Setting: Between Haunted and Twilight.
Just a Random Thought
God. Why does Jesse have to be so frikkin' hot? Why can't he be all ugly and disgusting and obnoxious like the rest of his gender? Why can't he be, like, Dopey?
Yeah. Dopey should be the ghost haunting my bedroom…and Jesse could live down the hall. Then I would still see him all the time, but he wouldn't be—well, dead. And he wouldn't have been born in the nineteenth century, so he wouldn't be all crazy-proper. We could finally have a normal relationship. We could go to the movies, or out to dinner, or to those crappy school dances that Kelly insists on having every semester. No one would think I was some loony tunes chick pretending to have a date, because they would actually be able to see Jesse.
What a second. If Jesse were Dopey, then that would make him my stepbrother. I can't date my stepbrother. Eeeww. That would be totally disgusting. Man, I will never have a normal love life. Even my fantasies always get ruined.
