The Black Adder vs. the purple creature

Note:All B.A. characters don't own by me and also the purple creature which I wish it was dead don't own by me.This is nearly takes place at Constellation Sci/fi convetion masquerade contest a few years ago which I made up with some help with some friends

The B.A. charcter is croosed between series 1 and 2.

Once upon a time, A dreadful creature is plaguing the lands of England, to put a stop to this, the king has sent forth his best and most valliant warrior to defeat the creature.For the warrior, he is known as THE BLACK ADDER!

The Black Adder dressed in black comes out to the field with Baldrick in peasant clothing which he bumps into the B.A. The B.A. stares angrily at Baldrick then Baldrick apologizes him

Black Adder said "Right, give me the situation"

Baldrick replies "Well my lord, it seems there's a purple creature that is terrorizing the country by turning children's minds into mush"

"Baldrick, the only mind who's turn into mush is you.And let me tell you something, there is no such thing as a purple creature. No, here's what we do. We go to the nearest tavern.Get ourselves blody drunk,find a bunch of wenches,have them do a number on us, and by the next morning, we go back to the castle, tell the king that found the creature, we russle and tussle and had one Hell of a time"

"My lord, you think the wenches will go after me?"

"Oh don't worry, Baldrick. I'm sure we can find a good sow for you for the rest of the night"

Suddenly a noise appeared….

Baldrick said "My lord, I think I hear something"

B.A. replies "Right, in position"

Swords are being drawn.

Baldrick said"My lord, do you think it's wise"

B.A. replies "Oh yes, yes, yes, you're right."

Then pushes Baldrick in front of him as a shield.

B.A. Yells"THERE HE IS!"

Out comes a purple smiling dinosaur dancing and singing "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME,LALALALALALA!"

B.A. yells 'LOOK IT'S THE CREATURE, IT'S PURPLE!"

Balrick yells "IT'S CUTE!"

"IT'S SMILING!"

"IT'S CUTE!"

"IT GODAWFUL!"

"IT'S CUTE!"

"IT'S TERRIBLE!"

"IT'S CUTE!"

"TOO CUTE!"

"TOO CUTE!"

"TOO BLOODY CUTE!LET'S KILL IT!"

The two warriors rushes in and attack the creature with their sword, when the battle was over, the B.A. grabs the creature's tail and the audience cheers!

B.A. YellS "WE'VE DONE IT!WE HAVE KILLED…THE CREATURE!"

The audience cheers again when suddenly a woman voice yells

"HEY YOU GUYS!"she runs up towards them"YOU KILL BARNEY!"

Then other women were running up towards them yelling,

"WHAT'S THE IDEA KILLING BARNEY!YOU BRUTE!YOU DREADFUL FIENDS!

Baldrick says to B.A."My lord, there seems to be a bunch of angry mothers who supports the creature and they're coming this way."

B.A. replies "…………………………oh god…………………………………."

Turning to Baldrick"Right, there's one thing to do to get out of this perdicamenmt and fortunley I know the answer my good Baldrick."

Baldrick replies "And what is that, my lord?"

B.A. says "We run like Hell" and starts running

Baldrick says 'EEP!" and runs as well, while the angry mothers chases after them.

THE END!

Final note: This act or play, we did win for best comedy but sadly not best of show.

And no of the characters save for the purple creature were'nt hurt in the process.