to catch with the object of your affection)

Shit, now I have a boner!

(I noticed. Just get in)

Tight fit.

(No shit...hey, ask him if he's alright. He was sick before)

Oh yeah...

"So John, ya ready??"

" For the X-Geeks? No problem, mate. Fun with matches, heh heh heh..."

I am never going to get over how sexy that accent is...

(Have fun. I'll talk)

No! I WANNA TALK!!

"Erm, I didn't mean that. You were sick before. Are you sure you're okay now?"

Puppy dog pout...oh god...I shouldn't...I gotta touch him....

(WHAT?!)

Not like that! Just...anywhere...I need to...he's so hot and so...ugh...

"Yeah, Pie, I'm fine now. I'm sure."

No you're not, you sexy piece of man...

(But until you get up the courage to say that...)

"Good. I, um, would hate for you to be...um...."

Oh man...is it just me, or is this sphere getting hot...

(It's just yo-what's with the hand on the thigh, Pietro?!)

I'm sorry, I just-oh man...

"What?"

Oh yeah, baby, run your hand through my hair. Ugh, this feel so good...

(You're acting like a kitten)

A very content wonton kitten! Oh God, John, please, put your skillful hands somewhere else...please...I'm begging you...you're so amazing...

(You sound like a trashy love novel)

STOP RUINING THE MOMENT!!

"Pietro..."

(Tell him)

What?!

(I'm sick of hearing you bitch about this in your head all the time, tell him how you feel!)

Um...

"John, I-"

I can't say it...

"Yes Pietro?"

But I want to...

(So close...come on, Maximoff, you can do it! Do you want me to do a cheer routine for you?)

No! I CAN DO THIS!!

"John..."

"Hey, time ta go!"

ARGH!! GAMBIT!!

(Oh Jesus Christ, what is WITH these people?!)

"ACK! REMY!"

"ARGH!! GAMBIT!!"

Oh shit...

(Oh HELL NO YOU DON'T! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING NOW!)

I have to!

"Um...let'sgoPyro."

(I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!)

SHUT UP!! Oh man, did you see the look on his face when Gambit saw us?! He must have realized how horribly WRONG it is for two guys to like each other in any way other than platonic and the mere thought of me bring so close and intimate with him must have made him want to retch-

(You've been reading too many slash fanfictions)

SHUT UP!! Oh FUCK there he is! Must-not-let-him-SPEAK!

"Hey, Pietro-"

THINK!!

(Jeebus...)

"Okay, so I think I'll take the southern side and you can take the northern. I'll also look at the east side and you can take the west."

"Pietro-"

SHUT UP, YOU SEXY BEAST!

"And every three minutes or something we could meet back here and report to each other what we-"

"PIETRO!"

DAMMIT!!

"What?!"

"Pietro, what...what just happened? In-in the sphere?"

Oh man...

(Pietro...)

Oh MAN....

*BOOM*

"Huh?!"

"What was-"

"Oh God...."

(FUCKING X-MEN!)

BUT DAMN GOOD DISTRACTION!! Here kitty, kitty...HEY, RED, GET OFF MY BO-oh, okay...

(Can I take over? I'm better at this than you are...)

Sure, have fun...oh, Quicksilver, I hope John's alright...

(Heh, yeah. You were really-FUCKING BLUE HAIRED FREAK-showing him how much you cared for him before...)

Hey! It was a tense situation!

(Made even tenser by your idioticy)

SHUT UP!

(Make me-Oh man Red...SHIT! I CAN'T RUN!)

CRAP!! Oh no, not blue boy! JOHN!

*BOOM*

...

(...)

...whoa.

(He's pissed)

Most definitely.

(Hey, Pietro)

What?

(He was pissed over YOU)

...OHMIGOD HE WAS!! Hee hee! My hero!

(You did NOT just say that)

Heh...

"Pietro, are you okay?"

Now I am...

"Yeah, I'm fi-"

OHMIGOD!!

(Wha-OHMIGOD!!)

"JOHN LOOK OUT!!"

"Wha-"

*WHACK*

"..."

OH NO!!

(Oh crap...)

"JOHN!! JOHN!! WHAT UP, JOHN!! JOHN?!"

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Zee: MORE SUSPENSE!!

hide-chu: Lovely. Might we find out what happened to them?

Zee: yeah, soon, pinky-

hide-chu: Pinky? -.-;

Zee: Yeah. So, um, what'd ya think? Sorry it took so long, heheh...

hide-chu:...*WHACK*

Zee: FUCK!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, PINK HAIRED FIEND?!?!?

hide-chu: Lazing around. *to you* Please review!