All was getting dark inside the barrier. Shippo kept "woofing" and Kagura was chasing Naraku.
"Come on pick, Inuyasha!" said Rin in excitement.
"I don't know," replied Inuyasha. 'If I choose dare he will make me do something really annoying and if I pick truth he will make me feel embarrassed! Okay.' "I pick dare!"
"Finally! Stupid mutt can't even make up his own mind!" roared Kouga.
"Wait, its getting cold maybe we should make a fire and rest," suggested Sango. Kagura barked at her and Naraku meowed at her and curled up beside her.
"Oh, yes it is cold," Miroku held Sango's hand and started to hug her for warmth. XxXxSLAPXxXx across Miroku's face. "I just wanted to get warm…"
"Well let's make a fire," cried Sesshomaru. 'Being this cold is not good for my hair and complexion!' Rin curled up beside Sesshomaru and fell asleep. Shippo went beside Kagome and fell asleep as well.
"I know! I've got an… Oh, what are they called? Imia!" said Inuyasha.
"I think you mean idea," suggested Miroku.
"AHHHH!!!" screamed Kagome.
"What is it?" asked Kouga.
"Huh?" said Inuyasha. He looked at Kagura saw Kagura and Naraku; they were both asleep beside each other in a hug. It was so weird. "Oh… Yeah whatever I have an idea!"
"I'm so proud!!" laughed Sango. "What is it?"
"Well we could use the wood to make a fire. Kagome do you have any matches?" questioned Inuyasha. Kagome nodded and passed a pack of them to Inuyasha. He grabbed the broken staff of Jaken's and placed it in a pile.
"NOOOO! NOT MY STAFF!" sobbed Jaken with a little amount of strength.
"Too bad so sad!" Inuyasha stuck out his tongue. Then Inuyasha lit the broken staff on fire.
"My... Staff…" Jaken crawled over to the flame and fell over, his hand in the fire. "OWW! OOH AHH!" Jaken ran around screaming. "HELP! HELP!"
"Pathetic!" Sesshomaru sat Jaken down and put Jaken's hand under Jaken's bum.
"Oooh... Soothing."
"Ewww…" said Kagome in disgust.
In the morning, Kagome awoke to the sound of a "MOO" and a "BZZZ." "Not now…" Kagome rolled over and tried to turn off an invisible alarm clock but her hand fell on Inuyasha's thigh.
"OW! What was that for?"
"Sorry..." Kagome opened her eyes to see there was Kagura acting like a chicken but saying "Moo" and Naraku pretending to be a frog but saying "BZZ".
"Let's continue the game!" suggested Rin.
"Since the barrier is still not gone, I guess we should." Replied Miroku.
"Oooh!" said Naraku as he went to sit by the still and slightly burning fire.
"GAME! GAME!" shouted Kagura as she too sat by the fire beside Naraku.
"Woof! How many woof more rounds WOOF do I have to woof be like a woof dog?"
"You can stop now it's getting annoying!" yelled Inuyasha.
"You can WOOF stop now it's WOOF getting WOOF annoying!" repeated Shippo.
"For once, I agree with my HALF brother." Sesshomaru picked up Shippo and sat him beside Rin.
"Okay you can stop." Said Kagome.
"So where did we stop off last night?" asked Kouga.
"I think it was Rin," said Sango.
"Nope it was Inuyasha and he picked dare," replied Miroku. "I believe that it was Shippo who asked.
"Okay, Inuyasha I dare you to… dress up like a girl for the whole day!" Shippo smiled.
"W-what no!!" Inuyasha pouted.
"He can wear your clothes Kagome."
"S-Sango! WHY MINE?!"
'I prefer Kagomes' thought Inuyasha.
"Okay fine he can wear mine," Kagome got out an extra school uniform and gave it to Inuyasha to go change behind the only tree and pair of bushes in the barrier.
"How do you put this thing on?!" cried Inuyasha about two minutes later. Kagome got up to go help Inuyasha. Inuyasha was having trouble putting on the bow.
"There, like that. Got it? Now you try." Kagome undid the bow to let Inuyasha do it. He did he fairly good. The two of them walked back. Kouga and Sesshomaru laughed at him.
"He looks a bit decent now," Sango said but she finally burst out laughing.
"He looks cute," smiled Rin with a nod from Shippo.
"I want one of those dresses," pouted Miroku for only himself to hear. And finally the laughter died off.
"Okay, Naraku truth or dare."
"Me like OOOH I KNOW! DARE! HEHE!"
"Fine I dare you to stop being insane just for today." Said Inuyasha. And somehow Naraku just stopped being insane.
"Hmph, what happened? Why am I sitting like a frog?" Naraku sat up cross-legged. "Ribbit." Everyone starred at Naraku and he stared at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha! How dare you ribbit to me."
"You ribbited, I didn't! Okay anyways, your turn pick someone."
