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Great Balls Of Fire

Chapter Four: The days go by...


It had been seven days since they had been in hell. In the naughty corner Tenten had started drawing on the walls with some brown substance that lay a couple of miles down the room; she wondered how it got there. Neji was coming back from his 'morning' walk when he found Tenten painting on the walls, it was a picture or Neji collapsing onto the ground while Tenten was singing, wait a minute, where did she get that brown stuff. "Tenten what is that stuff you're painting with?"

"Oh it's some brown stuff that I found while walking around." Oh crap thought Neji, Oh holy crap. Neji walked back to the place he had walked earlier on. He should have known something was missing; thank god Tenten wasn't handling the stuff with her bare hands. Should he tell her what it was?

"Um Tenten I have to tell you something."

"What is it now?" Tenten snapped.

"Actually its nothing."

"Why waste my time then, spit it out?"

"No really I changed my mind." Nope Neji was never going to tell...well not with her acting this way.


God was up in heaven looking down in hell. He could see everyone; he could see how they were behaving and how they had no respect for one another. He could see Neji being mean to Tenten and visa versa, Sasuke was running away from his fan girls, why couldn't the boy embrace them for once. God grabbed his wand and casted more fan girls onto Sasuke. He looked in Hinata's room and sighed. Why could people be more like her, Hinata was currently nursing and ill bird back to life. "Fly my pretty" she squeaked, "FLY, goddamit". God had turned to Choij who was choking on a gob stopper. Waving his wand he made seven giant turkey burgers appear before Choji. Choji was suffering, "O-cchh Tr-keeeyy bbur-gulp" he swallowed the gob stopper and it caused a large pain to occur in his chest. He moved over to the burger. Predatorily he slithered towards it just when he grabbed one all off them disappeared. 'Jeez' he thought 'being in the wilderness must be getting to my head'.

"Tut tut" God said, "Humans will never learn'" He turned towards Sakura and Ino who were brushing each others hair, raising his wand he accidentally caused bubblegum get stuck in their hair. "Jeez, they're going to have a fit now, I can feel it." He turned away to Naruto who was training with the other boys. 'God these humans are so boring' he thought to himself.


Satan was spraying red body paint all over his body. The paint he had on before was starting to peal off and a lilac colour was starting to become more visible. Satan took of his red pants only to reveal his purple butt. He was busy painting when he didn't hear someone walk in; suddenly he heard a high pitch scream. He turned towards the person only to find some thick eye browed freak. They continued screaming, it was a surprise no one heard, and suddenly the eyebrow person feinted due to the lack of oxygen intake. "He saw my purple butt." whispered Satan.

5mins later

The person with the big eyebrows woke up, he saw Satan and was about to start screaming again but he found that he could only squeak his words out. "What's you name?" asked Satan, "I don't believe I've seen you around here before, come to think about it, you do look like that Lee a lot, is he you're son."

"Ohhh I can only dweem." Gai sounded like he had sucked in helium; he was staring into the blankness of Satan's eyes oh how he wished Lee was his son.

"So-err what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"

"Errm...ehe he he / blush/..." Oh could this be the start of a new relationship for Satan?


The angels were busy making heaven when Lucifer the son of Shin Satan walked in. He began to run his fingers down the naked statues that surrounded the gardens. Angel Gabe floated towards Lucifer. "Hello Lulu how you doing today, you got the goods?"

"DONT CALL ME THAT...Yea I do"

"Good, this work is really wearing me out." said Gabe taking the energy pills. Suddenly they turned away from each other when they saw a woman with a big chest walk past. She looked a bit like a hippy, some one had braded her long blond hair, and you could see her white scalp, the same white that matched her long flowing robes. She was wondering around aimlessly, it really suck being in heaven when she didn't even know anyone, she felt so lonely that she wished for anyone to come, including Jiraya. Her cat like brown eyes look full of sadness, even Lucifer and Gabe felt sorry for her, you're supposed to be happy in heaven right?

She tossed a coin into the fountain. She wished for a friend. No one came. She went to her personal little shack and her servants, Genma and Raido ran to her feet. "What can we do for you to day oh great one?" asked Genma.

"Will you play monopoly with me please?" She asked

"Sorry it is not in our job description but we do a mean foot massage, we also listen to you're problems to...if you want us to that is?" said Raido he really hated this job, people were so demanding always wanting to play stupid games, if they wanted to have fun and play with their friends they should go to hell.

"Ok" said Tsunade in a disappointed voice. The two Anbu soldiers gave her a foot massage and she spilled her heart out about how she was so lonely. They started to develop wrinkles on their foreheads as they listen to her whining away, occasionally she would ask them questions to check if they were listening.

Genma's hands were aching, he had a plan though, he was thinking of away to send himself and Raido back to hell.


Sasuke was panting, girls were still following him, suddenly he found a black door, he decided to go inside, it was a big room with mirrors looked all over the glass box, hey wasn't there a film with a guy in a room like this? He remembered watching a film with his dad with some dude called 'Bruce Lee'. He walk into every corner exploring the place, serenity, there were no girls here, her would have stayed in the room if it wasn't for his stomach rumbling. He walked towards the door. Wait, where was the door?

Sasuke was on the verge or panic...holy crap "Some one help me" he yelled. Suddenly he felt someone's presents.

"Hello Sasuke-kun, I'm here to save you." said the girl with long black hair. She was wearing long flowing robes much like Tsunade's. "Take my hand." she breathed out.

"Nooooooo...mummy help me" cried Sasuke.

The girl vanished and in her place stood and an angry fan girl. Sasuke ran around the room and the fan girl chased him, the mirrors were beginning to haunt him. Flashes of the girl zoomed across the mirrors. Sasuke was terrified.


Yea the Tsunade bit wasn't that funny but please READ N REVIEW