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cHrRyBlSsM: but i guess since we have too much fun, and...well....if u guys don't want us to write just say so....:sniffle: but we're gonna write this chappie anyways.... so we don't own any of it. okay? yea...:sniff: here we go....

chap. 6 ~ some chapter...

(NOTE: Falder is actually Falkner, but we're too lazy to change it, so deal w/ it.... ^-^)

The spotlights were growing intensely hot as time dragged by, Falder continuously waiting for Duo to send out his first Pokemon. Duo turned his head which way and that, as if anyone else would have the answer to his problem. Unfortunately, his only answer to the problem was lying unconscious on the gym floor.
Suddenly, an arm grabbed at his leg, and Duo looked down to find a pale Ash staring with huge eyes, "Let....me......battle......" He muttered those words before blacking out again. Meanwhile, Falder had pulled up a lawnchair, sitting comfortably flipping through a newspaper.
"Attendant!" The attendant shook himself from his slumber, making his way to Falder, "Yessir?"
"Coffee please, I don't care what kind, surprise me," he said lazily. The Attendant saluted and made his way to the local cafe. (Lucky guy).
Duo stared at the unconscious Ash awhile before an idea suddenly popped into his head. He reached down to Ash's belt and plopped out a red and white pokeball, "I'll just borrow this...." The baka turned around and smiled maliciously. He yelled out, "Oi, Falkner!!"
"Hm?" Falder looked up from his newspaper, with his half moon reading glasses popped on his nose, with a smoking cup of coffee in his hand. Falkner sighed and took out a pipe. Duo's eyes widened,
"Dude, you smoke?!" Not answering, Falder began to "smoke"....and bubbles plopped out, with a joyful popping noise. Duo facefaulted,
"A-a, bubble pipe?!" Finally looking at Duo, Falder says,
"Yea so? I don't smoke, so might as well try the next best thing."
Duo nodded and fiddled with the pokeball in his hand, and pressed the lil' button thingy, enlarging its size and girl-ishly threw it onto the gym floor, creating as much dramatism as he could. (which wasn't much)
"POKEBALL!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Duo no baka...." Heero muttered on the sidelines, growing impatient with each turn the gym match was taking. Quatre kept himself occupied by sending flirtatious glances in Trowa's direction, Trowa quickly turned away, with a small healthy shade of pink on his cheeks. (awwww..)
Wufei was busy frustratingly bonking his head repeatedly on the gym walls, causing cracks to slowly appear. Misty "busily" gave herself a manicure, hey, this is precious time here.... Brock, however, was in the far corner, with an Easy Bake Oven close by, clearly trying out new recipes.
Duo, not realizing that no one was paying attention to him, anxiously waited for the pokemon to come out of the pokeball. Falder watched, clearly bored, and in a flash of light, a cute lil' Chikorita came out of the ball.
"Chika!!" With the lil' cute lil' leaf on her head waving, she eagerly turned around expecting to see her master. When her gaze fell upon Duo, and seeing her master unconsious, her eyes lit up with fury.
"CHIKA!! Chika, chika, chika, chikaaa..." Duo raised a confused eyebrow,
"Ah? What was that?"
"Chika, chika, chika.."
"For some reason, i can't understand you..." Suddenly Duo let out a high pitched scream as boulder sized leaves came hurling his way. The attack paused a moment, and as the leaves narrowly passed him and his precious braid, he saw a clear view of Chikorita charging at him, ready to tackle this mysterious person that had summoned her to an unknown match.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! POKEMON RETURN!!!!!" Duo panicked as the little red laser missed the Chikorita, and let out an "Ompf!!" as the small green...pokemon tackled him to the ground. He desperately tried again, missing....again...
"THE THING'S AT CLOSE RANGE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IT BACK IN?!" Wufei yelled impatiently.
"Ah, shuddup, go back to banging your hollow head on the wall Wufei!!!!" Duo hollered back, trying again and again to contain the frantic Pokemon.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" Falder got up from his lawnchair, apparently his temper had reached its boiling point, "I GIVE UP!!!!!!!! JUST HAVE THIS STUPID ZEPHYR BADGE AND GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!" With the last words, he threw the tiny badge at Chikorita's head, landing squarely on its forehead. The pokemon went limp as it lost consciousness and Duo glared at the killing machine, then smiled gayily as he trounced on over to Falder, hugging him, squealing, "YOU SAVED MY LIFE!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero placidly walked over to the suffocating Falder, shoving away the restraining of Quatre's and Trowa's hold. He drew out another gun and pointed it at Falder's head, "Omae o korosu...." Duo blushed and let go of Falder (who was a pretty bluish color....), "Hee-chan! It's okay!!"
Wufei continued to bam his head against the weak plaster walls, and the cracks gradually continued to spread throughout the gym ceiling and walls. Everyone paused from their "activities" to watch as the oh so very interesting cracks ran up and down. They continued to stupidly watch as the structure began to crumble and deteriorate in front of their eyes, threatening to smash them with the huge concrete slabs.
With a brilliant stroke of luck, each piece of rock and metal missed EACH and EVERY person in the gym, leaving them standing in the holes of the rubble, astounded, not daring to move, as the rest of the building may very well collapse on them.
Finally, the dust cleared, and the group was left, covered in dirt and soot, surrounded by rock and rubble. Falder stared wide-eyed at the remaints of his beautiful, prized gym that he had worked oh so hard for.... (actually, he bought it for 50% retail....from this thug in a dark ally) but that's besides the point...
Wufei gazed half-heartedly at Falder, "I hope you have good insurance...."
Falder's eyes went blood-red as he turned on Wufei, "YOU..... SHALL PAY...."
Quatre gasped dramatically, expecting the life sentence for his friend, while Trowa patted his back encouragingly, holding out a paperbag in case he decided to hyperventilate....
"....FOR THE DAMAGES!!!!" Everyone facefaulted as Falder glared at them, "YOU THINK THIS IS A LAUGHING MATTER????!!!! THIS ISN'T A CHEAP GYM MAN!!!! THIS IS GYM IS LIKE.....A BAJILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei snorted, "Bullshit."
Falder's eyes narrowed, "Attendants!!!" He snapped his fingers, and the ashen faced attendents scurried over, and handed Wufei the bill.
The bill was the size of a playing card as Wufei took it, "This is it??" However, he found the edges were folded, and he unfolded it (wow...) and the paper fell down a bajillion feet. Going across the road, down the highway, into the ocean, TO NORTH AMERICA, THE LAND OF THE FREE!!!! (WE THE PEOPLE....SHALL SEEK LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS....but of course, the persuit of happiness has so offended the people, that it has been changed to the protection of property...).
Everyone looked curiously at the bill and Wufei dropped it, yelling, "RUN!!" The group dashed, screaming like weak onnas, all except for Trowa of course, who had patiently slung the unconscious Ash over his shoulder, continuing to trot, following his companions on this weird adventure.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~

cHrRyBlSsM: well, that was pretty fun... wish we had reviews. :sniff:

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