I'm going to start off thanking all the people who keep on Reviewing my stories..I'm so touched T-T see look tears..lol
Well I'm not going to have you all sit at your computer desks..or whatever your computers on, reading my stupid little comments about nothing so here is the 7th Chapter of this story..
Hope you all enjoy and after your done..let me see the Reviews..if it's okay I would love to get at least 30..but thats not going to happen
Well have fun now!
P.S : I'm a stupid teenager who can't spell for her life... so sorry for any mistakes and just keep in mind that I'm a total and complete idiot..that is all T-T (tear)
(blah) : My little comments and stuff
( blah ) : Thoughts
"blah" : Talking
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Chapter 7
It was the day after Sakura's "tragic" death and the whole village seemed to be upset. Lee wouldn't stop crying, Naruto couldn't seem to control his demon fox chakra from leaking out of him and Sasuke..well...he stayed the same. Tenten on the other hand.. had bigger problems on her mind than Sakura's death.
Even though Tenten truly hated Sakura she was still a bit upset..but any feelings of sadness that she felt was overcome with the feelings of "Oh God I want Neji's body" and pure love . She really loved Neji but had no idea how to tell him. That is where her best friend Temari comes into play.
Temari had been dating the always lazy... yet smartest ninja in the village Nara Shikamaru. Shikamaru was a close friend of Neji's (don't know how that happend) even though they both had too much pride to admit it to each other they did consider themselves best friends..but thats a story for another day.
This story is about Tenten who had no hope...
Tenten had no hope(see what I mean!) for a relationship with Neji...or at least that is what she told herself over and over again. Its not that she didn't know how to show him she liked him...okay she had know idea how to show him she liked him. She was truly a "Hopeless Romantic"..
Tenten was a person who didn't know any of the signs to see if a guy liked her..and she didn't know how to show a guy that she liked him.Tenten was not one of those girls who liked to flirt or read "YM" or "Seventeen" ..she liked to train, eat and sleep.. that was her way of ninja (lol). She needed major help in her love life and the only person that could help her was Temari.
"Tenten..hurry up were going to be late for the funeral!" yelled Temari and she yelled loudly at Tenten's front door.
"Alright I'm coming..sheesh you have no patience women (opens front door)...Temari...what are you wearing! yelled Tenten.
"What is something wrong with my outfit?" asked Temari.
"Why are you wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt...we are going to a funeral right?"
"Yeah but it's just for Sakura..its not like it really matters much..hahah..and besides afterwards you and I are going to go training and have that very important talk."
"...00...Lets just go I'll bring extra clothing with me." and with that Tenten, Temari and Shikamaru walked into town and headed to the funeral of the pink haired little tramp.
At the Funeral...
"Now we have gathered here today to honor the life of a ninja lost at battle( with herself )...one last time before laying her body to rest in the dirty ground for the bugs to eat... her flesh to peel off and burn in HELL! Oh I am so sorry for that..my new heart medication makes me do strange things..well who would like to speak for her one last time!" (this is the pope speaking) heheh sorry for you who are religious but I couldn't resist..
"I would like to speak!" yelled Lee jumping up to the Pope to make his speech.
"Okay go for it..while your doing that I'm going to go take a nice big crapper.." replies the Pope walking away to use the bathrooms at full speed.
( Wow who new the Pope could run the fast!).. Thinks Everybody
"Ohh Sakura my dear Sakura..I have came here today to wish you the best of luck in heaven and I hope you don't mind that I took the only thing that wasn't burnt in the fire... your arm..and I want you to know that I will cherish it forever!" yells Lee wildly as he runs around Sakura's coffin numerous times before picking the whole thing up and running away with it into the forest.
5 minutes later..
"Well that was interesting"..
"Yep"..
"Wanna leave?"
"Okay"..
Everyone leaves..
Temari says goodbye to Shikamaru who walks off with Neji and goes to find Tenten. Tenten is waiting for Temari at the Slowdown Cafe with a smile on her face and a bit of hope in her heart that her best friend can help her snatch the man she loves.
"Okay Tenten lets get started!" Temari says while pulling a chair up to the table Tenten is sitting at..."I have a plan that will help you and Neji come togather and live happily!"
"Uh Oh..I gotta hear this.."
"Okay well here is the plan..."
haha I'm sorry you guys this chapter is so dumb and short but I couldn't resist Sakura had to have a funeral..and besides I'm in a very laughing mood..
But don't worry the next chapter won't be so stupid..because Temari and Shikamaru (who I will make actually speak) is going to send Neji and Tenten out on a date..and Neji doesn't know about it! Oh I'm excited!
Okay well enjoy Reveiwing and I don't care if you tell me that I'm very weird..but if my story made you laugh or smile..Please Tell me in your Reviews! I'm dieing to know.. okay well thanks a bunch!
