Disclaimer: I don't' own X-men evo. I do, however, own Inuyasha! Or at least a clone. *Scratches head* anybody know where I can find a Kurt clone?

Authors note: Thank you all so much for your faithful reviews! I'm glad you like my story so much and I hope that you continue to read and enjoy my writing. Ok, now a warning to all you fluff conscious individuals. There will be fluff in this chapter! If you cannot handle that then please vacate the premises. And now I would like to say a few words to some reviewers of mine. I would love to be able to thank you all personally for all your encouragement, but I always hate it when I'm reading a fanfic and the next chapter is really just a thanks to the reviewers special or something. So instead, I will continue to write this story as fast as I can and to the best of my ability. Striving to do better and better with each chapter. I thank you all, and love getting your reviews. You are the heart and soul of this story. Thank you. Now, to Emerald dragon hanyou: Thank you so much for my Inu and Sesshy clones! I didn't have to pay to have my room fight-proofed though. I just bought them some subduing necklaces online for Mikos-R-Us. Works wonderfully. (Sesshomaru try's climbing out the window) Stay! (And immediately drops into cross-legged sitting position, glaring daggers at sayin_girl's back) see. And sure, I'd love a Shippo! He's so adorable. Thanks once again for them, their great fun.(Inuyasha grumbles from where he's sulking in the corner) I didn't give him a biscuit, so now he's pouting. Right. And to Kai19: I do actually have plans for Kouga. I'm not going to give them away of course, just know that he hasn't been over looked. And to eddie4: Kurt/Kag fluff in this chapter, just for you! Enjoy. Well now, what are you people waiting for. Get reading!

Chapter Ten: How to Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Inuyasha stared down at the funny looking thing in his hand. He sniffed at it, then gnawed on it a little. Snorting, he looked up at Kagome.

"You put it on your wrist, like.this." She strapped the watch snuggly onto his left wrist.

Inuyasha just glared at it suspiciously, then tried shaking it off. Much like a cat with a bag tied to it's leg.

"Here, you push this button." She reached out, grabbing at his flailing arm to press the button on the watch. "Like that."

Inuyasha didn't stop trying to shake the weird contraption off his wrist.

"I gave Professor X a mental picture of your human form to work with, this way you really do look like you would if you were a full human."

That got Inuyasha's attention. "You what! Why the fuck did you do that for?! Does everybody else in this damn place know about it too?!"

"No! I only showed the Professor! And besides he already knew, he's read my memory's, Remember?!" She took a deep breath and tried to calm down. "At least this way no one will know about your human night, they'll just think your wearing the inducer."

Inuyasha thought about that for a minute, after all, she had made a good point.

Of course, he wasn't about to tell her that. So he just crossed his arms and snorted.

Kagome smiled, used to interpreting Inuyasha speak. That was the 'I know your right, but I'm not admitting it!' snort.

Then she blinked. Ya know, it was actually kinda disturbing that she could decode an entire sentence out of a snort.

Shrugging she turned and left his room.

"Hey! Where in the hell are you going, wench?"

Kagome smiled over her shoulder at him. "Kurt and I are going out..somewhere."

"What! No your fucking not! You need me to protect you bitch!"

"I can protect myself Inuyasha. It's not like I'm likely to run into any demons in this time." 'Except Sesshomaru, of course.' She wisely decided not to add that. "Besides, Kurt will be with me."

Inuyasha growled. "That stupid blue human couldn't protect you from a bug."

Kagome narrowed her eyes and opened her mouth.

His eyes widened a little, he really didn't feel like being sat right at the moment.

Dropping down into his usual position he crossed his arms and turned his head away. "Keh! Go bitch, see if I care. Just don't come crying to me when something happens."

Kagome smiled and walked out the door.

"Oh, and Inuyasha."

He turned to see Kagome leaning her head back into his room.

"Your watching Shippo." Then her head disappeared again.

"What!! Oh hell no, wench! Get the fuck back here!" He jumped up and raced out the door.

Only to be met with a disappearing cloud of black smoke.

"God Dammnit!!"

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Sango stood under the large tree in the back yard. Fidgeting with something in her hands.

"I don't think I can do this." She whispered. Kirara mewed, rubbing against her leg reassuringly.

"This was such a bad idea." She looked down into her hands. "What in the world possessed me to do this in the first place? What if he gets offended?"

Then a worse thought came to Sango. Her eyes widened. "What if he gets the wrong idea?!"

'What if he gets the right one' Her more romantic side, previously nonexistent, asked.

Sango promptly beat the crap out of it and stuffed it into a mental closet.

Sighing, she looked down into her hands. "I just wont give it to him I guess."

"Give what to whom, Lady Sango?"

