Chapter 5
A/N: sry it took so long lots of homework and projects and stuff. Don't they know we have better things to do that schoolwork.Warning: as always lots of AU and OOCness danger
The Perfect Chicken: You know the rules, give me pie! Many a pie, please. For if you do not give me pie, I will have to get my own pie and that won't be happiness, 'cause I'm broke. Now pie I like give it, please. I beg. Thank you. Pie. Now. Thank you. Yes. Indeed.
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Last time...
Teal'c promptly danced to her side and instructed her in a sing-song voice, "Right this way.3" Samantha pushed back the urge to faint by slapping him so that he might get the hint and shut up.........
SLAP
He didn't. "OUCH!!! The pain! Oh! How I wish that thou might never do that again.4"
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Now...
Daniel took a deep breath. –Relax,- he instructed himself. –It's just Mom......... and that god-forsaken 'boss' of hers-.
Whilst preparing to step through the portal before him, Daniel could never have known what awaited him on the other side. But even if he had, he could've never have prepared for it.
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Meanwhile...
In the destroyed lab and bathroom amongst the rubble there was a shimmering purple spot near the wall that had yet to be noticed. It wouldn't be long, though, until their soon-to-be visitor from the future revealed it to them in a most distinguishing manner.
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Later at Sam's Quarters...
-knock knock-
Samantha went and opened the door only to find that it was Teal'c, singing. She then promptly slammed the door in his face, while he sang, its time to go...1 in an opera type voice.
O'Neill
who had watched this exchange from around the corner, now came out
and said
"I'll handle this, Goon. Go and set up the briefing
room."
"Yes, Masta," replied Teal'c before turning and strolling towards the briefing room singing happily to himself.
-knock knock-
"I thought it was clear when I slammed the door that I wanted you to go away!" she said ending with opening the door and glaring at him but then her gaze softened when she realized who it was. "Oh you... what do you want?"
But he couldn't reply just yet as he found himself mesmerized by what she was wearing. –Get a hold of yourself man, she waiting for an answer. Yea, yea, yea can't you just let me enjoy the view for once. No, now focus, 'bounce'2.- he thought.
"Um... yes well I was just coming to get you for the briefing and to tell you one of the nurses has volunteered to take care of Daniel for you." Jack said finally regaining his speech control, -maybe I can get a pic of her like this from security...- he wondered, -uh no. Spoil sport.-
"Ok sure just tell me where to drop Daniel and I'll be right there." she responded.
"Well mademoiselle if you would follow me..."
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A/N: 1-an original compellation by me, which you can have for a small fee. Hehe.
2-weird random comment from our chapel person from spiritual emphasis week so yeah I guess the concept of 'bounce' (which I don't care to explain at the moment but if you email me I will) belongs to him.
The Perfect Chicken: sigh If she will not explain the concept of 'bounce,' then I will. Ya know, when you're looking at the REALLY HOTT person, and your eyes immediately focus on an 'inappropriate' area? Well, if you do that then you're supposed to immediately look away. Ya know, like bounce, kinda thing? To explain it is difficult, but just go with it.
