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Authors note: Sorry Minna! I can't tell you how hard this has been and how sorry I am that it took so long. I can only hope your not disappointed. I'm not gonna take up much time making excuses so just get to reading the story already!
Chapter 26: Do They Make a License for Dimensional Travel?
Inuyasha stood in the doorway to Rogue's room and watched as Kagome helped the mutant girl pack up for the coming trip to the Feudal era. Trying to explain that some things where more important than clothes. ("No Rogue, trust me, toilet paper and bug repellant are way more important than extra socks.")
Shiro shifted from where he was perched between the hanyou's ears and he absently reached up and petted the pup to settle him down. Soon it would be time to go, they where planning on having Kagome time-skip them there, but something had been nagging at the dog-demon's brain lately.
Inuyasha is by no means stupid, (contrary to some people's belief coughShippocough) He just usually thinks after he acts. It was easier to survive as a pup if people thought you were dumb. Most of the time the humans just left him alone, and the demons mocked him a little and left. He hadn't even known how to read much until Kagome came. Sure, his mother had taught him a little before she'd…past away, but he hadn't been very interested then. He'd wanted to be out in the forest, exploring, playing. Then Kikyo had tried, but she'd given up pretty quick. He never told Kagome. He didn't want her thinking he was stupid, since he wasn't. So, sometimes, late at night, he'd sneak down from his tree and 'borrow' her school books. Most of them were pretty easy to figure out. He'd really liked reading the History books. He had his favorite one buried near the god-tree. He'd told Kagome that he'd used it to see how sharp Tetsusaiga was. She'd been so mad, he still felt the 'sit's' sometimes. The funny ones with numbers still didn't make much sense to him, but he supposed it wasn't a big deal since most of the other kids in his new classes didn't get it either.
What Inuyasha had been thinking so much about was the bond. They say curiosity killed the cat, but why should he care, he's was a dog.
So he got to thinking. 'If Kurt turned human when I went demon, and I went mutant when Kurt went demon, then if Kagome went demon and Kurt went human, then….hmm.'
He shifted and threw a slanty eyed gaze Kagome's way. Had she seen it, she would have been very disturbed. That boy was plotting something…
But Kagome wasn't thinking about whatever little things went on in a dog-demons head. She was trying to get Rogue settled, for a moment her mind wandered back to a few hours ago in the Professor's office, when they had decided who was going and who was staying.
' "All right my dear, I understand why you need to go back."
Professor Xavier looked tired. Kagome understood that he was worried about them and wondering if they where going to come back.
"I'm sorry sir, but, it is very important. Not just for me, but for all of us." She gestured at Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Shippo.
"And Zey are not going alone."
Kurt had stepped up behind Kagome and wrapped his arms around her, Shippo nodded from his perch on his fathers shoulder.
"That's right! We'll protect her!"
Rouge stood with her arms crossed and a smirk on her lips. "I can't let them go anywhere without little old me. Just wouldn't be proper."
Inuyasha snorted.
"Sit dog."
SLAM!
"Dammit Rouge!"
The smirk got wider. "I don't think I'll evah get tired of that."
Xavier rubbed at his temples. "So, who all is going?"
Kagome bit her lip and looked around. "Well, just us I think…"
"Right, you guys would be so lost without me there and you know it." A drawling voice spoke up from the balcony.
Everyone spun around. "Pietro!"
He snorted and sauntered into the room, like he owned it. "You know its true, so you might as well give up now. It's not like I'm worried about you loser's or anything, I'm just doing it because I'm bored."
Kagome smiled and gave him a quick hug.
He'd returned it, for about a second, then left to go to the other side of the room, away from the glaring yellow eyes.
"Is that all?" The Professor asked.
Kagome nodded.
Xavier opened his mouth but was interrupted by a 'thud' coming from his left. Turning, he saw Logan superstitiously kick a bottle of champagne under a table while simultaneously trying to hid party hats and streamers behind his back.
