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chap. 8 ~ the TRUE test of bravery
Heero blinked, and looked down, noticing the blue-checkered dress for the first time. It was the SCARIEST moment of all his years of being the perfect soldier. Still in a daze, the oversized good witch of the west (or maybe north? we forget.) happily walked over, apparently oblivious to poor Heero's state of shock.
"Well, I think our new hero deserves a reward, don't you think everyone?" She turned to the munchkins who cheerfully ROARED their response. Heero looked up suspiciously at the oversized fairy.
"Nani?" The witch bluntly pointed with her plastic wand to the pair of feet jutting out from under the lopsided house. The soldier's eyes widened, when he finally realized what she was pointing to (considering that poor Heero was deprived of his childhood, so he isn't familiar w/ the story of the Wizard of Oz...poor thing). A pair of BRIGHT red boots (hey, he's a guy, we had some pity on the poor boy, so we made them boots, live with it....and besides, the store was out of slippers....) Heero backed away,
"No way old lady...there is NO way I'm putting on those..." The fairy put on a forced, and quite strained warm smile trying hard not to bash the soldier on the head with his ignorance.
"Now, child, you MUST." Heero stared back at her defiantly...The good witch of the west's eyes flashed with anger and annoyance, (she's even scarier than King Kong!! ^.^;;) as she hissed,
"Shut up, it's part of the fucking story, so you're going to put them on, damn it, OR ELSE!!"
A minute later, Heero was hastily stuffed into a pair of red, sparkling boots, the miniature Brock standing by his side.
Brock took one look at the cross-dressed Heero, trying his very best not to laugh his mini-head off, "How the heck did she get those on you?" he said through laughs.
"Shut up. She has very powerful measures of persuasion."
The good witch of the west smiled gayily and laughed, "Now my dears, you must start your quest to find the Wizard of Oz!! (I think... Hey, it's been a long time since we've heard or watched this story, so, we're winging it....)"
"How?"
"Simple, deary, just follow the yellow brick road!!"
As if on cue, the chorus of tiny muchkins began and they joyfully screeched, "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!! FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!! FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!" (we think that's how the song goes....rite? ack, wutever.)
Heero and Brock cringed at the munchkins'ssss (sry, we're tempted to do that...) shrill screaming (which of course, the good witch of the west, being the GOOD witch and all, considered it a beautiful chorus...) and stuck their fingers in their ears as they ran as far away as they could, in the opposite direction.
"Dearies...the road's that way..." the good witch of the west pointed to no avail. They were long gone.
So how are they gonna get on the right road?? Sheesh, we dunno, but they'll make it...somehow....
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And so, our other half of the group ran. (As said in the past chapter...hehe) And they ran....and they ran....and ran some more........and ran.... Wow, this is getting kinda repetitive, isn't it?
And they stopped.
And they blinked.
And they looked up.
And there, blocking their getaway path, was a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!! (with a HUGE green stomach....is that normal?)
They gasped.
And their blood drained from their heads.
And would you know, the red skies of Hell melted away to pure happy colors of blue...(well, would ya look at that?) And the flames sprouting from the ground soon sprouted into fresh BRIGHT YELLOW daisies.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed. But the unabashed, friendly dinosaur, that we all know and LOVE, opened his arms wide and before our poor contestants could say anything about it, they were all pulled into a NICE, WARM, GROUP HUG. (AWWWWW) Wufei was now a healthy shade of green, apparently thoroughly disgusted at this point for HUGGING a giant PURPLE DINOSAUR.
The purple dinosaur held the group in his arms for quite awhile, and soon thereafter, our contestants were now a beautiful shade of blue.
Will this loving dinosaur ever let go of our poor contestants? Our apparently suffocating contestants? WILL THEY SURVIVE FROM THE LOVING PURPLE DINOSAUR'S WRATH?? Find out soon peeps!!
