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cHrRyBlSsM: yea, whatever, we're kinda short on time so we're just going to get started, kay?

chap. 3 ~ prepare for trouble...

Wufei's eyes fluttered as he regained consciousness. A canvas tent surrounded him as he tried to remember what had happened in the last couple of hours. Something about Maxwell getting them into another stupid mess. There was a yellow rat. And.pink things. And some girl who had too much pride. Thank god it was a dream. Although Wufei didn't recall being in a tent when he had fallen asleep. Hmmm.
Misty made her way to the Chinese pilot's tent. Why did they even bother helping these complete strangers that had almost killed them? Apparently this was all Ash's idea, and Ash was definitely too soft on anyone. She opened the flaps to see Wufei sitting up on top of his sleeping bag they had OH GRACIOUSLY provided.
"Uh, what the hell.? Damn, this ISN'T a dream." Wufei muttered to himself crazily.
"Did you have lots of nightmares?" Misty asked sweetly. Wufei merely glared, refusing to respond to such a WEAK GIRL. The water trainer rolled her eyes, seeing Wufei's expression. Only Ash's warnings to be at least be NICE, kept her from punching this guy's IDIOTIC (Misty tries to avoid swearing) guts out..
Wufei snorted, and leaned against the walls of the tent, and suddenly remembered that the tent walls weren't solid, as he fell through. However, he didn't completely fall back because Misty had leapt forward to "rescue" the stupid ass's ass. (oops, ditch the Misty-doesn't-swear thing)
"LET. GO. OF. ME." Wufei said slowly and evenly. Misty's eyes narrowed.
"Hmph, fine." She abruptly dropped him, letting land on the filthy ground. "K'so! Stupid onna!!" Misty smirked with amusement, watching the Chinese pilot get dirt out of his ponytail. Without warning, she leaned over the fallen pilot and kissed him lightly on the lips. Wufei's eyes widened and his eyebrows shot up in shock. Misty quickly pulled away, blushing a furious red (the color suited her quite well.). Wufei, speechless for a few seconds, while the red head quickly dashed out of the tent. As the tent flap flapped, Wufei touched his lips to where she had made CONTACT. He quickly regained his tongue and shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! YOU DROP ME AND THEN YOU KISS ME?? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED TIMING?!!!" Abruptly, Duo walked in with a puzzled look, but immediately started to snicker. "Kiss?! Who in the right mind would kiss you?! *groowwwl* Looks like Wufei's hormones are kicking in. Before you know it Wu-man, you're going to get a girlfriend whether you like it or not man. Or maybe a...dare I say it...BOYFRIEND." With that, Duo immediately began to roar with laughter, clutching his sides, rolling on the ground, and pounding the floor, while at the same time (don't ask me how) chanting, "WUFEI'S TURNING GaaaAAAAaaY, WU-MAN'S TURNING GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA---ack!!" Wufei yanked on Duo's precious braid in his clenched fist. "Get the hell out of my tent you baka, or I'll..de-braid you." Duo squeaked, turning chalk white. "De-braid?!" Duo whispered. "Yes, now GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!" Wufei yanked on the braid to emphasize his meaning. With a yelp, the American pilot scrambled out of the tent crying for his lover.

Misty, quickly walking as fast as she could, muttered under her breath about what the he-.no, heck, heck! She.hold on rewind!! Did she kiss that asshole??!! Was she out of HER MIND?! 'I hate that bas-. uh. JERK!... I hate that jerk. I hate him. I hate him..'
Not looking where she was going, she bumped into Quatre, and smiled weakly as she apologized quickly and made her way to the nearby stream to splash some very COLD water onto her face. Maybe this was a dream.. Maybe this was a dream.
Before she could get away from the camp, a smoke bomb erupted, and everyone was enveloped in thick, smoky air. Everyone scrambled out of their separate tents to see what the commotion was about.
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!" A female voice cried.
"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!" A low male voice added.
"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!"
"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!"
"TO PROTECT THE EVILS FROM TRUTH AND LOVE!"
"TO ---"
"Ah, shut up, we've heard this a million times..!" Ash drawled, dismissing Team Rocket with the wave of his hand.
The magenta haired teen's (who's name Jessie) eyes softened for a moment. 'Oh, Ash..With his ridiculously messy hair..who's so ugly he's actually cute...with his abnormally short height..you never fail to steal my heart..*sigh*' Her eyes quickly hardened, putting on a malicious smirk.
"Uh, if you don't mind me asking, who the hell interrupted my bath?!" Duo stood out in the open with nothing on. Heero quickly dashed over to his stupid ass of a lover and covered him with a towel.
"No one looks at MY Duo but ME!" Everyone sweatdrops.
"Who are they?" James asked, pointing at the five Gundam pilots.
"WHO ARE WE?!" Wufei was about to begin another one of his stupid pride speeches again when Ash slurred, (he was drinking sake..) "Just take care of them Pikachu."
However Duo picked up Wufei's speech. "Who are we? WHO ARE WE?! WE ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" Duo screamed at the top of his lungs.
Meowth smacked his paw against his head, 'This might take awhile.'

cHrRyBlSsM: Again, we were pressed for time, so sorry about the abrupt ending. A very special thanx to gundam06serenity for the suggestion of putting Wu-man and Misty together. It turned out quite nicely. Uh, by the way we don't own Gundam Wing or Pokemon. Yeah, well, anyways.

CrYsTaLsNoW: Yea, like she said, we were short on time so we had to make this a short one, but anyhoo, I hoped you liked it! We drank our last can of Coke to get high for this chapter! ^.^ (cHrRyBlSsM: o.O) We really had lots of fun writing this, so PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!! PLEASE???? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP???