Chapter 4
A/N: finally there is more, but I'm not if sure if I'm willing to put you out of your misery just yet and tell you... MWAHAHA
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Last Time...
–Beautiful where have you been all my life...- thought Jack, -wait a minute where'd that come from. She's married you dufus. Was married, note the 'was'. Yeah but her husband just died, she has a kid, AND she'd never go for a guy like me. A guy like you, you mean she'd never go for 'you'. Now me, who just happens to be our better half. She could go for me...-
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Now...
"I NEVER wanna see anything like that again!" exclaimed Samantha with finality. The thought of watching Gerdy, as 'attractive' as he was, shave his legs again was truly terrifying.
"You can say that again," responded Jack, "I assure you it will be taken care of."
"It had better be or there's no way I'm staying here, whether you 'need' me or not. By the way you never have told me why I'm here."
"Ah, yes. That. Well, I have a meeting planned for that later. I figured you'd want to get settled first." He explained, when she nodded he continued. "Then I'll have Teal'c show you to your rooms."
"GOON!!!" yelled Jack. Teal'c walked around the corner quickly as if he'd just been waiting for him to call. "Take her to her rooms," he commanded.
"Yes Masta, what a horrible thing to do, what a horrible thing to do, thing to do...1" he said breaking off into song at the as he led her and Daniel away down the corridor. So to get him to stop singing she hit him.
SLAP
"it burns, it burns, like a flame melting wax,2 ," her brain not use to the horrible sound tried to shut it out, but there was nothing that she could do unless she fainted. So she did. As she fell to the floor she dropped Daniel, who was saved as Jack dove to save them from a horrible headache or broke limbs in the aftermath, inevitably, creating a little jack sandwich (baby on mommy on Jack......... The Perfect Chicken: I wish that I could have been apart of that!!! Without the baby and mommy, though......... That could be considered 'uncomfortable'). He rolled to his side taking a deep breath to regain the one he'd lost upon impact. While Samantha, being the first to come to her senses, quickly sat up and slapped him.
SLAP
"How dare you try and take advantage of me!" she nearly shouted, not realizing that they had a small audience. She picked up Daniel and stormed down the hallway and turned right back around. "Where is my room," she demanded, not asked, demanded
Teal'c promptly danced to her side and instructed her in a sing-song voice, "Right this way.3" Samantha pushed back the urge to faint by slapping him so that he might get the hint and shut up.........
SLAP
He didn't. "OUCH!!! The pain! Oh! How I wish that thou might never do that again.4"
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A/N: 1- if you haven't seen rock-a-doodle you won't get it, but if you have it's the owls (disclaimer: I don't own that either)
2-4 slightly original compilations by The Perfect Chicken (disclaimer: which I also don't own. She does, but I'm sure it wouldn't take much to have her give up claim to it)