"I pick, Miroku the monk that I cursed!"
"Hmm…. Dare"
"I dare you to stop your lecherous ways," said Naraku.
"Thank you Naraku!" Sango cheered.
"… For three turns."
"THREE TURNS? THAT'S IT?!" shouted Kagome.
"Okay…" sobbed the monk Miroku. "Kouga, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you really pick fights with Inuyasha because you hate him or you fight over Lady Kagome?"
Kouga looked at Inuyasha and then Kagome. "Eeek, if I say picking fights, then Kagome would be heart broken and if I say over Kagome then that would be lying." "Both."
"You fight over me?" Kagome had a sparkle in her eye.
"Back off of him Kagome! He's only lying just not to "break your heart!"" At the break your heart time he blinked his eyes about five times in a row.
Kouga growled at Inuyasha. "Sesshomaru truth or dare?"
"Hmm, I pick dare."
"Show your 'products'." Kouga blinked his eyes like a girly-girly.
"I-I don't have them.." Sesshomaru lied.
"Yeah right!" said Inuyasha.
"Psh, right…" Sango laughed.
"Fine, I'll show you them." At that point Sesshomaru took the bag from Rin and was all of a sudden glad to show them. "This is my face cream! It's for bad complexions such as Inuyasha's. Inuyasha had an angry face and Sesshomaru showed the bottle. "Let's try it shall we?" Sesshomaru rubbed some on Inuyasha's face. "Just wait a day and it will be better! Okay this is my eye-liner, mascara, blush, perfume, nail polish." He went on and on with all the products and showed them one by one. Accidentally, his child-hood stuffed toy: Little Sesshy fell out of the bag.
"What's that?" asked Inuyasha.
"I believe it's a stuffed toy." Said Miroku. Both Kouga and Naraku laughed.
"Ooh, look at the "LITTLE SESSHY"," Kouga took the toy and started to play with it.
"Give that back! It's Rin's." Sesshomaru stole it and gave it to Rin.
"Yes, Lord Sesshomaru let me keep it. I think it's nice that Lord Sesshomaru has a soft side for human's and his child-hood toy," said Rin. Sesshomaru blushed and felt like hurting someone, but not Rin even though she told.
Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Kouga and even Sango started to laugh. Shippo and Rin played with the toy. "I think it's nice that you have a soft side."
"Oooh, there's a split end!" laughed Inuyasha.
"Where?"
"Don't worry, let me get it for you," said Kagome as she brushed Sesshomaru's hair. It was a privilege to brush such fine hair.
"Hey Kagome! Stay away from him!" Inuyasha and Kouga yelled in unison. Inuyasha pushed Kouga out of the way and got Kagome. He pulled her away from Sesshomaru.
"Hmph! Can't I even brush such fine, silver hair?"
"I wish Kagome would brush my hair, it's silver too."
"Okay Kagome, truth or dare?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Uhmm… Dare!"
"Since you liked my hair, I dare you to brush Inuyasha's hair." "Good, this will hurt to Inuyasha since his hair is all in knots!"
"Okay!" Kagome took the brush and started to brush Inuyasha's hair. It was so fine and silky.
"OW! OW! OO OUCH!!!" Inuyasha yelled. He fell backwards in the school uniform and got pushed forwards. The bow on the uniform moved in the air.
"Kagome, would you like to brush my hair?" asked Kouga.
"She's OW! Brushing MINE! OW!!"
"Sango will you brush mine?" asked Miroku.
"Uhh, I guess." Sango grabbed a brush and started to brush Miroku's hair.
"OW! OW OWWWWW OW OW OW!! OUCH!!!" The scream scattered all across the land.
"Hmm… Maybe I shall try this," Naraku took a brush and brushed his own hair. His hair was fine and silky. Naraku knew how to brush his hair because he did it all the time. Kagura went beside him and started to purr like a cat.
"Rin, may I brush your hair?" asked Shippo. Rin nodded so he started to brush her hair.
"Lord Sessho-" before she could finish Sesshomaru nodded, so she grabbed a brush and brushed his hair.
Kouga pouted, he was all alone. He had nobody's hair to brush and nobody was brushing his hair. Everyone else was too pre-occupied with brushing hair. "STOP! Enough of brushing hair!! I wanna play!" The wolf demon pouted like he was a little kid.
"Okay, I pick Sango." Said Kagome with a smile. Naraku was chasing his imaginary tail. He was yet again insane. Kagura was "meowing" beside Shippo as he petted her. Kirara was beside Sango as she petted her.
"Ooh, three turns gone." Miroku held Sango's hand. "Will you do me the fav- OW!!" Sango had slapped him.
"Okay, I pick truth."
A/N: Okay that chapter was not funny. Sorry ( I need Funniness! Okay send you reviews and ideas for truths and dares!! I still didn't get any!
