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I'm sorry moonlightpath for forgetting, actually I miss out loads of people's room but since you said so, I have updated the last chapter.

Tart and Pudding are my fav words...random? Read this chapter then you'll know the meaning of the word

Also there is a part about Hinata and bill-boards to understand it you have to read the updated previous chapter it's the last paragraph...I think.

I really don't mean to offend anyone when I write what I do and sorry if you think it is rude. If you dont like me using the word 'God' then instead of reading 'God' replace it with 'the devine power' or somthing likethat.


Great Balls Of Fire

Chapter Three: The Decision

A load muffled bawling sound was coming from outside the red room. It sounded like crying, but who could it be?

"Shut up or I'll hit you again." Kurenai had heard a voice, her tiny feet padded against the burning ground. Being a jounin she learned how to survive in the worst of conditions, at this point slippers in hell were for the weak. She felt the painful sensation of the heat run up her feet and legs. She padded towards the noise.

"But these people are nice you cant'-"

"I am the great Shin-Santan; do not answer me back ever again. You will tell these genin, chunnin and jounin people just what I have told you, and then you will torture them for ever and ever and ever...Muhahahahahaaaaa."

"Yes master." Kurenai peeped through the door...'Satan is...crying?' she thought silently, 'who is he talking to' Kurenai peeped a little harder only to find Satan peering in to a mirror with shimmering tears falling down his now beetroot red face. Kurenai felt sorry for him as she saw his dominant self looking down on him in the mirror. 'Shin-Satan' she thought, her mother had told her about Shin-Satan in her bed time stories but naturally Kurenai thought it was a lie. What should she do? Go away or keep watching.

Shin-Satan had spotted her, too late. Her decision was already made for her. "Come forth, you with the red eyes." Kurenai walked forward. "What did you hear us speak of?"

"Dude, Shin-Satan, you sure do talk posh for an evil person" said Kurenai sticking her tongue out.

"Silence! In the court."

"Err, this isn't a court." said Satan.

"See these genins have already polluted you're mind."

"Shin-Satan, you should rest otherwise you will become weak, the mirror will shatter from you're beauty, brother."

"You are right. I shall rest." with that Shin-Satan's image shimmered out of the mirror. The only people left in the room were Kurenai and Satan, who was still crying great dollops of tears. It was quite a sight thought Kurenai inwardly.

She brought her hand to pat him on his back when he flinched and cried, "Doooooon't touch me." Hiding her evil snigger she was trying to compose she self.

"What is Shin-Satan going to do to us?"


Sasuke woke up feeling refreshed from last night; he really had slept like a baby. The video played in his mind over and over. This was more like heaven than he-

Just a he thought these words he felt a weight push down on him. Fan girls were jumping through the wall all toppling over him, it's like someone had done a kage bushin no jutsu. He had no time to think they were all shouting at him, "Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun will you sign my bra?"

"Like no way, Sophia you're like such a slut...weren't you into that Neji guy last year? I like heard he was put in the like naughty corner with that hoe Tenten, who knows what they're doing together."

"Push of fat nose he's like so mine."

"Uh like no way, he'd like never ever like, like you, you're too much of a tart."

"No you are."

"No you are, freaking tart." All the fan girls were jumping in, the walls may as well be invisible for all Sasuke cared, no they were coming in there was nout, nada,nothing that he could do. He had an idea. Harem no jutsu...no just how did it go again? His eyes went blood red with three blades around the jet black pupil, he had activated the sharingan in an attempt to recall the hand seal...for the love of god it was only one hand seal and he couldn't remember it. Ah man, forget that. "Kawarimi no jutsu." he shouted and a teddy bear was left in his place. He managed to get away while the air head bimbo fan girls searched for him. "Eh? Nani?" One girl was looking around with question marks floating around her head. Meanwhile all the other girls were grabbing all of Sasuke's belongings to 'treasure'. Sasuke looked back, damn they stole his boxers...all of them, what was he going to wear.


