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The Little Rainbow Book
By: Snoddy
Assignment 2: My Good and Bad habits
Minutes in Which to Conclude the Assignment: 15 minutes
I abhor you, Mrs. Green. You and your ludicrous journal assignments should not be permitted to curse the face of this globe of disgrace. We, as students of higher learning, should be writing about Plato, Einstein, the Plague, or the Greenhouse Effect, all of which I can elucidate clearly and efficiently. I truly doubt you could do that, Mrs. Green. I refuse to write about "Good and Bad Habits", especially mine. What business of yours are my respectable and damaging inclinations? I will not write on the matter...
If my fury could be expressed in simplistic words you would be the first to know of them, my tormentor! It is my right as an American citizen to refuse to participate in anything that goes against my beliefs and I believe that this is an imprudent waste of time which could be used for the better activities such as a rousing game of Chess. Chess is a good, time-consuming art in itself. I feel that if instead of writing in our notebooks (I still am at odds with the coloring of mine, warden) and devoted our time to Chess it would be an economical use of time. I adulate Chess. I am astonishingly competent at it, or so my Chess-instructor has told me time and time again. There, my defective adversary, I have told you a good habit of mine. Of course, it's not really a habit but I have no cares for the matter of accurate and erroneous. I believe I will use the rest of the time to write about Chess. Chess is a complicated game involving both sides of the boards and a hierarchy of playing pieces. At the royal order of Chess is the King. He is the defining piece in this game and…
Note: Mr. Hocklebutts, this is an inappropriate entry for the assignment you were given. I don't want to know anymore about Chess or your "astonishingly competent" skill at it. Please see me after class about this irrational entry.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU MRS.GREEN! ITS NOT LIKE YOU REALLY CARE WHATS IN THIS FREAKIN NOTEBOOK! YOU HAVE LIKE WHAT, TWENTY SOMETHING OF THEM TO LOOK AT EVERYDAY! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NOSEY OLD PRUDE WHO WANTS TO BE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF OUR LIVES? IT'S NOT EVEN FOR A GRADE! IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY HABITS SOOOO BAD, HERE THEY ARE!
Good-I hate your class for long periods of time.
Bad-I sometimes feel guilty for hating your class for long periods of time.
There ya go, ya meddlesome ol' bat. AND MY NAME IS NOT MR.HOCKLEBUTTS! You're doing this out of spite, aren't you? I despise you…
