(Ya know what? I'm going to buy Hiei a limo so that he can sit in that with leather pants and black sunglasses instead of a boring original tree! How boring!)
Hiei sat in a tree by Yusukes house. It was about late noon now and Kuwabara was still inside that house. "Kuwabara, you dumbass, wake up!" Yusuke shook the young male who had passed out, trying to get him conscious again. Yusuke even slapped in once or twice in the face. "Ah! I give up." Yusuke stood up and grabbed his coat. "You can stay here and die for all I care. I almost hope he does kill you, then I won't have to deal with you anymore, ya dumbass."
Kuwabara suddenly stood up and grabbed Yusukes arm. "Don't leave me here! Hiei could be out there somewhere!" Yusuke jerked his arm away.
"You bastard! You where conscious all the time!" He thought for a moment. "So what the hell did you let me slap you. You really are messed up." Yusuke slid open his door and stepped out into the living room, Kuwabara fallowing after him. He reached out and caught the detective's legs, making him crash to the floor. "Let go of me. Your being a pain!"
"No no no! You can't leave! Hes probably out there right now!" Kuwabara wined, trying to make his point. "Just don't leave!"
Yusuke tried crawling to the front door. So close, all he had to do was reach the knob. "Do you think me being here is really going to make a difference if Hiei wants to kill you or not? Maybe I'll ask him to cut off your arms first!" Yusuke yelled as he inched closer and closer to the door on his stomach. "Damn it Kuwabara! Get off!" Yusuke tried to kick him but he was holding Yusukes legs tight and shaking his head.
"Don't leave! Don't leave!" He cried. Yusuke was about one inch from the door handle when it swung open.
#5mins earlier#
Hiei was still sitting in the tree, waiting for his chance. Even if Yusuke and Kuwabara walked out of that house together he would cut of Kuwabaras head for what he was doing to his sister. Punishment. Kuwabara deserved it in Hieis eyes.
"Were here!" Said Keiko. The three girls: Botan, Keiko, and Yukina, where walking up to Yusukes house. "This is Yusukes home. Where he lives, well, most days. I'm not sure where he is most of the time, but this is where he comes to eat, unless you count my house, then of course-"
"Lets go inside." Said Botan as she opened to door. Hiei watched as the girls went inside.
"Hn. If Kuwabara is in there then I won't be able to kill him till she leaves. No one else matters besides her." He said out loud to himself.
Talk about an awkward moment between everyone.
Kuwabara was grabbing Yusuke by the legs, laying in the middle of the floor by the door while the three girls stood in the door way, trying to figure out what was happening. "What the hell are you two doing?"
Kuwabara let his grip go. "YUKINA!" He quickly stood up and grabbed her hand gently. "I'm so happy to see you." He said with a big smile on his face.
Yusuke stood up and brushed himself off. He looked at Botan and Keiko who where watching Kuwabara ogle over Yukina. Each of them knew the circumstances, how Hiei wanted to kill Kuwabara. Botan and Yusuke knew the real reason while Keiko thought Hiei was actually in love with his sister.
That was almost true. Hiei loved his sister so much that he was going to do her a favor and kill Kuwabara for her. What a pleasant brother he was.
"Well, I've got stuff to do. See you all later." Said Yusuke as he straightened his pants and coat. Damn Kuwabara, messing up his cloths and- "My hair!" Yusuke saw himself in the mirror, half an hour ago his hair was slicked back, now half was going to opposite direction it should be. He quickly fixed it then turned to the culprit. "KUWABARA!"
Yusuke walked over to the male, knocked him in the head hard, and then left the house. "You messed up my hair! I hope he kills you!"
Hiei watched as Yusuke walked out the house.
"Yusuke wait!" Keiko yelled as she ran to the door. "Where are you going?" She asked after him, staying in the house.
Yusuke lifted up a hand as a wave of goodbye. "To get a drink! See ya later Keiko!" (Dear Yusuke, if I was there right now, I would GLADY go out and get a drink with you. Anytime!)
