A/n: Thanks again for the reviews! This chapter is when the sorry excuse for a plot starts, I hope it remains as entertaining as you guys think it is. I think I have an obsession with Riza shooting Roy.:)


Jealous Part Three: Stupid Reasoning

A bead of sweat slid down Roy Mustang's forehead. His hand gripped tightly onto the phone, now nestled in its cradle.

His mind reeled around the brief conversation he'd just had with Falman. Those simple—he counted for a moment—fifteen words were like nails on chalkboard to his ears…

"Colonel, I just thought I'd tell you, Hawkeye was here. She and Barry went out,"

Out? As is out on a date?

Oh god, Roy had been wrong, Hawkeye was interested in Barry the Chopper, even with his lack of body parts.

How could this be though? Roy Mustang had the body of an Adonis, while Barry…had the body of a tinman.

After three hours of sitting at his desk, brows furrowed, deep in thought, Roy came to a brilliant conclusion.

But then he realized Barry hypnotizing Hawkeye wasn't that brilliant (it was close though he assured himself).

The best solution to find out what was going on was simple: find Hawkeye and Barry, confront them, then kill Barry (as best he could) for touching Hawkeye (whether she was willing or not).

It was the perfect plan…hopefully though Hawkeye was unwilling…otherwise she might shoot him.

END OF PART THREE