CrYsTaLsNoW: Helloness, we're bak, we have to do this at home, since
technically we can't do it at school anymore.... *sigh* anyhoo, we
finally found a spot in our schedule where we could do this so here we are!
annnnnddd.......yea, we don't own Gundam Wing and Pokemon.....so yea, on
with the show!! (after cHrRyBlSsM has a few words)
cHrRyBlSsM: yea, juss a quik thing... uh... we honestly did not mean to run out on the last chapter, but our librarian has this ugly face... yea, and it scares the hell out of us, so yea, here we gooooooooooooooo:
chap. 2 continued....
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero jumped ten feet into the air, coming back down with a loud THUD (and not to mention a bruise the size of China on his butt). "What the fuck is THAT?!" He turned back to where Duo was, and saw at his feet another pink piece of gel.
"DUO?! Where are YOU?!" A groan came from twenty feet away, where the American pilot was, apparently he blacked out. "Duo, what are you doing over there?" Heero asked.
"I was always over...here..." Duo grumbled, rubbing his butt, (rather seductively to Heero's eyes...) making his way over to Heeeeeeeeee-chan. Heero put on a puzzled look as he watched the many pink things crawling all over him. Duo turned his back on Heero and looked around him, "Hmmm, where are we? And where are Quatre, Trowa, and Wu-man??" While Duo was saying all this however, Heero was being flooded by the many Dittos that had continued to suffocate him. "Heero? Hee-chan?? HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEEEEE???" Duo spun around only to find a mountain of Dittos piled on top of his lover. "AACCK!! HEE-CHAN NOOOOOO!!! HANG ON, YOU'RE LOVING HOMO IS COMING!!!" The long haired American whipped out his gun, and without a moment's hesitation he started to shoot at every little pink blob that dared to touch his LOVE.
Quatre cautiously took in his very COLORFUL (and don't forget GAY) surroundings. Suddenly, his mind flashed to his boyfriend. "TROWA!! TROWAAAA!! HONEY??? SWEETHEART???? WHERE ARE YYYYYYOOOOOOUUU???" The anxious Arabian frantically searched for his lover, his head swiveling this way and that, turning his usual immaculately combed hair into a mess. Pinkish blobs began to surround the blond, and Quatre began to hear faint yells in the distance, but he ignored them as he looked for his lover through the thick pink mass.
He spotted a body in the distance and immediately ran over. "TROWA?! IS THAT YOU??!!" As Quatre got closer, he saw that it was in fact Trowa, and leaned over the still body. Rapidly he began checking for a pulse, but could not find one. "Trowa..." Quatre whispered. Tears began to spill from Quatre's eyes, brimming his eyelashes, as they spilled over. He lay atop the body, crying his poor little eyes out.
Trowa's eyes fluttered and he looked at the distressed blonde teen crying all over him and wetting his shirt. Quatre looked up and said happily, "TROWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trowa smiled and patted Quatre soothingly on the back. "Don't you EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!" Trowa gave Quatre a questioning glance, but said nothing as they both got up.
"I think I heard Duo's scream from over there..." Quatre said slowly as they began to walk towards Duo's yells, becoming louder and louder as they got closer and closer...
Quatre and Trowa soon came to the scene where Duo was frantically shooting at a gargantuous pile of pinkish goo. "DIE, DIE, DIE!!! THE GOD OF DEATH IS SENDING YOU ALL TO HELL!!!" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* Quatre could see Wufei standing not a foot away from Duo's range of fire power, shaking his head and muttering about bakas and how they shouldn't be allowed to even hold a gun, and in Duo's case, not even know about a gun's existance. Abruptly, a loud explosion was heard, and in amongst the din of the squeaking mini HOT PINK jello scrambling everywhere, the G boys heard a familiar voice muttering curses. "Omae o korosu...." Duo's face came alight with joy, "HHHEEEE-CHAAAAAANNN!!" He immediatly pounced on his lover, glomping him.
"Hey! Hey you guys!" A voice cried.
All five pilots turned their heads in unison, finding the source of the voice. In front of them, they saw a young, and not to mention, an incredibly short boy with a red hat with a blue shortsleeves jacket. A red- headed girl stood at his right, with her hair put up in a high ponytail. Also with the boy was a spikey, brown-haired teen, his eyes that were no more than just lines.
"I am Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and I challenge you to a battle!!" the boy cried.
'Alright with me...' Heero thought, smirking maliciously. He nodded to his fellow pilots and they pulled out their many guns, knives, and bombs, firing at will. Hey, this was their idea....