The Professor smiled. It was decidedly evil looking.
He turned back to the group of young adults in front of him.
"While I understand that you must go and finish this I simply can not allow my students to hurry off into certain danger."
He held up a forestalling hand to silence the outbursts of denial.
"Since this is the case, I have no choice but to send an adult with you."
Now they where confused. Except Logan. Logan knew where this was going. Logan was not happy.
"Logan will be accompanying you."
"WHAT!" The startled shout was heard from two different sources.
Kurt and Shippo snickered.
Logan glared death at the wheelchair bound mutant. Kirara rubbed up against his leg purring.
Xavier smiled and spoke like one does to a small child. "Come now Logan, its not so bad. Think of it as…. a field trip."
Logan sputtered, many foul words trying to force their way out his mouth. All where cut short since they where all trying to get out at once.
Inuyasha blinked. Then, deciding that watching Logan turn an interesting shade of purple was entertaining, just smirked.
He really had mellowed out a lot. '
Later, with everyone assembled in the back yard, backpacks strapped securely and forming a loose circle, Kagome smiled. They where finally going back to finish this. She'd kinda missed the feudal era. It had been her home for almost two years after all.
Inuyasha tucked Shiro into his haori and stared at the blue elf next to his pack-sister.
"Oi! Blue-butt!"
Kurt turned his gold gaze on Inuyasha. "Waz?"
Inuyasha smirked. "You not takin' that demon horse of yours this time?"
Kurt shook his head. "Nein. I think it would be too much of a hindrance. Professor Ookami is going to take care of him while we are gone. Don't worry."
The hanyou snorted. "Right, like I'm worried about that walking glue factory." He turned his face away and smiled. 'Perfect.'
Kagome looked around. "Right! Is everybody ready to go?"
Everyone nodded or called out the affirmative. Except Logan. He growled.
She turned to look at the Professor and Storm who had come to see them off.
"Good luck." The professor said quietly.
Kagome nodded. Then, grabbing the fuzzy ones hand, linked everyone together.
She started to gather her power, and that's when things started to go wrong…
There was a funny tugging sensation, then a tingle, that pins-and-needles feeling, like her whole body had fallen asleep.
Everything seemed to be in slow motion. She turned to see Kurt's surprised face. His surprised human face. Then Inuyasha's smug look, also on a human face. No inducers on either one of them.
She opened her mouth. To say what, she didn't know. It wouldn't have mattered anyway, because in the next second they were gone.
Professor Xavier turned to look into Storm's shocked eyes.
"That was probably not a good thing…was it Charles?" She questioned.
He shook his head, then turned back to stare at the spot his students had just occupied. "No my dear, I don't think it was."
Inuyasha screwed his eyes shut and tried not to pass out. Arms wrapped around his chest to hold Shiro in. He had no idea where anyone else was.
Maybe, it hadn't been such a good idea to try using Kagome's powers.
A hand grabbed the back of his haori and jerked him backward. A funny static feeling washed over him, causing his hair to stand on end, Then he landed with a thud on a carpeted floor.
He just lay there for a minute waiting for everything to stop spinning.
"Done yet?" an annoyed female voice asked.
He cracked open an eye and saw a scantily-clad woman with long silver hair (much like his own, just not as wild, and when he wasn't human) and strange blue markings on her forehead and cheeks glaring down at him.
"Do you have any idea how badly you've just screwed things up!" she shouted.
Well, there was no way he was going to take that lying down. So he sat up, and returned the glare.
"Who the hell are you bitch!"
The woman whipped around and shocked him.
Shocked him. From the television set in front of him.
The dog-demon yelped, like someone had just stepped on his non-existent tail.
"My name is Urd. I am a Goddess. Do not screw with me." She bit out through clenched teeth, while poking him in the chest. Hard.
"You poke Have poke Just poke Made poke My poke Job poke A lot poke HARDER! POKE!"
