A/n: Thank you for the reviews, they are well appreciated! This chapter isn't entirely necessary, I wrote it before I added the last four parts. After this drabble it'll focus back on Barry.
Jealous Part Two: Even More Pathetic
There's only one thing worse than being jealous of a serial killer who's nothing more than a suit of armor.
And that's being jealous of a dog.
How pathetic, at least Barry the Chopper was human (sort of). Black Hayate was a dog!
But still…Black Hayate got to lick Hawkeye all over, he got to jump on her, snuggle with her, she even fed the damn dog!
Roy wanted to be able to kiss and lick Hawkeye, he wanted to jump her, snuggle with her, get fed by her!
Briefly Roy wondered if Black Hayate had ever gotten to see Hawkeye naked. It wasn't out of the ordinary for owners to dress in front of their pets, they weren't like people.
If he did…Roy really wished he were that dog.
Roy's eyes widened with a sudden realization.
Hawkeye…gave…Black Hayate…BATHS!
Roy could feel the blood trickling down his nose as his dirty mind shifted to thoughts of Riza bathing him…then doing other things to him.
Yes! Roy would get bathed by Riza Hawkeye!
As long as she didn't shoot him in the head for being a pervert.
END OF PART TWO
