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Great Balls of Fire
Chapter Two: The Ice sculptures
Satan had sent all the genins to the ice realm. It was cold, freezing cold. Everyone was busy reflecting on what ice sculpture they were going to make. It really did get everyone reflecting on what was important to them
Sauske was sitting down on the ice bench that he had made in five minutes flat. His chin was propped on his hand in his trade mark position "Ohayo Sasuke-kun" came the annoying voice. "Nice bench, can I sit down with you please?" She took a seat any way so what was the point in asking?
"Shut-up, you're annoying." why couldn't she just leave him alone. He really found her so annoying, he cared for her to an extent but he didn't care for her sitting next to him. "Can you go away please Sakura; other wise Ino will see you here and both of you will start bugging me."
"Fine I was starting to get a wet bum sitting on here anyway." She skipped off cheerfully although he didn't know why, 'Isn't she supposed to be brooding when I reject her?' he thought...'ah well, who cares.'
Ino was in the corner secretly eyeing up Shikamaru, who was lazily hacking at the piece of ice, they had been there for two hours and he was already half way though his sculpture. It was a pineapple; Shikamaru was obviously very self cantered. Ino was making an ice sculpture of a lipstick, lip stick was very important to her; it stopped her from looking crap in the morning. She even made a poem about it; it went something like this,
"Oh lipstick Oh lipstick thou art my love
Oh lipstick oh lipstick thou art ever giving
You paint your love on my lips
Thou art the only who shall give me a kiss...well except for Shika or Sasuke, maybe I'll make an exception"
Hinata, although she didn't have to do an ice sculpture did one any way she was doing a sculpture of all her genin friends. She was busy hacking away at her marvellous piece of art when she didn't notice a certain blond ogling at her. Naruto was amazed at Hinata's artistic abilities, he wished that he could be good at something like that, he looked down at his lame sculpture of the kohona leaf, and well at least he tried.
Shino was obviously sculpturing bugs, all sorts of bugs, big ones little ones, ants, butterflies, caterpillars, cockroaches, locust, grass hoppers, you name it he was making it.
Kiba was making a dog.
Tenten was making weapons all sorts. Her kunai was very extravagant and much much bigger that any other sculptors made, Lee was making a large life size Sakura tree, declaring his everlasting love for Sakura at the bottom he made a fallen petal and engraved, 'Lee and Sakura for ever, you cannot refuse my love for you, p.s. I love Gai-sensei.'
Neji had made a caged but obviously he had finished before every one else just to show how superior he was as opposed to everyone else.
Sasuke, after so much thinking decided that he would sculpture Itachi with a kunai in his heart, as a special effects thing he drizzles some strawberry sauce which froze and looked like blood. Need you even ask about what Sakura was making? She was making a life size Sasuke-kun. Sasuke look like he wanted to smash it down into a million pieces.
Choji was making a buffet section and Kakashi was making a 'Come Come Paradise' book shelf thingy thing.
So by the time everyone was finished Satan reappeared. "Hello everybody, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I will have a little more time to torment you but the bad news for you is that god has delayed making heaven, he was looking down from the ice realm and he saw the lack of care that you lot have for one another, until you mange to get along together he will not resume the 'making heaven project' the only people he was satisfied with were Hinata and Naruto, who sculptured something to do with Kohona."
"Satan this is retarded." said Tenten.
"You dare say that to the great Satan?" He boomed. "That's it you're weapons are going to be confiscated for a month."
"Ha-ha..." said Neji
"Piss off you loser."
"Tenten, I will not tolerate this kind of language in hell." said Satan, interrupting Neji and Tenten's glaring competition.
"Oh get a life Satan." She said.
"That's it I banish you and Neji to the naughty corner."
"Why me?" said Neji. "I didn't do anything wrong"
"You provoked her."
"I did not."
"That's it you're answering back so therefore you go to the naughty corner."
"...stupid red freak" he muttered.
"I heard that, that is racism...Anyway well done everyone else except Sasuke and Kakashi, Dismissed."
"Dismissed to where?" asked Sasuke.
"Why...to you're bed room of course." said Satan. With that he disappeared and everyone was zapped in to their rooms.
Kakshi's room: Wow this is pretty neat, he thought. But why does Satan always pick on me?
Kakashi's room was Orange and his bed had the 'Come Come Paradise' quilt cover on it, on the bed spread was the whole story written out. Oh my god this must me a dream com true, he thought. He threw himself down on his bed and looked up at the ceiling, there was a poster of Kurenai in a very sleazy out fit, and Kakashi would sleep like a baby tonight.
Sasuke's room: He didn't care much for the design of the room, although Satan did have pretty good taste. Sasuke walked over to the TV, he flicked through the TV guide and found 'Itachi's death- 12:00am - Channel 666' He flick over to the channel and he found his brother being brutally murdered... yea now this was more like it.
Sakura's room: It was pink with posters of her dear Sasuke-kun. Yep, she was happy.
Choji's room: Crisp as wall paper, he began licking it down, this was the life.
Naruto's room: "Ramen Ramen Everywhere" sang Naruto so loudly. 'Hey keep it down over there' he heard Sasuke yell through the wall.
Ino's room: Her room had a make-up kit and that was satisfactory enough.
Shikamaru's room: It had a spa, and cloudy wall paper. "Yes now I can laze around for real."
Lee's room: It was very feminine, with pink Sakura tree's...
Hinata's room: It was fluffy with a big Naruto ramen bill board covering one enitre wall. She silently thought to her self that it gave her the creeps although she did fancy him she didn't think she would fancy the idea of having a huge poster of his face staring at her while she slept.
The Naughty Corner: The naughty corner was literally just a corner, it streached on for miles and miles, there were no other corners. Neji and Tenten were separated, not uttering a single word to each other.
this took me super long, its not that funny but I'm going to try my best, I might take a bit long to update now...if you have any tips let me know, but please no flamers
its rather uneventfull but im trying to build up to something
