Chapter 3

A/N: hehe... I know your all probably cursing me for that last ending, so I thought I'd put you out of your misery and tell you what that horrifying sight was... but not just yet –grins evilly-... And your also probably wondering where that incredibly weird new title comes in, but have no fear all will be revealed in due time.

Warnings: OOC and AU......... This is going to be short, but I promise there will be more as long as I keep getting reviews for it...

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Last time...

Regretfully it was not enough to protect them from the horrifying sight they now beheld...

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....................

And now the moment you've all been waiting for...

"AH!" screamed Samantha as she turned and buried her head into Jacks chest whilst cradling her baby, Daniel. But who could blame her for such an action? The sight she had seen would've killed many a man instantly. A sight so horrifying, so terrible, that she could not even bare herself to think it. Yet she felt extremely comfortable and safe being held in Jack's arms.

Jack's thoughts were along the same line, but if one dared to ask him about it he would deny it. Vehemently he would deny it. Not even under the threat of torture or death would he EVER admit to it. But he was scared. He was frightened. He was incredibly comfortable......... and not from that horrific sight mind you, but from the way she just fit into his arms. Ah yes. It was frightening for him, and it scared him that he could even feel this way again. (Yes, I did say again......... That is such a BIG hint right there. Did you get the hint? 'Cause it was there! AGAIN!!! See that? That was the hint.)

Feeling something shift in his arms, Jack looked down to see Samantha's head turned toward the hole in the wall. She screamed again. He was going to go deaf if she didn't stop that soon! He looked to the hole again and wondered –Why? Oh, WHY did I ever allow something like this to occur while under my leadership?! How could I not have known?! If I could go back in time to change it all......... I would. Without a doubt, I would.- Finally coming to his senses, Jack quickly backed them both out of the room before letting her go.

Samantha pulled away with a haunted look in her eyes, then shook her head to try and get rid of it before tucking a strand of her beautiful long blonde hair behind her ear.

Beautiful where have you been all my life...- thought Jack, -wait a minute where'd that come from. She's married you dufus. Was married, note the 'was'. Yeah but her husband just died, she has a kid, AND she'd never go for a guy like me. A guy like you, you mean she'd never go for 'you'. Now me, who just happens to be our better half. She could go for me...-

What will happen next? Will Jack and Samantha ever recover from the "horrifying" sight? What WAS the "horrifying" sight? And will Jack ever admit that he feels comfortable with Samantha in his arms? ......... I should hope so!

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