Inuyasha pouted and rubbed at the sore spot on his chest. "What did I do?"
She glared at him. "You, moron, just sent all your friends flying through the dimensions. I don't have time to fix it so you're going to."
He snorted. "How the fuck did I do that! I thought I was going through time!"
Urd rubbed at her temples like she had a headache.
"Your friends ability is to move through time. When you took those powers they changed to suit you. You can't move through time, you move through dimensions."
She turned a very peeved glare on him. "And since you have no prior experience doing singular dimensional travel, let alone with a group, you got caught unprepared to handle the backlash and sent your friends flying out into different realities!"
She bent down, placing her hands flat on the desk that had appeared in front of the hanyou. "And you are going to find them and fix this…Right?"
He gulped, trying not to be intimidated by the glare coming from a goddess.
Weird, she kinda reminded him of a demon bitch he'd had the misfortune of meeting once…
"How am I going to find them if I don't know how to work this stupid power?" He crossed his arms and huffed. Acting unaffected by the aura of power coming off her.
She dumped a really thick book in front of him.
She pointed at him, then at the book. "You, oh moron-of-morons, are going to get your license."
His eyes widened. "What! What good is that going to do? What license?"
She gave him a very evil smile. "Your dimensional travel license of course."
She grinned again, wider. Then tapped the book. "Better get reading, dog-boy."
Inuyasha's head fell and hit the huge book with a thunk and a groan.
"Why me?"
Shiro just licked his cheek in sympathy.
Kurt blinked as the light faded, then jerked and used his hands to catch his balance. He felt weird. Too light. Like his feet where going to leave the ground.
He was in a narrow hallway. Human. And with no one else around.
'Vhere am I?'
"Hey! You! What are you doing here!'
He turned to see a man in a green military uniform staring and pointing at him.
The man walked over to a wall and a panel slid aside. He slammed a hand down on the impressively large and shiny red button inside.
Lights went out all through the hall and red, blinking ones came on in rows. A monotone female voice stated that an intruder was located on level C.
Kurt stared at Smirking-man.
"Thanks pal, I'll get a promotion outta you. After all, I caught the spy."
Poor non-fuzzy sputtered. "But I'm no spy!"
Smirking-bastard shrugged. "Who they gonna believe kid. Me, who works here, or you, an obvious trespasser in a top secret military space station?"
Kurt's brain stalled. 'Space?'
Hearing rushed sounding footsteps headed their way, Kurt didn't think, just acted.
He might be human and without mutant powers, but he hadn't been trained by Logan for nothing.
With a quick sharp strike, grinning-man went down.
Still feeling off-balance and too light, Kurt darted off down the hallway, sticking to the shadows.
At one point he'd screeched to a stop and stared. One of the hallways he'd come to had a glass side. He stared out at the sea of stars. Hands came up of their own accord and touched the glass, only to jerk back in shock.
It was very cold.
He'd made it to the stairwell before they'd managed to catch up.
Funny green lasers shot over his head as he jumped off the side and used the lightened gravity and his acrobatic experience to shoot straight down. Grabbing a rail at the last second he swung himself onto the landing in front of a door marked 'Hanger 9'.
Darting inside he found a massive open area. Big mechanical looking things resting inside like imposing guardians.
He ran across the walkway and skid to a stop as more green-clothed people spilled out of a door in front of him, he turned to go back only to see that way blocked off to.
Frantic, his eyes darted around for any escape route. There! An open hatch!
Dodging a grab, he flipped over the side and slid easily inside the open hatch, hand bumping against a button on the way in.
The hatch closed.
He sat back in the seat and looked at all the buttons and switches. He could hear them outside trying to force their way in.
Desperately, he pushed a random button.
BOOM!
Oh, ya know…that probably wasn't good.
More shouting could be heard.
Another button pushed and screens seemed to light up. Yep, people where definitely outside. He was looking one in the face!
