A/n: This part started off totally lame, it wasn't even remotely funny, hopefully I've fixed it up enough. :)
Jealous Part Four: Stalking
Downtown wasn't very crowded at this time of the day, so it wasn't hard to find Hawkeye…without Barry.
This confused Roy, who was hidden behind an overflowing trashcan. Falman had said Hawkeye and Barry had gone out, yet Hawkeye was all by herself.
Even if the woman was attracted to Barry, she knew how dangerous he was, and wouldn't have let him out of her sight.
Maybe…it was some kind of weird foreplay, hide-and-seek or something. But Hawkeye didn't seem like the type of person to do that.
To Roy, Hawkeyeseemed as the kind of woman who would dress in a frilly maid outfit and pretend she'd come to clean his bedroom; or weara short skirted schoolgirl uniform where she was the naughty student and he the handsome,irresistibleteacher; or his favorite of getting it on in his office, on his desk, ripping off each other's uniforms.
That was the type of woman Hawkeye was in Roy's fantasies at least.
Nose now bleeding, Roy decided to follow Hawkeye, needing to get to the bottom of this. He stalked quietly after her, like a panther, keeping a safe distance away from her. Every once and awhile, Hawkeye with her seemingly super human abilities, would whirl around, eyes scanning for a potential stalker.
When this happened Roy was forced to act quickly, his military training kicking in. He leaped, ducked, dodged, somersaulted, cart wheeled, and sautéed behind anything he could hide behind; whether it was a trashcan, bush, an alleyway, or a large man or women.
After about several blocks of doing this, Roy's body started getting sore. It wasn't until they hellish block number ten that Hawkeye stopped, in front of a quaint little café.
Roy hid himself behind a potted tree nearby as Hawkeye made a 180-degree circle. Her eye's bore straight into Roy's hiding place.
"I'm going inside for some tea Colonel, would you like to join me?"
END OF PART FOUR