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Well, our dear cross-dressed Heero and apparently shrunken-to-three- feet Brock miraculously found their way onto the right yellow brick path. How? Who cares...? Cuz we don't....AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!!! (ahahahaha...!)
But anyways, they're finally walking on the damn yellow brick road, and they heard a familiar voice in the distance....
"Quatre!!" Heero's eyes widened, the funky pair dashed toward the shriek.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quatre was running as fast as his little...straw covered...legs could carry him. His azul eyes widen as he noticed his friends running towards him. And unfortunately, it didn't really process through their lil' brains that one of them should at least stop....(the straw must be clogging his head) So consequently, they inevitably crashed. Hard. Painfully. Ouch.
Quatre laughed apologetically and helped his poor dress-wearing- friend up, "Nice dress Heero, it's really your color."
"Don't joke with me Winner."
"I wasn't joking."
Quatre laughed and turned his head in Brock's direction, "The last time I saw you, I could've SWORN you were about my height..."
Brock sweatdropped, "That's because I was."
"Nani? Really?! Honto?! REALLY REALLY?!"
"...Quatre?"
"Hm?"
"Since when were you covered in straw, wearing that ridiculous hat?"
"Oh, I don't know, since I miracuously woke up in the middle of nowhere...I wonder what character I'm playing...?" Quatre turned around, as if the answer was written on his back. (which it was.)
"The Scarecrow. No Brains," Heero read outloud [on a sign, which was on Quatre's back]
"Hm?"
"Nothing."
Quatre noticed the piece of paper on his back for the first time (but really, who notices a piece of paper on his/her back??) and ripped it off, reading it slowly, then cheerfully chirped, "Look guys! I have no brains!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
Heero recovered from his show of stupidity and asked, "......So why in all Peacecrafts' name were you running and screaming your head off?" Apparently not catching the sarcasm in his voice, the blond happily replied,
"Well gosh Heero, don't you feel a joy in running?" Heero raised his eyebrows,
"What?"
"Well, don't you feel that RUSH? That exhilerating feeling when you're running on your own two feet? Doesn't it make you want to shout to the world and express your excitement?" And unfortunately, Quatre was in the mood for a demonstration, on the top of his lungs he yelled,
"I'M RUNNING!!! WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone facefaulted. Heero muttered,
"I can't believe that a sane person like Trowa's in love with a psyhcopathic guy like you..."
As if on cue, Heero turned his head, and found Trowa standing RIGHT behind him, really close, almost nose to nose.... Heero jumped about three feet up (haha, he could've jumped over Brock) and yelled, "SHIT! Don't scare me like that Barton!"
Trowa, like every other person in our Wizard of Oz cast, was wearing a ridiculous (KAWAII!!!) costume, in this case, a big fuzzy, cuddly, lion. (awww)
Trowa kept his calm composure and placidly held up a white sign, which read, "Roar."
"Hey Tro-kun! What are you suppposed to be? I'm the Scarecrow, and I've got No Brains!!" Quatre said cheerfully.
Trowa took out a permanent Expo Marker (we don't own Expo Markers either) and wrote on the back of his sign, "Lion. No Heart." (AWWW...)
Quatre's light-blue eyes filled with tears as he whimpered, "That's sooo SAD..."
Heero gave Quatre a disgusted look, and said, "What do you know? You've got no brains..."
"I know!"
Well, our heartless, brainless, short, cross-dressing group will come back to you guys, 'cuz our suffocating group is turning purple now...kinda like the shade of Barney, ne?
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The sputtering, coughing boys and girl, scrambled away from the crazy dinosaur and he happily said,
"Well kids, are you ready for another day of learning?" A crowd of kids surrounded the boys and girl, blocking their path, and cheered,
"YEA!!"
Wufei was on the verge of tears, apparently not being able to take the pressures of "hell." Misty looked his way and made a triumphant face, "I thought real men don't cry."