Not knowing what to do, and afraid to push more buttons, he rested his arm on the armrests.
Then jerked back as something wet, yet not wet, slithered across his hand and attached to his fingers.
Jerking seemed to be a bad thing though, since whatever he was in responded and a giant arm swung up and knocked away part of the walkway.
Oh, looks like smirking-man was awake. Key word being was. Ouch.
He didn't know what was going on. More wet-yet-not stuff was on his other arm now and he could feel it climbing up his spine.
When it got to his head, it broke off, two thin pieces going to his temples and one over his head to rest at the middle of his forehead.
He could feel it, wrapped around his wrists and over his hands to stop at the pads of his fingers. Down his spine and twining around his legs.
He wiggled his fingers and watched in fascination as the big metal hand outside did the same thing.
Standing up and not caring where the chair disappeared to, he turned in circles.
People outside where starting to look at him funny but he was a little too absorbed to care at the moment.
A large boom caught his attention and he turned to see some of the other, less impressive, metal-men start moving toward him.
Time to leave.
He turned all the way around to see that he had blown a hole in the wall earlier. It was sucking things out into the star-filled nothing-ness.
Wonder if elves could breath in space.
With a shrug and a 'who-the-hell-cares' he bunched his and the suits legs and jumped.
Sango and Rogue could do nothing but stare.
When the light had died down they'd found themselves in a strange and mildly disgusting looking place. The walls looked metallic and were covered in slime.
But it wasn't that which caught their full attention. No.
It was the giant, tentacle-festooned…thing, in the middle of the room.
The thing that had strangely phallic looking limbs.
Rogue looked at Sango.
Sango looked at Rogue.
They both looked at the…. thing.
"Oh Hell no."
Pietro was not a happy camper. Nope, not one bit.
When he saw that dog again he was gonna strangle him with his own leash.
So, maybe Inuyasha didn't have a leash. Minor details. He'd just have to buy him one…then strangle him with it.
He'd appeared in an impressive light show in the middle of some ancient city in who knows where. The people were apparently under the impression that he'd been sent from another world to save them.
Never mind the fact that, yeah, he was from another world.
How did he know, you ask.
Dunno, could be the big ass freakin' throw-rug monsters everyone was riding around on.
Or maybe it was just him.
Anyways, these people thought he was their savior from another world.
He'd been shocked when he'd seen his exact likeness on a four thousand year old wall, and had only gotten peeved when they'd told him that only the savior could pass through the doors.
He'd turned to them and crossed his arms.
"So, you guys think I'm your savior right?"
All of the priests nodded.
Pietro stared.
"You people are so screwed."
Miroku had no idea where he was.
Something about this place set his hair on end, but as yet, he'd seen nothing to warrant this reaction.
He'd been walking around for a while. There was a town in the distance.
He shrugged. Might as well, see if he could find out were he was and if anyone had seen any of the others.
Course, if there was pretty women there it wouldn't hurt to stay awhile.
Nodding, he set off into town.
Funny, so far all he'd seen were men.
A lot of them looked at him in ways that made him feel…strange.
Ah! A tavern!
You could always get information from a tavern.
Waltzing in he looked around and let his eyes adjust to the low light.
Suddenly, he spotted her!
The most beautiful creature he'd seen in…well, a few hours at least!
Putting on his most rakish smile, he strutted up to the bar and leaned down next to her.
"Hello, I don't believe we've met. My name is Miroku. I'm a wandering monk and am in need of information. I'm wondering if a beautiful creature such as yourself might be able to help me."
The beautiful woman turned and smiled up at him.
"Sure thing stud, I'll help you with whatever you need." A deep, obviously male, baritone came out of the angel's mouth.
Miroku's brain did the equivalent of smashing into a brick wall at 100 miles an hour.
His eyes darted down.
Yep, that was definitely an Adams apple. And what an impressive one it was.