She sighed and turned back to her friends. "We won't see him for a while." She said, knowing Yusuke well. They had been friends since they where like four, of course shes going to know him well.
Once Yusuke was almost a block away from the house, Hiei started to fallow with the shade of the trees as camouflage. Yusuke kicked a few rocks on his way to the bar.
Hiei jumped down from the tree and started walking in pace with Yusuke. "Hey. I heard you wanted to kill Kuwabara." Yusuke said. He was used to Hiei just appearing out of know where by now. It was something he was very good at, but Yusuke never jumped or got frightened.
"Hn." Don't you just love Hiei trademark little sound? "Get Yukina away from Kuwabara so I can kill him."
"No much of a good way to ask for a favor Hiei." Yusuke said. He smiled at Hiei who just glared back. "Wow, you really are pissed at him." Yusuke laughed. "But I don't want to get mixed up in this." He held up his hands and kept walking. "Plus I've got important stuff to do."
"Drink?"
"Yep!" Yusuke smiled again. One of the ways to get all of these problems to go away. Escape reality. Sure it wasn't healthy, but Yusuke figured he died once he could do it again! Plus if Mr. Pacifier needed him alive, he'd just bring him back if he had 2. No big deal.
Yusuke reached the door of his little favorite pub. "Why don't you ask Botan to take the girls out or something? I'm sure you could persuade her." He went inside and left Hiei to think.
The fire demon quickly ran back to the house. Apparently, Botan, Keiko, Yukina, and sadly Kuwabara where still there. (If It was my house, I would have kicked them all out by now)
Botan!
The blue haired grim weeper heard a voice in her head.
BOTAN!
She heard it again, except this time it was more angry.
Who is contacting me threw telepathy?
Who the hell do you think?
HIEI!... hey I gotta question. Do you really want to kill Kuwabara?
Yes. That's why I need you to take Yukina away from the dumbass.
You have to work on your people skills Hiei. Like saying please and stuff.
Do it or else I'll kill you.
Fine. But I don't agree with you killing Kuwabara. You could go to jail for it. You could be executed yourself, you could-
NOW!
"Hey Yukina!" Botan shrieked. "Let's go shopping! Keiko and I can show you some of the better female things about this human world! It'll be fun. Come on. Just us girl." She said, smiling that cat face she sometimes gets and talking really fast.
"Allright. It sounds like fun." Yukina smiled and turned to Kuwabara. "I'll be back later ok Kuzuma?"
"NO!" Kuwabara held her hand tight just like he did to Yusukes legs. "Don't leave me! Hiei will try to kill me! I know it! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!" He cried.
Botan sighed and took Yukinas other arm. "Us girls need time to ourselves." She pulled on the girls arm. "Where leaving."
"Please stay!" He begged, pulling on Yukina other arm.
"Botan! Kuzuma! Stop it, your hurting my arms!" Both sides where being pulled.
Hiei watched from the roof of a building, he could see into the house, seeing as the front door was still open. He saw his sister being torn in half, and wanted to swoop down and kill them all for touching his sister. But that would damage his sister, so he couldn't.
And didn't.
But, someday soon Kuwabara will die. Once Yukina is not in the picture than Kuwabara will never seen alive again.
"Kuzuma! I want to go with them." Yukina said making Kuwabara frown and fall to his knees. He started to cry and looked up at his girl with puppy dog eyes.
"Please don't leave me."
Keiko, along with Botan and Yukina, moved to the open door. "Just stay inside, Hiei won't get you in here." Keiko stated as he gripped the handle of the door and shut it behind them.
Kuwabara wiped the tears from his face and stood up. He locked the door, and all the windows, then went in the living (fronch!) room. He sat down and turned on the T.V. "They'll be back before I know it… I hope." He gulped and watched animal planet.
Hiei smirked as he watched the girls leave the house. It was just dumbass and him now. He jumped down from the roof and headed to the house.
Today, Kuwabara shall die.
I'm thinking next chapter he'll die. But you never know.
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