Chapter 8

The Best Bank-Robbery in this Story

" Luzzu?" Asked Auron.

" Present!" Said Luzzu.

" Seymour?" Asked Auron.

" Present…" Seymour said in a very unenthusiastic voice.

" Brother?" Asked Auron.

" Here! Luzzu." Said Brother.

" Mega-Pool-Don?" Asked Auron.

" PRESENT." Said Mega-Pool-Don.

" Auron?" Auron started to ask, but then remembered not to at the very last second, so he just answered mentally in his head. Then he turned to Mega-Pool-Don and took a deep breath.

" Alright…" He said, and took a big swig of Gatorade. " Let's do this." Then everyone but him strapped on their crazy masks, and climbed on top of Mega-Pool-Don. Then Mega-Pool-Don fired up his SUPER JET BOOT LASERS, and our characters blasted off in the direction of the Buddy Barn Bank, running over several exploding pedastrians that happened to get in their way.

" Impact in… ten…nine…eight…" Luzzu said.

" Luzzu, we're going to be there in five minutes." Auron said.

" I know! It's just more fun this way!" Luzzu chuckled like Kureno.

" SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!" Seymour yelled, seriously regretting this.

" Look out! OPEN FIRE! Luzzu." Said Brother. Everyone turned to see the Voodoo Mafia raising a bunch of little plushie versions of themselves.

" You think you can LOSE the Voodoo Mafia once we've got you… PLUSHIERIZED!" God Sith called menacingly from the Voodoo Mafia's convertible. " We've been tracing you the whole time! We've even got your robot friend!" With that, Pasneezi displayed that INDEED they had a plushie of Mega-Pool-Don too!

" Now…" Said God Sith, and he gave Tony the Luzzu plushie, Lenny the Seymour plushie, Parsneezi the Brother plushie, the Alien the Mega-Pool-Don plushie, and he himself took the Auron plushie.

" They're gonna stab us! ARGH! Luzzu." Brother cried.

" Every man for himself!" Seymour yelled.

" NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luzzu yelled as the Voodoo Mafia brought their pins into their plushie selves. Everyone waited for excrutiating pain but… NONE CAME! Except for Auron and Mega-Pool-Don who let out a screams of agony.

" How come everyone but Sir Auron and Mega-Pool-Don are okay?" Luzzu asked.

" THE MASKS! Everyone is wearing a mask but Auron and Mega-Pool-Don, Luzzu! Making the Voodoo Mafia's plushies… INACCURATE! Luzzu." Brother cried, pointing dramtically. YES! The plushies, INDEED, did not have little masks.

" DARN! COME ON BOYS, GET SEWING!" God Sith cried.

" I DON'T THINK SO." Said Mega-Pool-Don in an angry robot voice, and then fired a giant pool ball at the limosine. It slid to side and then they left that crazy, defeaten Voodoo Mafia in their DUST! HA!

" Are you okay Sir Auron?" Luzzu asked Auron.

" Yeah…" Said Auron, even though he wasn't really alright. But he's a real man.

" I guess you should have worn that Bill Clinton mask I pointed out!" Luzzu chuckled like Kureno.

" I don't think so." Said Auron.

" Look! It's the bank, Luzzu!" Brother cried, as Mega-Pool-Don started to close in on the Buddy Barn Bank.

" FIRE, MEGA-POOL-DON!" Luzzu yelled, pointing at the bank.

" MEGA-POOL-DON… CUE BALL STROKE!" Mega-Pool-Don yelled, and fired a giant magic eight ball into the Buddy Barn Bank. Everyone in the bank doing bank things screamed and ran outside to escape and then exploded.

" Come on! Hurry!" Luzzu yelled hastily as Mega-Pool-Don whipped out a giant sack and started shoveling a ton of gil into it, as Seymour, Brother and Auron jumped down and stood there like bodyguards which was pretty stupid because a giant robot probably doesn't need you for a bodyguard.

" WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" That Buddy Barn Guy screamed, marching up to them, angry that his bank had just been demolished by a giant eight ball.

" Uh… paying you back?" Auron said slowly. Mega-Pool-Don handed That Buddy Barn Guy over the giant sack of money.

" Oh. Thanks!" Said That Buddy Barn Guy said, took the giant sack of money, whipped out his magical orcarina and transported off to whatever it is Buddy Barn Guy's go.

There was an awkward pause as everyone took off their masks and stared at each other.

" That was… completely pointless." Auron said slowly.

" YOU STILL OWE ME THAT FAVOR!" Seymour yelled, not about to be jipped after coming all this way.

" It's not pointless! Now we have our new friend, Mega-Pool-Don!" Luzzu cheered. " And Brother can speak english!"

" Yaaaaay. Luzzu." Said Brother.

" He doesn't speak it very well." Said Auron.

OMAKE!

I didn't even give you a CHANCE to ask questions because I wanted to finish this story up. So there! This being the last Omake, I hope you've enjoyed the story, and the conclusion coming up… soon. And join me for other fanfics that I'll probably take more time on, since I like them more than I like Final Fantasy X. Which I really don't like. But maybe you knew that.

Ja Bai-Bai!