She stiffened, slowly turning to face Miroku. "Oh-um, it's.Here!"

She shoved the object she'd been toying with into his chest, almost knocking him over with the sheer force of the shove, then blushed bright red, turned, and ran.

Miroku watched until she was out of sight before looking down at what she'd given him. His eyebrows shot up in surprise.

It was a glove. A purple, finger less glove. There were two holes in the front and back, right in the center. Prayer beads wrapped around the middle finger, then up around the holes, finally wrapping several times around the wrist.

She'd made him a glove from his old cloth and prayer beads. The ones that used to contain his wind tunnel.

Clutching the glove in his fist, he smiled. Then looked up in the direction Sango had run off in.

"Thank you Sango-chan."

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"Have you learned anything yet?" Professor Xavier asked as he wheeled into the med-lab.

Hank looked up from his microscope. "I asked both Rogue and Inuyasha if I could take some blood and skin samples so that I might have some way of determining why he is immune to Rogue's ability's. They both agreed, albeit reluctantly in Inuyasha's case. I've studied both, but am no closer to discovering why Rogue seems to be able to touch him than you are. Though I do have a theory."

Professor X looked curiously in Hanks direction. But when he didn't speak up for a minute he decided to ask. "Well, what is it?"

"Believe it or not, I think the boy may have been right."

"About what?" Professor Xavier questioned.

"That Rogue could touch him because he isn't human." Hank stated seriously. Then motioned to the microscope.

"I've been studying his blood. Although it does resemble a humans to an extent, for the most part it is completely different. And very aggressive. He heals at a remarkable rate and is immune to almost all known diseases. Rather like Logan really. I believe that it is the aggressive behavior within his blood that protects him from injury and illness that is also protecting, or preventing, him from being drained by Rogues natural mutant ability's. In essence, it's a power struggle. His aggressive blood is dominating Rogues powers, thus nullifying them and allowing her to touch him with out fear of draining him. An inner protection I guess you could say. And all done completely subconsciously."

"Interesting. Tell me if you discover anything more. And thank you for researching this for me."

Hank just waved him off, already going back to peering into his microscope.

The Professor just smiled in amusement and turned to leave the room.

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Inuyasha carried a protesting Kitsune out of the mansion. Intent on locating Kagome and giving her a very stern talking to. Both were wearing the inducer's to avoid being looked at differently.

Of course they managed that anyway. They were arguing loud enough to be heard clear back to the feudal era.

"Well, well, well. Hello Inuyasha. I thought I heard a familiar voice."

Inuyasha turned to see the boy he had met at the school the other day, leaning against a wall. Around him where three other boys.

Pietro raised an eyebrow. "You look different. What'd you do, dye your hair?"

Inuyasha wasn't listening to Pietro though. He and Shippo where both covering their noses.

"Shit! What the fuck is that smell!" Inu yelled, trying desperately not to breath through his nose. He even let Shippo burrow his head into his thick hair.

"Hey! That hurts, yo. I do not stink, I'm just fragrant." Toad stated.

Inuyasha stared at the small, greenish mutant incredulously.

Lance narrowed his eyes at the watch on Inuyasha's wrist. " Where'd you get the watch? You know, that blue X-freak has one just like it."

Pietro whipped his head around to look at Inuyasha. "You're an X-Geek!" He spat out angrily, as if just saying the words left a bad taste in his mouth.

Inuyasha just raised an eyebrow. "I'm not an X anything, I'm a fucking Demon, we've had this god damned conversation before."

Lance glared. "A demon huh, well let's just see how much of a demon you are when you can't keep your balance!"

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes and before any of them could blink he had Lance held up by the throat, several inches off the ground.

"If you try that again, you'll find out why human's have always been so afraid of demons." He snarled into the other boys face. bringing his hand up so that he could flip the watch off, allowing his demonic appearance to come into full view. Lances eyes widened.

With a snort, Inuyasha dropped him at his feet. Then turned and walked several feet away before stopping.

"I don't know what the hell you where talking about, but I won't get involved in any pathetic human struggle. I am only here because a..comrade of mine needs training. I wont get involved." Then he turned and glared at them over his shoulder. "But I'm warning you now, harm any of those under my protection and I'll kick your asses from here to the fucking Feudal era and back!" He flicked the inducer back on, then continued walking down the road without another glance back.

Pietro watched him go in silent admiration. 'No. I don't think I will be telling father about him after all.'

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Kagome sat on the large sofa talking to Sesshomaru about what had happened recently, while he was drinking some coffee. Kurt was poking around near the window.

"So then Inuyasha called and we ended up having to go get him."

Sesshomaru spit his coffee out, spraying it all over the table. Then coughed quit violently.