In growing panic, his eyes darted around the room.
Men. More men. Lots of MEN!
And all looking at him like Inuyasha looked at ramen.
Oh sweet Buddha.
Trying to force a smile onto his frozen face he turned to the man/woman again.
"I'm sorry, I seem to be mistaken, I thought you were a woman. My apologies."
The he/she tilted his/her head. "What's a woman?"
Miroku's brain cells ducked for cover as another volley of panicked-shock bombed them. Some tried calling for backup. Most of them where still traumatized over being attracted (however briefly) to a male. The hormones where no help since they'd gone into a coma the minute 'What's a woman' had come out of the he/she's mouth. Libido had broken out the defibulators to try and revive them, since lust and hormone where the ones that usually ran the brain, and lust had just gone screaming out of the room a second ago, no one else knew what to do. Things where not lookin' good.
He backed up slowly as the man/woman stood up and came towards him.
"Ooh, playin' hard to get are ya?"
Miroku shook his head 'no' so hard he was surprised it didn't fall off.
He noticed that the other patrons of the establishment had also started migrating towards him.
Time to leave.
"Like I said, I'm terribly sorry so if you'd excuse meeeEEEPPP!"
The man/woman had grabbed his arm.
"Oh come on handsome, stick around. I'm sure we can find something to fulfill your…" He/she looked him up and down. "Needs."
He took off out the door so fast there was nothing left but a vapor tail.
The man/woman looked after his retreating figure then turned around and placed hands on hips.
"Looks like we've got a live one boys!"
With a mighty cheer the large group of men took off after the fleeing monk.
As he ran Miroku stared up at the sky, absently noting the addition of an extra moon in the sky, he fervently prayed.
'Buddha spare me! I swear never to have impure thoughts about another woman ever again!'
He took a second to think about that.
'Ok, I swear never to have impure thoughts about another woman who isn't Sango again.'
The loud cheers and cat-calls could be heard gaining on him.
'KAMI-SAMA! SOMEONE! ANYONE! SAVE MEEEEEEE!'
Poor Miroku…
Logan was pissed.
I mean, he hadn't been happy before this whole trip started.
Now…he was downright murderous.
"They're gaining on us Sir!"
He reached up and grabbed Shippo's tail to secure him as he leapt over another car, Kirara lay snuggly in the crook of his arm, peering around his beefy muscle to stare at their pursuer's with amused red eyes.
"Quiet runt!"
He glanced over his shoulder.
About twenty young pre-teens in various brightly colored, extremely short sailor suits where chasing them.
He sighed.
"I'm too old for this shit."
He vaulted over a truck while loud shouts and demands to release 'Those kawaii creatures you vile, evil person!' came from behind him.
"Definitely getting to old for this shit."
Kagome had always wondered what type of demon she'd be.
Would she be a dog-demon? A bird-demon? Or maybe a cute Fox-demon?
Well, now she had her answer.
A cat.
She had beautiful, silky black ears. A little bigger than Inuyasha's but still cute.
A long fluffy, yet slender tail. Also black and shiny.
Now, you're wondering what the downside is to this right?
Her breasts where the size of over-ripe melons!
Besides the backache they caused it appeared that Inuyasha 'Must Kill! Must Kill! Must Kill!' Had landed her in the middle of a group of hormone crazed teenage boys!
It was like a bad hentai!
Kagome the cat girl in hentai land!
While she ran for her life (and her purity) She came up with various, interesting ways to kill a dog. After she had him neutered.
"Come back and play kitty, kitty, kitty!"
She yowled in anger and sped up.
Inuyasha blinked as the bright flash went off. He stood still for a minute and waited for the spots to go away, as Urd walked over and handed him a small shiny rectangular piece of paper.
"There ya go stupid, your license."
He stared down at the picture, then turned white.
"I look like shit!"
She shrugged, uncaring. "Everyone does. Its some cosmic law I think."