Ash, Misty, and Brock screamed like five-year old onnas, dropping to the ground, covering their heads with their hands. A yellow mouse-like creature made its way to the front of his master, looking at the five murderous teens. "PIIIIIIIIKAAAA-CHUUUUUUU!!" he screamed, lighting the air with yellow electricity, shocking anything that was...conductable....including guns.....Poor Heero was suddenly electricuted with a high voltage thunder bolt. He whispered quietly to himself, "No....no.....no......a yellow squeaking fur ball.....took down....the perfect soldier....." Heero's vision darkened as he lost conscienceness. The rest of the Gundam pilots stared in disbelief (cHrRyBlSsM: CrYsTaLsNoW had issues with the word "disbelief," dunno, i just had to say that....) at their fallen comrade. Horrified, Duo shut his eyes tightly as tears began to flow. 'No...I won't cry....I, the Shinigami will not cry.....I will stay strong and carry out my duty as the GOD OF DEATH!' His malevolent violet gaze turned sharply at the young Pokemon trainer. With a loud cry he jumped on top of him and wrung his hands around his neck, desperate for revenge, trying the squeeze the life out of the young boy. The rest of the G boys sweatdropped for the rest of them knew that Heero was only unconscious, not dead. Wufei strode forward toward the frantic and insane pilot, who didn't notice him coming for he was quite busy choking a certain someone. The Chinese pilot swiftly jabbed the hilt of his katana on the back of Duo's head, hitting a major pressure point. Duo fell to the ground, dazed and soon VERY angry. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CHANG??!! I AM GETTING REVENGE FOR MY LOVE!!! DON'T YOU DARE INTERFERE!!!!"
Brock leaned over and whispered into Misty's ear, "LOVE?! Is this guy.....GAY?!" Wufei overheard the comment and he turned his head to the two. "Yea. I'm surrounded by stupid, horny, homosexuals. Maxwell's gay, Yuy's gay, and so is him," pointing to Quatre, who blushed guiltily, "and so's him." pointing at Trowa. "And me, I am Wufei Chang, the last of the proud Dragon Clan, and I am proud to say, I'M NOT GAY!" The breeder and Cerulean Gym leader both facefaulted to the ground. Finally finished with his speech, he turned back to Duo. "MAXWELL, YOU ASSHOLE BAKA!! Yuy is NOT dead, he's UNCONSCIOUS." To prove his point, he banged the hilt of his katana on Heero's head. Heero emitted a loud "oof" and sat upright, guns still clenched in hand and eyes glinting, searching for the rat that had brought him down.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!" Duo began to kiss Heero passionately. They remained there for quite awhile, and Duo started moaning. Ash, Misty, and Brock made disgusted looks and nearly threw up. Wufei bonked both of them on the head and seperated them before he himself fainted from this gross and GAY sight. Quatre caught Trowa's eyes, and both nodded as they follow suit.
"Ahem, yes, this is but a taste of my life. I don't know why I even bother talking to these jackasses." Wufei turned to Ash and Brock, and glared suspiciously, "You're not GAY TOO ARE YOU?!" And with that he turned to Misty, "AND HELL, YOU BETTER NOT BE LESBIAN..." Misty walked over to Wufei and muttered, "You moron, I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!" Her mouth stretched wide as she yelled, and Wufei swore he saw fangs in that girl's mouth. And with no warning, a fist swung and contacted with Wufei's nose. He clutched his face and grunted in pain, "Stupid and weak onna..." Ignoring the fact that he had a broken nose.... Misty screamed, "WEAK?! STUPID?!!!! ONNA?????!!!!"
The last words were erupted loudly from the girl's mouth as mountains shook, and oceans....bubbled.... ANYWAYS, the ground shook, and a dirt platform formed below Misty, raising her a good two inches off the ground. She seemed to glow as she continued to scream, "AND WHO AM I?!! I AM MISTY, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GYM LEADER OF THE PROUD CERULEAN GYM!! THE YOUNGEST AND STRONGEST, I CARRY THE PRIDE OF WATER TRAINERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!"
Everyone covered their ears, and facefaulted as they all lost consciousness... Once again (for like the millionth time in this fic....) everything turned black, the girl's annoying voice ringing in their ears....
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cHrRyBlSsM: Yea, i know the g-boys didn't really get anywhere, but this is just the continuation of the second chapter, so deal with it and REVIEW!!! oh, and flames are welcome...
