A/n: I felt the urge to write about an event that happen in 5th period Monday.
So I give you chapter two of the one short fic...which contradicts itself I'm aware.)

Erica Stormed out of the dungeon. Then walked into the great hall, it was dinner time.
How long had she been in there? 'Too long' she thought.
Vicky waved her down. "Hey, you ok?"
"What? Oh, yeah I just missed my free period because I was stuck in a closet with the most wonderfulest nicest professor at Hogwarts."
Vicky's voice went all weird like she was talking to a baby. "Did Erica-wearca get stucky wucky in a closet wif professor snappy-wapey?"
"Did I not just say that?" Asked Erica in a snappy voice.
"I felt the need to repeat it, sorry."
Erica growled and reached for her juice.
"So what happened, was you fantasy fulfilled?"
"Mmm" said Erica from behind her cup. She set down the cup "oh yes, professor Snape was oh so willing to sweep me off my feet…"
Vicky stared at Erica blankly.
"No we argued, it was dark, he accidentally grabbed my chest and I 'accidentally' kicked him in the penile area."
Vicky looked at Erica with her mouth open.
"WHAT! He tried to kill me!"
"Why were you in the closet period"
Erica explained every thing to Vicky. About twenty minutes later Snape walked into the great hall, his robes almost swallowing everything he walked by, he kept his head straight but side-glared at Erica.
Potions-Next Day

(a/n girls…you know this has happened)

Erica was sitting next to Vicky and she leaned over and said in a very low whisper "Vick. I need a tampon."
Vicky said in a normal voice, for everyone to hear "Did you start too? I've got a Tampon if you need it!"
Erica looked around at the few people around them that were staring at her.
"Not to be gross, but I've had it in for L O N G time more than 8 hours…"
Vicky laughed and pointed and said "You're going to die!"
Snape Appeared in front of them. "Ladies, care to shut-up or should I add you to the detention list tonight?"
Erica looked at him 'here goes nothing' she thought.
"Professor Snape can I use the restroom?"
"No"
"but sir it's an emergency!"
"Yeah Professor, she's going to die." Said Vicky

Snape looked at Vicky and back to Erica.
"Miss Barton should have used the lavatory before she came to my class."

"No Professor it's something else!"
"Tell me…"

She looked around to everyone looking at her, then back up to her teacher.
"I'm pretty sure you don't want me saying it sir…"
"Well then, Barton, I'm sure you don't have to use the restroom" "WELL PROFESSOR!" she said loudly, "I, BEING A GIRL, AM ON MY PERIOD AND I HAVE A PIECE OF COTTON STUCK UP MY KROTCH AND ITS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG AND I COULD DIE!" Breathless she glared at him.
His mouth twitched and he said
"too bad."
And he turned and walked away from her back to her desk.
"Fine, I'll just take it out and throw it at his fucking head." She said the class.
She took the tampon out of Vicky's book sack and walked out the door.

As she came out the bathroom she headed back to class. After class she gathered her things and Snape called her up to her desk and said "I'm taking off points because you skipped class, you have detention with me tonight."
"I've got detention because I had a personal problem that was an emergency so I left class for at most five minutes?"
"and for disrupting the class, and being vulgar in class"
She sighed, "so this has nothing to do with me kicking you yesterday…"
"Don't try me Miss Barton"
"Oh Mr. Snape, I believe there is someone in this building who has more authority than you and I will tell him about this later, ill get my house points back you git!"
She walked out and before the closed the door she heard his sarcastic voice
"See you at 8:30"