Wufei sniffled and said, "Shut up, it takes a real man to cry." Misty rolled her eyes, and walked over to hug Wufei, "There, there, my dear...it's okay. It'll all be over soon...I hope..."
Ash turned to Wufei and Misty and asked, "Where's Duo?"
Wufei pointed without even looking, knowing exactly where that dumbass baka was. Ash followed Wufei's pointing finger to find Duo sitting directly in front of Barney, listening attentively to EVERY word coming out of the dino's mouth.
"WOW!! B comes after A???!! REALLY?? GOSH I NEVER KNEW THAT!!" Duo shrieked happily, apparently very happy with this new piece of information.
The kids sitting around Duo snickered and pointed their lil' pudgey fingers at him, "Haha, you're stwupid!"
"Well, then, you're rubber, and I'm glue, whatever you say sticks back to you!" Duo sang triumphantly. (only provoking more laughter).
Barney found now as a good time to interject, "Now, now kids, it's not polite to make fun of other people's stupidity."
Duo nodded agreeingly, "Yes, kids, listen to the overgrown dinosaur."
"Yes..let's all listen to the prehistoric, extinct dumbass...that wouldn't know anything...why the hell did the producers of this show pick a dinosaur? Why not something more....MANLY...like a....CHINESE DRAGON?!" Wufei muttered crazily, apparently off his rocker. (and a bit touched in the head).
"Who would listen to a dragon?" Misty asked.
"I WOULD!!"
"Shows how much you know..." Ash muttered.
Wufei unsheathed his katana, "Wanna try that again?!"
"No," Ash squeaked.
(Dude, where'd Pikachu go? Wow, all these chapters, and we've already forgotten about that famous yellow furball that took down the perfect soldier... Oh well, we'll just make him disappear for awhile...)
Wufei snorted and put his katana back, and turned, to find all the little kiddies looking at him in horror, "You shouldn't bwing a sword to schwool, it's against the rwules!"
"Screw it."
"YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THE....'S' WORD!"
"What, 'Shit'?"
**GASP**
"What else am I banned from saying? Ass?"
*Cringe*
"Hell?"
**Stagger**
"Fuck?"
**AHHHHHHHHHHHH**
"Damn?"
"Beaver Dam!" Duo sang.
"Shut up Maxwell, I'm teaching the kiddies an important lesson."
"Bitch?"
**Cower**
Wufei smirked, and whispered hauntedly, "Shut up?"
**GASP** "That's the baddest of the bad, the mac daddy of the swears!!! The P Diddy!! The French Fries of McDonalds (we don't own McDonalds), the corn of the crop! The...TURBAN OF BIN LADDEN!!!" (how the hell do these little kids know these things? we don't know...so that's okay).
Wufei gave the kids a strange look and said, "What?"
Barney decided to take a stand, before this would turn into a brawl, and put his abnormally short arms on his giant hips, "NOW NOW, I think SOMEONE needs a timeout!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Wufei screamed.
Barney calmly walked up to Wufei, and lifted him up as easily as a pickle in a Big Mac. And threw him in the corner, stuffing a Dunce Hat onto his head. Wufei took one look up upwards, and started grumbling nonstop, "I'm being ordered around by a purple, stupid, oversized, overweight, dinosaur."
AHAHAHAHA, poor Wu-man, will he ever get out of timeout? Will our Barney group even make it to nap time alive?? Or worse, will they even make it to snack-time???? Time to say bye bye!! 'Til next time, we're signing out!!
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cHrRyBlSsM: So, wutcha think guys?? AHAHA, review pwease!!
CrYsTaLsNoW: Si si!! Oh and by the way, we don't own Wizard of Oz, Barney, Pokemon, Gundam Wing, or Expo Markers, or McDonalds!! ^.^ So w/ that said, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRETTY PLEASE??? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?