Concerned, Kagome reached out and patted him on the back. "Are you all right?"

"Inuyasha is here! Right now! Next door!" Sesshomaru seemed to be panicking.

"Yes." Kagome answered carefully. "Why? Is that bad?"

Sesshomaru ran a hand through his hair. "Not bad exactly, just." He thought for a minute on how to explain it. "By the end of the quest, Inuyasha and I had a..truce I guess you could say. I no longer desired Tetsusaiga and he no longer seemed to despise me. Not that we ever became very brotherly, more that we could tolerate being in the same area for extended periods of time without trying to kill each other."

Kagome nodded to indicate that she understood. " So what's the problem? Why did you just shower your table with coffee?"

"This Inuyasha has not gone through the same things as the one I know. He's more likely to attack me on the spot the minute he gets wind of my existence."

"Oh." Kagome sat in thought for a while. "I guess we'll just have to brake this to him gently."

Sesshomaru looked dubious "Oh yes, I can see it now. 'Hey Inuyasha. Remember that older half brother of yours? You know, the one who was always trying to kill you. Well he's still alive. Living right next door in fact.'" He snorted. "I happen to like this house, thank you, and do not wish to see it blown to pieces by a 'Kaze no Kizu'."

Kagome narrowed her eyes at him. "Don't be sarcastic Sesshomaru." Then she smile and patted him comfortingly on the hand. "Don't worry I'll think of something. If all else fails, I'll just have Logan tie him to a chair and we'll make him listen."

Sesshomaru sweatdropped, knowing how stubborn his little half brother wasthat could take a while.

"Well, anyway we'd better get going before dog-boy comes looking for us." She stood up and moved to hug Sesshomaru.

"Vhat is zat in the back yard?"

They both turned to Kurt, who'd been unusually silent up till now.

Sesshomaru walked over to the window and peered out to see what had caught Kurt's attention.

"Oh that. It's just the trapeze rig you." He trailed off and clicked his mouth shut.

"Somezing I'm not supposed to know about yet, huh?" Kurt looked at the taller male in amusement.

Sesshomaru just nodded.

Kurt turned his eyes onto Kagome. "Ever been up on one before?"

Her eyes widened and she began backing away from her approaching boyfriend while waving her arms frantically. "Oh No. No way. No, no, no, no, no. There is no way you are going to get me up there Kurt Wagner. Never."

*A Few minutes later*

"I'm going to kill you KurAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Do not Vorry! I Vould never drop you!"

Kagome just clung to him. Keeping her eyes shut tight. Riding on Inuyasha's back was one thing, but this, this was really scary.

Kurt let go of the rope and flipped over in mid air. Kagome screaming the whole way.

BAMF!

"See, now vas zat so bad?" He asked once they'd touched the ground. Letting her go and backing away a little.

Kagome turned around slowly, glaring evilly. "You are so dead." She growled.

Kurt grinned cheekily then took off towards the mansion.

"Get your blue butt back here so I can kill you!" She gave chase.

Sesshomaru watched the two run off towards the mansion, laughter shinning in his golden eyes. Then he looked down at the coffee covered table and grimaced.

Kurt laughed as he ran, darting around obstacles and jumping with agile grace from tree to tree. Finally landing back on the ground and running on all fours for greater speed.

He blinked in shock as Kagome suddenly appeared in his path.

"Hey! No fair using powers!" He laughed, teleporting away before she could reach him. This new form of tag was played for a while. With him teleporting all around the yard and her appearing, as if from nothing, a second later. Until he teleported and she couldn't find him.

"Where did he go? Oh, when I get my hands on that fuzzy elf of mine I'm gonna..Ack!!" Her rambling was cut off as she was yanked up into a tree quite suddenly. She whipped around to find a grinning Kurt.

And lunged for his throat.

His kiss caught her off guard though and she immediately melted right into it. Dammnit.

When he pulled away, she shook off her daze and smacked him upside the head. "Don't ever do that again! You almost gave me a heart attack!"

He just rubbed his head, still grinning.

Then she sighed and grabbed him, pulling him into a longer, more passionate kiss that left most of the fur on his body standing straight up.

"That was for sharing something that you love to do, with me. Just, next time..please ask."

Kurt wasn't coherent enough yet to do more than hum an answer. Wrapping his tail around her waist, and his arms around her middle, he pulled her against his chest and together they sat up in the branches of the tree. Gently swaying with the wind and enjoying each others company for a while.

Finally Kagome sighed. "We'd better get back before Inuyasha decides to lock Shippo in a closet somewhere."

Kurt nodded and reluctantly let her go. Then grinned again and jumped out of the tree, leaving Kagome stranded up in it's branches. From the bottom, he smiled up at the girl hurling insults and death threats down on his head.

