Me: I don't own anything... here we go.
Astro- God she must wanna get this done...
(AN- one important fact about the last chapter in, case some people are too thick to get it (cough Astrocough), Jessi and Hiei did not have sex. Just needed to clear that up.)
If Things Were Real
Chapter 8- ZAP!!
"Uh... Hiei, did we um...?" I felt blush creeping up on my face. I swear if we did I will kill him.
"Did we what?" he asked. Stupid fire demon. Let's see how I can do this with out making a total fool of my self...hm... nope. Everyway I play it in my head it comes out wrong. Ok let's avoid this situation.
"Nothing" I covered quickly. Wow. I'm still recovering from shock, again I'm only sixteen. "This is not happening. I am way too young. I've only had like two boyfriends. How can I be in love?"
"Because you said you were" oh yeah. Me and my big mouth make a perfect match.
"I have to go back." I said. "You know I have been wondering, why did you leave?"
"I had to train"
"Is that all you guys think about?" it was a rhetorical question.
"Most of the time"
"Hiei do you just almost tell a joke!? Who are you?" I said starting to laugh.
"A smile, that's something I haven't seen yet"
"Hiei? Stop. Your scaring me. A lot." Leave me alone you know that's not like him. Seriously this was not like him. "Will you come with? Come back with me? We don't have to tell anyone about ...us". Please say yes, please say yes...
"Maybe..."
"A maybe? You're gonna have to find a better answer than that"
"Hn"
"Oh, so now you're back to normal" he didn't answer big shock. "Fine but I have to go" I stood up and looked at him. "Just come when you're ready. Oh, and remember if or when you come, we haven't met. Might be important to remember that" I walked out of the cave.
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Ok. I did feel bad about leaving him. Especially because I have no clue how this mating thing works. And for once I don't think I'm going to tell Keiko. This was way big. Ok once again let's avoid the subject.
I walked inside and to the kitchen. On the table I found a series of envelopes. Out of habit I scanned any of them for my name. I actually didn't plan on finding anything, but I did. Two envelopes, stamped in my name. They were already opened. I'll have to find out who had the nerve... but I'll do it later. The first one was from my mom. Go figure.
Hi Jessi!
Hope you're doing well. We're all ok here but of course we miss you! Do you know when you're coming home? I hope it's soon. Don't worry you're not missing much here. You're brother is being the same old Tyler. I believe your friends also sent something. Well nothing much more to say but please keep in touch! Tyler and Dad send there love
With Love,
Your Mom
Good old mom, short, sweet and to the point. I had a feeling that my friends would be a lot longer, and I was right.
Jessi!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am like sooooo jealous! You know I have always wanted to go to Japan! You're always the lucky one! Well don't worry I took the pleasure (yeah right) in recording all your favorite shows your missing. I'm sure you might be watching them there, but I'm not sure what language they're in. Speaking of language you better be learning Japanese so you can teach me and Amanda! I'm on a sugar high right now; of course we probably already figured that out. Out of pure (anime) curiosity, have you seen any demons? Ok, sorry. It's just I just finished watching the first nine episodes of InuYasha (again). School is sooo boring! Trust me you're not missing much. My brother broke up with his girlfriend, but you could care less right? Speaking of dating you got a boyfriend over there we don't know about? Better not... but if you do don't be afraid to tell me! Well I better go. CALL ME! I still have a phone. Although it might cost a lot for long distance...AHH! Shutting up before I said any more stupid things. Soon you soon! (I hope!)
Jenny
P.s. I know you're a history buff so I'll tell you, Former President Regan
died yesterday. Thought you might have wanted to know.
I opened my next letter that was in the same envelope. I felt tears come to my eyes as I read my last letter.
Hey,
How' it going down in Japan? I'm sure Jenny already gave you the 3rd degree, so I won't say anything ...yet. Anyway you know that 'zap' game we used to play? Well someone started it up again. I know I got 'zapped'. It sucked. Maybe you can teach some of the people there... that would be funny. Stephi and Chris got back together. Finally, right? So, when are you coming home? We miss you soooo much! How's the music there? Hope it's good. I would never be able to live with out music. Ignore my rambling. You know that kid you liked? He moved, sorry. I'm still getting used to you not being here! The other day I turned around in math to talk to you and I found my self looking at an empty seat. I know that may not seem like much but I've been doing it almost every friggin' day! I know how to fix it to. YOU COME HOME! That will fix everything, but I know that you have to do...stuff. Please write back. Jenny and I will be waiting!
Amanda
At that point I realized how much I missed my family, friends, my home... I felt tears running down my check as I herd someone walk in. I lowered my head hoping they would notice.
"Sorry about your letters" I herd Kurama say. "Yusuke thought it was his. How I may never know" I nodded and stood up. That ass! He opened my letters! He will pay. I whipped away my tears and stood up.
"Hey Kurama?" I asked
"Yeah?"
"You got a permanent marker around this place?"
"Maybe in the desk" he said signing to a desk near by "Why?"
"You'll find out soon" I walked over to the desk and started digging through. Sure enough I found a marker. I started ginning. I closed the desk and started to wonder the house for Yusuke. I found him walking outside.
"Hey Yusuke!" I called following him outside. He stopped and turned. I quickly got up with him. "Let me see your hand!" I said. He looked confused but he didn't have time to answer. I grabbed his hand and uncapped the pen. I quickly wrote 'zap' on his hand and started laughing.
"What the hell?!" He yelled.
"You got zapped. Something we used to play at my school. Now when ever some one, no matter who the person is, says your full first name you got to say 'I love you'"
"And what makes you so sure I will?"
"Well one, if you don't your pure chicken. Two, if you don't you will face my American wrath"
"American wrath?"
"You know how fast a rumor can spread?" I asked. He nodded "Well let's say I know were your reputation is really important right now"
"So?"
"I know things about you that you never want people to know" I saw him tense up. The truth? I knew shit but if it works...
"And you'll keep your mouth shut if I do this 'zap' thing?" I nodded. "Fine" Wow he must have a really big secret. Mental note to find out what it is. After about another two minutes of giggling I finally settled down.
"Your right Americans are twisted" Yusuke said.
"Or maybe your just plain weird" a voice came from behind us. We both turned to see Hiei standing behind us.
"HOLY SHIT! What the hell happened to you?" Yusuke yelled. I was shocked too. He was well different.
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Me: hey I know that was short but stay with me. Here's a preview for the next chapter. Hiei and Jessi try to keep there secret, well, a secret. Kurama is getting suspicious, and Yusuke is still zapped. What happens when Jessi tries to get people to say his name? Astro: sounds fun.
Me: It should be. I would also like to give my condolences to our former president who just
died.
Astro: uh... Yeah what she said.