CrYsTaLsNoW: Me too!! We couldn't hang out cuz she was sick, but now she's ok!! yay!! I loved reading all the reviews!! Keep 'em coming and we'll write faster! ^.^
chap. 8 ~ the TRUE test of bravery
Heero blinked, and looked down, noticing the blue-checkered dress for the first time. It was the SCARIEST moment of all his years of being the perfect soldier. Still in a daze, the oversized good witch of the west (or maybe north? we forget.) happily walked over, apparently oblivious to poor Heero's state of shock.
"Well, I think our new hero deserves a reward, don't you think everyone?" She turned to the munchkins who cheerfully ROARED their response. Heero looked up suspiciously at the oversized fairy.
"Nani?" The witch bluntly pointed with her plastic wand to the pair of feet jutting out from under the lopsided house. The soldier's eyes widened, when he finally realized what she was pointing to (considering that poor Heero was deprived of his childhood, so he isn't familiar w/ the story of the Wizard of Oz...poor thing). A pair of BRIGHT red boots (hey, he's a guy, we had some pity on the poor boy, so we made them boots, live with it....and besides, the store was out of slippers....) Heero backed away,
"No way old lady...there is NO way I'm putting on those..." The fairy put on a forced, and quite strained warm smile trying hard not to bash the soldier on the head with his ignorance.
"Now, child, you MUST." Heero stared back at her defiantly...The good witch of the west's eyes flashed with anger and annoyance, (she's even scarier than King Kong!! ^.^;;) as she hissed,
"Shut up, it's part of the fucking story, so you're going to put them on, damn it, OR ELSE!!"
A minute later, Heero was hastily stuffed into a pair of red, sparkling boots, the miniature Brock standing by his side.
Brock took one look at the cross-dressed Heero, trying his very best not to laugh his mini-head off, "How the heck did she get those on you?" he said through laughs.
"Shut up. She has very powerful measures of persuasion."
The good witch of the west smiled gayily and laughed, "Now my dears, you must start your quest to find the Wizard of Oz!! (I think... Hey, it's been a long time since we've heard or watched this story, so, we're winging it....)"
"How?"
"Simple, deary, just follow the yellow brick road!!"
As if on cue, the chorus of tiny muchkins began and they joyfully screeched, "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!! FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!! FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!" (we think that's how the song goes....rite? ack, wutever.)
Heero and Brock cringed at the munchkins'ssss (sry, we're tempted to do that...) shrill screaming (which of course, the good witch of the west, being the GOOD witch and all, considered it a beautiful chorus...) and stuck their fingers in their ears as they ran as far away as they could, in the opposite direction.
"Dearies...the road's that way..." the good witch of the west pointed to no avail. They were long gone.
So how are they gonna get on the right road?? Sheesh, we dunno, but they'll make it...somehow....
~~~~~~~~~~~~
And so, our other half of the group ran. (As said in the past chapter...hehe) And they ran....and they ran....and ran some more........and ran.... Wow, this is getting kinda repetitive, isn't it?
And they stopped.
And they blinked.
And they looked up.
And there, blocking their getaway path, was a BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!! (with a HUGE green stomach....is that normal?)
They gasped.
And their blood drained from their heads.
And would you know, the red skies of Hell melted away to pure happy colors of blue...(well, would ya look at that?) And the flames sprouting from the ground soon sprouted into fresh BRIGHT YELLOW daisies.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed. But the unabashed, friendly dinosaur, that we all know and LOVE, opened his arms wide and before our poor contestants could say anything about it, they were all pulled into a NICE, WARM, GROUP HUG. (AWWWWW) Wufei was now a healthy shade of green, apparently thoroughly disgusted at this point for HUGGING a giant PURPLE DINOSAUR.
The purple dinosaur held the group in his arms for quite awhile, and soon thereafter, our contestants were now a beautiful shade of blue.