Inuyasha stared in horror down at the paper, then quickly shoved it into his haori, determined that it would never again see the light of day.
"Well then, you'd better get going to fix your mess, don't you think?" She smiled not-so-sweetly.
Inuyasha just waved over his shoulder in a shooing manner.
"Alright, alright. I'm going already. Geez bitch, keep your panties on."
She turned and gave him the evil eye. "What was that?" Electricity started sparking off of random appliances.
He yelped…quietly of course.
"Nothin'! Later!"
With a slash of his claws, a multicolored portal opened in mid-air right in front of him.
He dove through and just barely missed getting beaned by the radio she'd thrown at him.
Once the portal closed Urd smiled gently.
"Good luck…stupid dog."
Then started laughing, because honestly, that was the most fun she'd had in a while.
"Dimensional travel license! Who believes that crap!"
Keichi blinked up at the ceiling, wondering what Urd was up to now. Then decided that he really didn't want to know.
Pietro was getting tired of this.
Seriously! He hadn't meant to slay that dragon! Or rescue that whiny princess that wouldn't let go of his damn arm, or pull that blasted sword out of that stupid wall, or save those peasants! Everything here was conspiring against him!
He was trying to help the dragon fry the princess but since the stupid chit wouldn't let go of his arm he'd knocked that nice dragon down into the lava instead. He'd thought that stupid sword was a door handle, honest! And those stupid, stupid peasants! He'd been trying to run them over with the cart! Not the ogre!
Nothing he did here turned out even remotely bad!
It was driving him crazy.
So where was he now you ask?
Why, sitting, slumped on a massive throne, arms crossed and scowling.
An elderly priest, who looks like he should have gone out with the dinosaurs he was that old, was about to place an outrageously over-done crown (even by his standards) on his head. Princess Barbie, or Babbie or something still attached to his freakin' arm and spouting something about wedding plans.
He was just contemplating jumping out the window and dashing himself against the nice, shiny, rocks at the bottom when a hand appeared through a glowing hole in mid-air.
He raised an eyebrow at it, watching as it groped around the arm of his chair.
Come to think of it, that hand looked kinda familiar…
It suddenly shot out and snagged his shirt, yanking him through.
He flopped down in a funny colored tunnel in front of a pair of feet that really needed to be introduced to a nail-clipper.
"Oi, you done admirin' my feet?"
Pietro stood up and dusted himself off, as if falling though nothing and being dumped in random other places was normal.
… come to think of it, it was normal…how sad is that?
"Hello dog-breath, come to rescue me from a fate worse than death?"
Inuyasha looked back through the rapidly closing portal at princess-pink, bawling her eyes out, and shuddered.
"Something like that."
Pietro finished straightening his hair. "So, now what?"
Inuyasha huffed and turned in a seemingly random direction.
"Now we get everybody else."
They walked for a bit before Pietro spoke up.
"So…where did you end up?"
He didn't catch much, except some inventive curses, something about stupid goddesses, and thick books that gave him headaches, but one thing did get his attention.
"You've got a license? Let me see!"
Inuyasha growled. "Hell no!"
"Come on, just one little peek? Promise not to laugh!"…A few seconds later… "Much."
"Shut the fuck up! I said no!"
"Please!"
"GO TO HELL!"
Aren't they such good friends.
Kurt stared out at the star filled nothingness for a while. He really didn't know what he was doing, just going on instinct.
The funny suit had stopped once he got outside and just kinda floated.
He supposed there must be thrusters or something to get it to go forward, but hell if he knew where they where among the millions of buttons in front of him.
Sighing, he leaned back and just kinda…floated.
A beeping sound drew his attention sometime later.
He turned and spotted a blinking green button.
Again that weird 'oh-well' feeling came, and he reached over and pressed it.
He jumped, as much as one could while floating anyway, as a strange current passed though the stuff wrapped around him and a see-through blue screen popped up in front of his eyes, like glasses, suspended between the two thin pieces on the side of his head.