Ah, young love.

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Magneto stood, gazing out across the city from his office window. Then turned and looked down at the information on Charles's newest mutant.

"Yes, you certainly are a powerful one my dear." He said, gazing at the image of Kagome on screen. Then a grin slowly spread across his face. "I will have to pay you a visit sometime soon. You could prove to be veryuseful to me."

He used his ability to float a metal glass of brandy across the room and into his hand. Taking a sip he smiled. He had a plan, but he needed more information about the girl.

Now how to go about doing that?

Leaning back he laughed.

He always did enjoy a challenge.

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Inuyasha never did find Kagome and Kurt. He'd followed their trail until it suddenly cut off. Then started up again headed back towards the mansion. It was damn annoying though, since it kept stopping and starting a lot. Like they kept jumping around or something.

Finally giving up he'd walked back to the mansion only to find them both sitting, snuggled up on the couch.

Growling, he shoved Shippo into their arms and made to stomp dramatically out of the room.

Only to be stopped by Logan.

"Your makin' dinner tonight pup."

Inuyasha growled again. Both at being told to do women's work and the nickname.

"I'm not doing shit. And I'm not a fucking pup!"

Logan just raised an eyebrow. "Everybody's got a night that they have to make dinner on, your just lucky you got strips. Least she can cook."

With a shrug Logan walked around the gapping hanyou and into the living room.

That was pretty much how Inuyasha found himself, stuffed into a pink apron, chopping vegetables in the kitchen with Rogue, a few minutes later.

He'd tried using his claws but just got whacked in the head with a wooden spoon for his efforts. That damn thing hurt! Especially when she got his ears!

Grumbling curses under his breath he continued to chop at the vegetables with the pathetic little knife.

A sudden, loud noise, had him whipping around, Tetsusaiga at the ready and whistling through the air, decimating his foe even in it's untransformed state.

He blinked down at the sparking remains of the microwave.

*CLANG!*

"OW! You fucking bitch! What the hell was that for!" He rubbed at his abused head that had recently met with a frying pan.

Rogue's eyes narrowed. "Bitch?" she reached out and grabbed a fistful of Inuyasha's shirt. "Don't you evah call me a bitch again."

Inuyasha just snorted and turned his head away. "I'll call you whatever I want."

She yanked on his shirt, bringing his eyes back to her angry ones. "Ah may not be able to drain ya but I can still hurt ya." She smirked. "Aftah all, you are still a male."

Inuyasha's eyes widened at her meaning, then narrowed. He wasn't afraid of her. "You wouldn't."

She growled. It was actually pretty goodfor a human anyway.

"Just try me."

Ok, maybe he was a little scared.

But, just a little.

The sound of quiet snickering drew his attention to the doorway.

A certain blue elf stood there, taking great amusement in the dog-demons current situation.

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed.

He would pay.

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"Here, Kagome want's you to give Kirara a bath." Inuyasha shoved the little two-tailed kitten into Kurt's arms.

"Vhat? Why me?"

"How the fuck should I know! Just do it or she'll start bitching."

Kurt left the room, still looking a little suspicious. Inuyasha flopped down onto the couch, flipping through the channels.

The sudden roar coming from the upstairs bathroom had Inuyasha smirking.

The sound of Kurt teleporting, accompanied by the smell of brimstone, filled the room a few seconds later.

Kurt clung to the ceiling fan, panting and slightly singed. He'd just learned a very important lesson.

Fire cats don't like water.

The sound of laughter drew his attention down to Inuyasha, who was rolling on the floor in hysterics.

Kurt narrowed his eyes. Inuyasha had no idea what he was up against.

This meant war.

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Authors notes: Ok people. There ya go, another one freshly typed for your viewing pleasure. I hope you enjoyed it and that you will review and let me know. There are also a few things I'd like to touch on about this chapter. The reason Inuyasha attacked Lance so fast was because he could sense the earthquake before it happened. I've heard that most animals, particularly dogs, can sense such things, so I figured that Inu probably could too. As for his comment about cooking being 'Women's work', well, he did live five hundred years in the past. Women's rights didn't exactly exist back then, did they. He's not a chauvinistic pig or anything, and I highly doubt he'd ever say anything like that where any of the females in his acquaintance could hear him, for fear of painful retribution. I hope that didn't offend anyone and if it did I apologize, I just thought it sounded like something he'd say. He seems to have the foot-in-mouth disease. Well anyway, in the next chapter the prank wars begin! What will Inu and Kurt try to pull on each other? And what innocent civilians will be caught in the cross-fire? *cough*logan*Cough* Also, Inu's first day of school! Oh my. Hope ya come back to read on. Later. Sayin_girl