Will this loving dinosaur ever let go of our poor contestants? Our apparently suffocating contestants? WILL THEY SURVIVE FROM THE LOVING PURPLE DINOSAUR'S WRATH?? Find out soon peeps!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, our dear cross-dressed Heero and apparently shrunken-to-three- feet Brock miraculously found their way onto the right yellow brick path. How? Who cares...? Cuz we don't....AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!!! (ahahahaha...!)
But anyways, they're finally walking on the damn yellow brick road, and they heard a familiar voice in the distance....
"Quatre!!" Heero's eyes widened, the funky pair dashed toward the shriek.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quatre was running as fast as his little...straw covered...legs could carry him. His azul eyes widen as he noticed his friends running towards him. And unfortunately, it didn't really process through their lil' brains that one of them should at least stop....(the straw must be clogging his head) So consequently, they inevitably crashed. Hard. Painfully. Ouch.
Quatre laughed apologetically and helped his poor dress-wearing- friend up, "Nice dress Heero, it's really your color."
"Don't joke with me Winner."
"I wasn't joking."
Quatre laughed and turned his head in Brock's direction, "The last time I saw you, I could've SWORN you were about my height..."
Brock sweatdropped, "That's because I was."
"Nani? Really?! Honto?! REALLY REALLY?!"
"...Quatre?"
"Hm?"
"Since when were you covered in straw, wearing that ridiculous hat?"
"Oh, I don't know, since I miracuously woke up in the middle of nowhere...I wonder what character I'm playing...?" Quatre turned around, as if the answer was written on his back. (which it was.)
"The Scarecrow. No Brains," Heero read outloud [on a sign, which was on Quatre's back]
"Hm?"
"Nothing."
Quatre noticed the piece of paper on his back for the first time (but really, who notices a piece of paper on his/her back??) and ripped it off, reading it slowly, then cheerfully chirped, "Look guys! I have no brains!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
Heero recovered from his show of stupidity and asked, "......So why in all Peacecrafts' name were you running and screaming your head off?" Apparently not catching the sarcasm in his voice, the blond happily replied,
"Well gosh Heero, don't you feel a joy in running?" Heero raised his eyebrows,
"What?"
"Well, don't you feel that RUSH? That exhilerating feeling when you're running on your own two feet? Doesn't it make you want to shout to the world and express your excitement?" And unfortunately, Quatre was in the mood for a demonstration, on the top of his lungs he yelled,
"I'M RUNNING!!! WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone facefaulted. Heero muttered,
"I can't believe that a sane person like Trowa's in love with a psyhcopathic guy like you..."
As if on cue, Heero turned his head, and found Trowa standing RIGHT behind him, really close, almost nose to nose.... Heero jumped about three feet up (haha, he could've jumped over Brock) and yelled, "SHIT! Don't scare me like that Barton!"
Trowa, like every other person in our Wizard of Oz cast, was wearing a ridiculous (KAWAII!!!) costume, in this case, a big fuzzy, cuddly, lion. (awww)
Trowa kept his calm composure and placidly held up a white sign, which read, "Roar."
"Hey Tro-kun! What are you suppposed to be? I'm the Scarecrow, and I've got No Brains!!" Quatre said cheerfully.
Trowa took out a permanent Expo Marker (we don't own Expo Markers either) and wrote on the back of his sign, "Lion. No Heart." (AWWW...)
Quatre's light-blue eyes filled with tears as he whimpered, "That's sooo SAD..."
Heero gave Quatre a disgusted look, and said, "What do you know? You've got no brains..."
"I know!"
Well, our heartless, brainless, short, cross-dressing group will come back to you guys, 'cuz our suffocating group is turning purple now...kinda like the shade of Barney, ne?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sputtering, coughing boys and girl, scrambled away from the crazy dinosaur and he happily said,
"Well kids, are you ready for another day of learning?" A crowd of kids surrounded the boys and girl, blocking their path, and cheered,
"YEA!!"
Wufei was on the verge of tears, apparently not being able to take the pressures of "hell." Misty looked his way and made a triumphant face, "I thought real men don't cry."