CrYsTaLsNoW: *sniff* ish so beautiful...I'm so happy.....these days i'm so happy, we got 2 REVIEWS. Thanx SO MUCH TO RINKUROCKS AND GUNDAM06SERENITY!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cHrRyBlSsM: not like that you pervert....) Please keep reviewing!!! Flames are welcome!!! (cHrRyBlSsM: I said that shit...) I'M SO HAAAAPPPPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^
cHrRyBlSsM: yup, she's definately happy. Review you guys, or we might not post the next chapter.... *dun dun duuuuuuunnn*
cHrRyBlSsM: yea, juss a quik thing... uh... we honestly did not mean to run out on the last chapter, but our librarian has this ugly face... yea, and it scares the hell out of us, so yea, here we gooooooooooooooo:
chap. 2 continued....
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero jumped ten feet into the air, coming back down with a loud THUD (and not to mention a bruise the size of China on his butt). "What the fuck is THAT?!" He turned back to where Duo was, and saw at his feet another pink piece of gel.
"DUO?! Where are YOU?!" A groan came from twenty feet away, where the American pilot was, apparently he blacked out. "Duo, what are you doing over there?" Heero asked.
"I was always over...here..." Duo grumbled, rubbing his butt, (rather seductively to Heero's eyes...) making his way over to Heeeeeeeeee-chan. Heero put on a puzzled look as he watched the many pink things crawling all over him. Duo turned his back on Heero and looked around him, "Hmmm, where are we? And where are Quatre, Trowa, and Wu-man??" While Duo was saying all this however, Heero was being flooded by the many Dittos that had continued to suffocate him. "Heero? Hee-chan?? HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEEEEE???" Duo spun around only to find a mountain of Dittos piled on top of his lover. "AACCK!! HEE-CHAN NOOOOOO!!! HANG ON, YOU'RE LOVING HOMO IS COMING!!!" The long haired American whipped out his gun, and without a moment's hesitation he started to shoot at every little pink blob that dared to touch his LOVE.
Quatre cautiously took in his very COLORFUL (and don't forget GAY) surroundings. Suddenly, his mind flashed to his boyfriend. "TROWA!! TROWAAAA!! HONEY??? SWEETHEART???? WHERE ARE YYYYYYOOOOOOUUU???" The anxious Arabian frantically searched for his lover, his head swiveling this way and that, turning his usual immaculately combed hair into a mess. Pinkish blobs began to surround the blond, and Quatre began to hear faint yells in the distance, but he ignored them as he looked for his lover through the thick pink mass.
He spotted a body in the distance and immediately ran over. "TROWA?! IS THAT YOU??!!" As Quatre got closer, he saw that it was in fact Trowa, and leaned over the still body. Rapidly he began checking for a pulse, but could not find one. "Trowa..." Quatre whispered. Tears began to spill from Quatre's eyes, brimming his eyelashes, as they spilled over. He lay atop the body, crying his poor little eyes out.
Trowa's eyes fluttered and he looked at the distressed blonde teen crying all over him and wetting his shirt. Quatre looked up and said happily, "TROWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trowa smiled and patted Quatre soothingly on the back. "Don't you EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!" Trowa gave Quatre a questioning glance, but said nothing as they both got up.
"I think I heard Duo's scream from over there..." Quatre said slowly as they began to walk towards Duo's yells, becoming louder and louder as they got closer and closer...
Quatre and Trowa soon came to the scene where Duo was frantically shooting at a gargantuous pile of pinkish goo. "DIE, DIE, DIE!!! THE GOD OF DEATH IS SENDING YOU ALL TO HELL!!!" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* Quatre could see Wufei standing not a foot away from Duo's range of fire power, shaking his head and muttering about bakas and how they shouldn't be allowed to even hold a gun, and in Duo's case, not even know about a gun's existance. Abruptly, a loud explosion was heard, and in amongst the din of the squeaking mini HOT PINK jello scrambling everywhere, the G boys heard a familiar voice muttering curses. "Omae o korosu...." Duo's face came alight with joy, "HHHEEEE-CHAAAAAANNN!!" He immediatly pounced on his lover, glomping him.
"Hey! Hey you guys!" A voice cried.
All five pilots turned their heads in unison, finding the source of the voice. In front of them, they saw a young, and not to mention, an incredibly short boy with a red hat with a blue shortsleeves jacket. A red- headed girl stood at his right, with her hair put up in a high ponytail. Also with the boy was a spikey, brown-haired teen, his eyes that were no more than just lines.
"I am Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and I challenge you to a battle!!" the boy cried.
'Alright with me...' Heero thought, smirking maliciously. He nodded to his fellow pilots and they pulled out their many guns, knives, and bombs, firing at will. Hey, this was their idea....