Naughty Eternity Corner:

"Dum di di dum, doom didi di, dum didi dum doom da doom...la-la- cultivate you hunger" her stomach was growling at this point "...befooooor you ideeeeeeeealise" Tenten was singing to herself, out of tune. Neji had made earmuffs from the fluffy white carpet that had seem to go on for miles and miles. He truly was getting pissed of with her noise; he didn't understand why the girl insisted on singing when she truly couldn't. Tenten turned to Neji who was busy adjusting his ear muffs. 'SOB thinks he's better then me.' she thought silently.

She began to sing louder, her voice more shrill. Yes to Neji this definitely was indeed hell! He would have to get his own back on her, but how...


Sakura was holding various dresses in front of her. "Hmm I wonder what Sasuke-kun will think of this dress, the Satan ball will becoming up soon so I wonder when he will ask me out."

"Don't hold you're breath forehead girl, he will most likely choose me." Ino was wearing a dress in which Sakura's opinion was 'knock out', she's not a lesbian or anything but when Sakura looked into Ino sapphire blue eyes, she knew Ino was right. Stupid Sakura, Ino thought about how her dear friend underestimated herself so.


Hinata got up from her deep slumber; she had eventually fallen asleep after trying so hard. Those pretty blue eyes were staring at her and she didn't feel at ease, not one bit. She fished in a chest of draw after she got up and decided that she would cover up the bill-board horror. She found some tip-ex, it would have to do. She started with the face since it bothered her the most, the ramen was ok with her, she grabbed the biggest stool she could find and she was now inking in the eyes, she leaned towards the wall and she blushed as she thought that, this was the closest she would ever get to Uzumaki Naruto. As she had finished inking the eyes she realised that the eyes looked pearly white like her own, is that what their kids would look like? She looked at the poster more carefully now, she must seem like his stalker or something. She shook the tip-ex then realised there was no more. She was franticly searching for some now..."god forbid if any one were to walk in here." she said.

Suddenly a whips of golden smoke appeared. "Did some one say my name?" asked God

"Err...yes...sorry to disturb you but...but there is a poster here and I don't want it." Wow God is here? She thought.

"Child, please tell me that you did not call me in here, just for some stupid bill-board."

"Sorry god. Please help me."

"Ok, since you asked so nicely I will. Repeat after me: Hocus Pokus Lemme fokus, I wana get that posta outta here, hip hop hippedy hop."

"Hocus Pokus Lemme fokus, I wana get that posta outta here, hip hop hippedy hop." copied Hinata word for word.

God's sweat dropped making a big puddle "She actually said it." he muttered. "Dear child you are so stupid and innocent so for this one time I will make it disappear, just do not disturb me ever again or you will be stuck in hell, oh by the way tell Satan that his fun shall be over soon because heaven should be reconstructed in about a weeks time."

"Ok, goodbye and thanks."

"Poof" and he disappeared.

"Uh...he...he forgot to remove the bill board." Oh well she thought she would just have to search the other rooms for paint and stuff but for now she would hang a curtain over it. Great load of help God was.


Naruto was still sleeping in his room, his pillow was ramen scented so Naruto was having a hard time getting up. All of a sudden Sasuke ran into the room, sweat pouring down his face. Sasuke was on the run again. "Dobe wake up." he was franticly shaking Naruto now. Wait a minute, what's that smell and why is Naruto drooling in his sleep? 'Sniff sniff' "No way Satan gave you ramen scented pillows. So not fair, why could I have Turkey scented pillows?"

"Go away Sasuke-teme." Naruto mumbled.

"Dobe, Satan's serving up ramen for breakfast."

"Nani? Ramen." Naruto was sat bolt up right.

"Naruto I need you're help."


I'll rite more next time hope you liked this chapter, Ima bit stuck for the time being but I'm sure inspiration will come sooner rather then later.

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