Wufei sniffled and said, "Shut up, it takes a real man to cry." Misty rolled her eyes, and walked over to hug Wufei, "There, there, my dear...it's okay. It'll all be over soon...I hope..."
Ash turned to Wufei and Misty and asked, "Where's Duo?"
Wufei pointed without even looking, knowing exactly where that dumbass baka was. Ash followed Wufei's pointing finger to find Duo sitting directly in front of Barney, listening attentively to EVERY word coming out of the dino's mouth.
"WOW!! B comes after A???!! REALLY?? GOSH I NEVER KNEW THAT!!" Duo shrieked happily, apparently very happy with this new piece of information.
The kids sitting around Duo snickered and pointed their lil' pudgey fingers at him, "Haha, you're stwupid!"
"Well, then, you're rubber, and I'm glue, whatever you say sticks back to you!" Duo sang triumphantly. (only provoking more laughter).
Barney found now as a good time to interject, "Now, now kids, it's not polite to make fun of other people's stupidity."
Duo nodded agreeingly, "Yes, kids, listen to the overgrown dinosaur."
"Yes..let's all listen to the prehistoric, extinct dumbass...that wouldn't know anything...why the hell did the producers of this show pick a dinosaur? Why not something more....MANLY...like a....CHINESE DRAGON?!" Wufei muttered crazily, apparently off his rocker. (and a bit touched in the head).
"Who would listen to a dragon?" Misty asked.
"I WOULD!!"
"Shows how much you know..." Ash muttered.
Wufei unsheathed his katana, "Wanna try that again?!"
"No," Ash squeaked.
(Dude, where'd Pikachu go? Wow, all these chapters, and we've already forgotten about that famous yellow furball that took down the perfect soldier... Oh well, we'll just make him disappear for awhile...)
Wufei snorted and put his katana back, and turned, to find all the little kiddies looking at him in horror, "You shouldn't bwing a sword to schwool, it's against the rwules!"
"Screw it."
"YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THE....'S' WORD!"
"What, 'Shit'?"
**GASP**
"What else am I banned from saying? Ass?"
*Cringe*
"Hell?"
**Stagger**
"Fuck?"
**AHHHHHHHHHHHH**
"Damn?"
"Beaver Dam!" Duo sang.
"Shut up Maxwell, I'm teaching the kiddies an important lesson."
"Bitch?"
**Cower**
Wufei smirked, and whispered hauntedly, "Shut up?"
**GASP** "That's the baddest of the bad, the mac daddy of the swears!!! The P Diddy!! The French Fries of McDonalds (we don't own McDonalds), the corn of the crop! The...TURBAN OF BIN LADDEN!!!" (how the hell do these little kids know these things? we don't know...so that's okay).
Wufei gave the kids a strange look and said, "What?"
Barney decided to take a stand, before this would turn into a brawl, and put his abnormally short arms on his giant hips, "NOW NOW, I think SOMEONE needs a timeout!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Wufei screamed.
Barney calmly walked up to Wufei, and lifted him up as easily as a pickle in a Big Mac. And threw him in the corner, stuffing a Dunce Hat onto his head. Wufei took one look up upwards, and started grumbling nonstop, "I'm being ordered around by a purple, stupid, oversized, overweight, dinosaur."
AHAHAHAHA, poor Wu-man, will he ever get out of timeout? Will our Barney group even make it to nap time alive?? Or worse, will they even make it to snack-time???? Time to say bye bye!! 'Til next time, we're signing out!!
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cHrRyBlSsM: So, wutcha think guys?? AHAHA, review pwease!!
CrYsTaLsNoW: Si si!! Oh and by the way, we don't own Wizard of Oz, Barney, Pokemon, Gundam Wing, or Expo Markers, or McDonalds!! ^.^ So w/ that said, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRETTY PLEASE??? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?
