A/n: I felt the urge to
write about an event that happen in 5th period Monday.
So
I give you chapter two of the one short fic...which contradicts
itself I'm aware.)
Erica Stormed out of
the dungeon. Then walked into the great hall, it was dinner time.
How
long had she been in there? 'Too long' she thought.
Vicky
waved her down. "Hey, you ok?"
"What? Oh, yeah I just
missed my free period because I was stuck in a closet with the most
wonderfulest nicest professor at Hogwarts."
Vicky's voice
went all weird like she was talking to a baby. "Did Erica-wearca
get stucky wucky in a closet wif professor snappy-wapey?"
"Did
I not just say that?" Asked Erica in a snappy voice.
"I felt
the need to repeat it, sorry."
Erica growled and reached for
her juice.
"So what happened, was you fantasy fulfilled?"
"Mmm" said Erica from behind her cup. She set down the cup "oh
yes, professor Snape was oh so willing to sweep me off my
feet…"
Vicky stared at Erica blankly.
"No we argued, it
was dark, he accidentally grabbed my chest and I 'accidentally'
kicked him in the penile area."
Vicky looked at Erica with her
mouth open.
"WHAT! He tried to kill me!"
"Why were
you in the closet period"
Erica explained every thing to Vicky.
About twenty minutes later Snape walked into the great hall, his
robes almost swallowing everything he walked by, he kept his head
straight but side-glared at Erica.
Potions-Next
Day
(a/n girls…you know this has happened)
Erica was sitting next to Vicky and she leaned over and said
in a very low whisper "Vick. I need a tampon."
Vicky said in a
normal voice, for everyone to hear "Did you start too? I've got a
Tampon if you need it!"
Erica looked around at the few people
around them that were staring at her.
"Not to be gross, but
I've had it in for L O N G time more than 8 hours…"
Vicky
laughed and pointed and said "You're going to die!"
Snape
Appeared in front of them. "Ladies, care to shut-up or should I add
you to the detention list tonight?"
Erica looked at him 'here
goes nothing' she thought.
"Professor Snape can I use the
restroom?"
"No"
"but sir it's an emergency!"
"Yeah Professor, she's going to die." Said Vicky
Snape
looked at Vicky and back to Erica.
"Miss Barton should have
used the lavatory before she came to my class."
"No
Professor it's something else!"
"Tell me…"
She
looked around to everyone looking at her, then back up to her
teacher.
"I'm pretty sure you don't want me saying it
sir…"
"Well then, Barton, I'm sure you don't have to
use the restroom" "WELL PROFESSOR!" she said loudly,
"I, BEING A GIRL, AM ON MY PERIOD AND I HAVE A PIECE OF COTTON
STUCK UP MY KROTCH AND ITS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG AND I COULD DIE!"
Breathless she glared at him.
His mouth twitched and he said
"too bad."
And he turned and walked away from her back to her
desk.
"Fine, I'll just take it out and throw it at his
fucking head." She said the class.
She took the tampon out of
Vicky's book sack and walked out the door.
As she came out
the bathroom she headed back to class. After class she gathered her
things and Snape called her up to her desk and said "I'm taking
off points because you skipped class, you have detention with me
tonight."
"I've got detention because I had a personal
problem that was an emergency so I left class for at most five
minutes?"
"and for disrupting the class, and being vulgar in
class"
She sighed, "so this has nothing to do with me
kicking you yesterday…"
"Don't try me Miss Barton"
"Oh Mr. Snape, I believe there is someone in this building who has
more authority than you and I will tell him about this later, ill get
my house points back you git!"
She walked out and before the
closed the door she heard his sarcastic voice
"See you at 8:30"