Suddenly, information flooded his brain. He knew how to pilot this!
Fingers started flying, buttons pushed.
Another screen came up.
Sentient
Amorphic
Mobile
Unit
That's what it was called. S.A.M.U, newly discovered living metal.
Kurt whipped it around as the other suits that had come out after him finally caught up.
He really didn't want to hurt them so he hit the thrusters while SAM (That's what he'd decided to call it, its real name was just to long) fed him information.
Ok, so SAM had the ability to find his friends. Quickly setting the coordinates to the nearest mental signature of any of his friends, he disappeared from that world in a star-burst. Nothing left behind but a trail of glittering crystals against a black canvas.
Logan screamed to a stop as a gigantic… thing appeared right in front of them.
He didn't have any time to guess at what it was since it immediately started to shrink.
It kept going until all that was left was the elf wearing a funny suit.
He thought it might be black, but he couldn't tell since it kept changin' colors on him. Kinda reminded him of oil actually.
He raised an eyebrow. "New fashion statement elf?"
Kurt shrugged, and did that stuff just move!
The scream's and shouts from behind him reminded Logan that all was not well in his little world.
Kurt looked over Logan's shoulder at the mass of uber-cute-pink-sailor-suited-super-soilders and grinned.
Logan turned his glare up to level 7.
"Not a word elf."
Kurt's grin got wider but he mimed zipping his lips just to amuse the irate wolverine.
"So, got any idea's on how we get outta here?" Logan asked while they ran.
Kurt seemed to be thinking for a minute, his eyes distant, then the suit he was wearing slithered off his body and down his arm to rest as an arm guard around the elf's left wrist.
A blue screen popped up and Kurt pushed a few buttons, then with a grin and a "Hold on to your pants herr Logan!" A metallic bubble surrounded them and they were gone.
Inuyasha and Pietro blinked as the light faded.
Yep. There was Sango and Rogue.
Sitting in chairs, drinking soda, in a weird green room.
Every once and a while, one or the other would throw a soda can at a green creature that looked like it had been beat black and blue (which on naturally green skin just looks nasty) and tied up with its own limbs.
Rogue looked up.
"Bout time you got here puppy, we was gettin' bored."
Sango just snorted and threw another can at the whimpering thing in the corner.
Pietro looked at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha looked at Pietro.
They both looked at the creature.
They both looked at the girls.
"We don't even wanna know."
Miroku had been running non-stop for several hours now.
He'd thought that, eventually, his pursuers would give up and go home.
Such was not the case however.
Instead, the group had gotten bigger!
Suddenly, he understood how he had made some of the poor girls he'd chased feel.
'Oh cruel irony! Why do you mock me!'
He was not ashamed to admit that he gave a rather impressive girlish sounding squeal when one of the faster ones managed to almost catch the tailing end of his robe.
He sped up as much as he could on burning legs.
Then, suddenly, Buddha had mercy on his poor self! For at that moment the heavens split open and an angel descended from above to save him in his time of most desperate need.
Logan clotheslined him as he ran by.
Hefting the knocked out monk over one shoulder like a sack of over-full rice, the mutant turned and walked over to stand next to human-Kurt who had Shippo on his shoulder and Kirara on his head.
Logan shook his own head. 'If the elf's grin gets any bigger he's liable to split his face in half.'
Still grinning his fool head off, Kurt had SAM lock onto the next target and they disappeared once again in a flash of light and stars.
The assembled group of men fell to their knees and wailed and wept at the loss of such a prime specimen of manliness from their world.
They had her cornered.
She'd tried hiding in every possible place, and some, not so possible ones. And still they'd found her!
They could apparently sniff her out better than Shippo could find Pocky in that monstrosity she'd called a backpack once upon a time.
Backing up and hissing, she looked around for any way out.
Shit! All exits blocked!
