A/n: This originally started out as just a simple little drabble but developed in to more, now instead of one short drabbles, it's six short drabbles that all kind of fit together into a short story. It's funny I wrote this all in one day, the first part was written on receipt paper (I was cashiering and was really bored). Anyway I hope you enjoy! I apologize that it's so short, but it is a drabble...

Disclaimer: I just realized none of my FMA fics have this so this'll have to count for all of them. I do not own the characters of FMA or anything associated with them, I only own the stories themselves and the work involved in making them (that sounded stupid, lol)



Jealous Part One: Pathetic

Now this was sad.

He, Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, the man who could get any woman he wanted…was jealous.

But it wasn't just that he was jealous, no, no, it was who he was jealous of, his rival for the affections of the lovely Riza Hawkeye.

Barry the Chopper. A damn suit of armor!

He knew Riza would never go to Barry, never go on a date with him, eat dinner with him, go to her home and…

Well even if they went to Hawkeye's place for 'private time', Barry couldn't do anything. He didn't have the…body parts. But Roy had the body parts (boy did he!) and he knew the way to a women's heart wasn't by 'chopping people up'.

Roy definitely beat the ugly piece of tin in the looks department (but he beat a lot of men in that category already).

But still…

Why did Barry get to grope Hawkeye (though she'd been unwilling) and Roy didn't. Roy wanted to grope Hawkeye too! And he would! What Roy Mustang wanted, Roy Mustang got.

As long as he didn't get shot at in the process.

END OF PART ONE

A/n: Tell me what you think, is it good or bad? Should I add more detail? (note that I can't really do it for part two but the other ones I can). I'll update as soon as I can.