Yayoi's dating Service
Chapter 2
Cold wind cut through the streets of the underworld like a scythe through a lone mortal soul. Boots step gently on the side walk as rain pounded downward. This figure's coat spread out about him as he made he made his way to the neon sign reading 'Devil May Cry'. The rain made his form seem hurt and bleeding. Pity the monster who dares to take advantage of that. The street lights flickered on as he made his way to the front door and pulled out the key and unlocked the door. He pushed open the door and stepped inside closing the door.
He hadn't really had any assignments of late. He was going bored, he even thought about doing odd things, like doing even the simplest things the hard way just to give him something to do… He walked over to his desk and pressed the message button. No messages played back to him. Letting out an annoyed sigh he closed his shop for the night and walked upstairs to his real living quarters. He took off his coat covered in rain water and dropped it on the floor then proceeded to his bedroom where he'd rest. Flopping on the king size bed he kicked his shoes off smiled at the sound of them hitting things. He turned on the television and flipped through the channels for a while then grabbed his mail and looked through it.
"…Junk…Crap…Fraud… Not interested… Garbage… Shit…Horse shit… Oh, hello. What do we have here?" His eyes popped open even wider at the sight of a dating single add. How did this get here I wondered. He torn it open and read it.
Wonderful Singles await you!
Take this girl:
Name: Tao
Age: 17
Eye color: Red
Hair Color: Black with white tips
Location: Japan
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 167lbs
Occupation: Hunter
Hobbies: Sketching, writing, pissing people off, being alone
Likes: fighting, being alone, weapons, breaking all rules that I can, sweets
Dislikes: Annoying people, those who try to destroy my life, smartasses
Wants in a man: Likes the unexpected, has an interest in the paranormal, loves the dangers of the nightlife
He nearly laughed, Tao looking for a man. That was crazy he'd been around her enough to know she'd never do something like that… unless… she's just that lonely or someone else wrote this.
"Alright Tao, I have nothing to do and you aren't that bad looking and you are most definitely my type. I'll bite; the question is… will you bite back?" He smirked to himself again just thinking about her reaction. He knew he'd need to act fast or risk loosing her to someone else. But for the moment he was rest.
Next Night
"Shido!!!"
"What!" Shido shouted as Yayoi rushed in with something in her hand.
"I got a reply." She smiled
"From who, the morgue about your funeral?" He relied with a smartass grin.
She glared at him for a few moments, "No, I got a reply to Tao's single add."
"Don't you mean her unwanted single add?"
"You're still not upset about this are you?"
"I'm not, but Tao will be." Shido huffed.
Yayoi just stood there glaring for a few before continuing her happy moment. She cut open the letter and read it. It was set in the same format as the one she made for Tao:
Name: Dante
Age: 27
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: White
Location: Underworld
Height: 6'
Weight: 184lbs
Occupation: Hunter
Hobbies: Doing my job
Likes: Weapons, Fighting, doing things my way, showing people I'm not an ordinary hunter
Dislikes: Annoying people, People who forge paper against the others will…
Yayoi's eyes widened at the last sentence. Then she thought about it, this guy seems to be a little rough but otherwise he seems to be a prefect match for Tao…I must find a way to get these two together. She hadn't noticed that Shido had taken the paper from her and read it himself.
"This guy sounds familiar, like someone I met at Tao's hunter gathering." He said thinking.
"Sounds like a psycho." Said Guni suddenly
"A little, but I'm not too worried." Yayoi replied.
Over the next few days Yayoi got in contact with Tao and Dante and set them up. Now all they had to do is watch and hope this didn't end with heads and other body limbs and organs flying everywhere.