Flexing her finger and extending her claws, she crouched and prepared to fight her way out if necessary.
A flash of light distracted the group long enough for her to dart over their heads.
And straight into someone's arms.
Thrashing, she tried to break free.
"Liebling! How nice to see you again!"
Wait…she knew that voice.
She looked up into the beloved face above hers and launched up to cover the face with kisses.
God! Was she ever happy to see him!
"Hey! When you two are done playin' kissy-face, ya might wanna get us outta here."
They looked up to see Logan pointing over his shoulder at the glowing, evil eyes of the group of lust-crazed teen males.
Kurt began to sweat. "Oh…ja"
Quickly gathering everyone together he signaled SAM to send them somewhere, he didn't care where, just not here!
Another flash of pretty light.
Ranma looked up as twin flashes of light appeared in his living room…again.
Yup, there was his cousin.
Wow, she looked pissed!
He followed her line of site to the dog-demon Inuyasha.
The one who looked like he was trying to figure out how to get the floor to swallow him up.
There was a flare of pink around Kagome, and then she snarled something harsh at the demon-boy.
Hey, wait…since when did Kagome look like a cat-girl from one of those cheesy porno flicks?
Not that he watched them or anything! Happosai did! Honest!
Well, her boyfriend seemed to like it.
At least…he thought that was her boyfriend?
He was just more human looking than usual.
Kagome turned and seemed to notice him for the first time.
She forced a rather brittle smile onto her face.
"Sorry about this, cuz."
He shrugged.
"No prob."
Kagome threw another vicious look at Inuyasha.
They all left in a flash of pink and white light.
When the light faded this time they where right outside Kaede's village, on the outskirts of Inuyasha's (Must Kill! Must Kill!) forest.
She would have heaved a sigh of relief… if a clawed hand hadn't grabbed her by the throat and lifted her several feet off the ground.
She looked forward and into the impassive golden eyes of the Demon Lord of the West.
That condescending look, that sneer, that stupid raised eyebrow!
Later on she'd feel bad about her next action.
Right then, She was just pissed.
CRUNCH!
Every guy in the vicinity moaned in sympathy and placed protective hands over their own…special places.
As the mighty Demon Lord folded over her leg, she reached back and whipped out a blue rosary (given to her by Sesshomaru himself just before they left) and slammed it over his head.
She took a step back while he was still recovering, since even a Demon Lord can't handle a direct hit to the jollies and still walk right, and opened her mouth.
"Heel boy!"
The dignified, regal, majestic, Mighty Demon Lord of the West Sesshomaru… landed right on his royal ass.
Inuyasha sat himself laughing so hard tears streamed down his face in rivers.
Kagome rubbed at her temples and sighed, absently muttering 'sit' and 'heel' at intervals.
Logan leaned against a tree and tried to pretend he was somewhere else. Kirara curled up near his leg. Sango smiled, feeling glad to finally be back. Miroku sat, hunched, and gibbering, in the shade of a nearby tree. Kurt was attempting to drown himself in saliva. He really liked the cat-girl look. Rogue held Shiro and helped Kagome 'sit' Inuyasha…who was still laughing his ass off. Pietro adjusted his sword and looked off at the village in the distance, already bored with this.
Kagome stared up at the sky, muttering another 'heel' to keep fluffy from trying to rip her throat out.
Yup, it sure looked like the start of another grand adventure.
Authors note: I hope you guys liked it. Some things to explain. This was and wasn't a crossover. With the exception of Urd from 'Ah! My Goddess' and Ranma. The other characters went to anime concepts, like the typical 'Space/Mecka' concept that Kurt got put in. They weren't anime's just anime types. Get it? I hope it wasn't too confusing and I hope you guys liked it. Sorry about Sesshy-chan but if you remember, he had a rosary in the future. Well…that's how he got it. And now you know. Again, sorry it took so long. Later! Sayingirl.