Ash, Misty, and Brock screamed like five-year old onnas, dropping to the ground, covering their heads with their hands. A yellow mouse-like creature made its way to the front of his master, looking at the five murderous teens. "PIIIIIIIIKAAAA-CHUUUUUUU!!" he screamed, lighting the air with yellow electricity, shocking anything that was...conductable....including guns.....Poor Heero was suddenly electricuted with a high voltage thunder bolt. He whispered quietly to himself, "No....no.....no......a yellow squeaking fur ball.....took down....the perfect soldier....." Heero's vision darkened as he lost conscienceness. The rest of the Gundam pilots stared in disbelief (cHrRyBlSsM: CrYsTaLsNoW had issues with the word "disbelief," dunno, i just had to say that....) at their fallen comrade. Horrified, Duo shut his eyes tightly as tears began to flow. 'No...I won't cry....I, the Shinigami will not cry.....I will stay strong and carry out my duty as the GOD OF DEATH!' His malevolent violet gaze turned sharply at the young Pokemon trainer. With a loud cry he jumped on top of him and wrung his hands around his neck, desperate for revenge, trying the squeeze the life out of the young boy. The rest of the G boys sweatdropped for the rest of them knew that Heero was only unconscious, not dead. Wufei strode forward toward the frantic and insane pilot, who didn't notice him coming for he was quite busy choking a certain someone. The Chinese pilot swiftly jabbed the hilt of his katana on the back of Duo's head, hitting a major pressure point. Duo fell to the ground, dazed and soon VERY angry. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CHANG??!! I AM GETTING REVENGE FOR MY LOVE!!! DON'T YOU DARE INTERFERE!!!!"
Brock leaned over and whispered into Misty's ear, "LOVE?! Is this guy.....GAY?!" Wufei overheard the comment and he turned his head to the two. "Yea. I'm surrounded by stupid, horny, homosexuals. Maxwell's gay, Yuy's gay, and so is him," pointing to Quatre, who blushed guiltily, "and so's him." pointing at Trowa. "And me, I am Wufei Chang, the last of the proud Dragon Clan, and I am proud to say, I'M NOT GAY!" The breeder and Cerulean Gym leader both facefaulted to the ground. Finally finished with his speech, he turned back to Duo. "MAXWELL, YOU ASSHOLE BAKA!! Yuy is NOT dead, he's UNCONSCIOUS." To prove his point, he banged the hilt of his katana on Heero's head. Heero emitted a loud "oof" and sat upright, guns still clenched in hand and eyes glinting, searching for the rat that had brought him down.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!" Duo began to kiss Heero passionately. They remained there for quite awhile, and Duo started moaning. Ash, Misty, and Brock made disgusted looks and nearly threw up. Wufei bonked both of them on the head and seperated them before he himself fainted from this gross and GAY sight. Quatre caught Trowa's eyes, and both nodded as they follow suit.
"Ahem, yes, this is but a taste of my life. I don't know why I even bother talking to these jackasses." Wufei turned to Ash and Brock, and glared suspiciously, "You're not GAY TOO ARE YOU?!" And with that he turned to Misty, "AND HELL, YOU BETTER NOT BE LESBIAN..." Misty walked over to Wufei and muttered, "You moron, I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!" Her mouth stretched wide as she yelled, and Wufei swore he saw fangs in that girl's mouth. And with no warning, a fist swung and contacted with Wufei's nose. He clutched his face and grunted in pain, "Stupid and weak onna..." Ignoring the fact that he had a broken nose.... Misty screamed, "WEAK?! STUPID?!!!! ONNA?????!!!!"
The last words were erupted loudly from the girl's mouth as mountains shook, and oceans....bubbled.... ANYWAYS, the ground shook, and a dirt platform formed below Misty, raising her a good two inches off the ground. She seemed to glow as she continued to scream, "AND WHO AM I?!! I AM MISTY, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GYM LEADER OF THE PROUD CERULEAN GYM!! THE YOUNGEST AND STRONGEST, I CARRY THE PRIDE OF WATER TRAINERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!"
Everyone covered their ears, and facefaulted as they all lost consciousness... Once again (for like the millionth time in this fic....) everything turned black, the girl's annoying voice ringing in their ears....
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cHrRyBlSsM: Yea, i know the g-boys didn't really get anywhere, but this is just the continuation of the second chapter, so deal with it and REVIEW!!! oh, and flames are welcome...
CrYsTaLsNoW: *sniff* ish so beautiful...I'm so happy.....these days i'm so happy, we got 2 REVIEWS. Thanx SO MUCH TO RINKUROCKS AND GUNDAM06SERENITY!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cHrRyBlSsM: not like that you pervert....) Please keep reviewing!!! Flames are welcome!!! (cHrRyBlSsM: I said that shit...) I'M SO HAAAAPPPPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^
cHrRyBlSsM: yup, she's definately happy. Review you guys, or we might not post the next chapter.... *dun dun duuuuuuunnn*
