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cHrRyBlSsM: yo. Let's see, we'll answer a few questions first. All mistakes were intentional... dudette007, we're not going to be very technical w/ all that crap. So, yea... and Wufeilover1, when they were all saying "hi," Quatre said hello, but we couldn't find the pronunciation in English, and all we could find was the ACTUAL Arabic script, and it turned out funky, cuz not every computer has that program downloaded on their computer.... So yea...

CrYsTaLsNoW: Yea, wut she said.... We wanted to make the fic a lil' more interesting, so we threw in a few kinks. ^.^ Yea...so, w/ that said, here's our next chapter! Er....oh yea, we don't own Gundam Wing, Barney, or the Wizard of Oz...so don't sue us... -_-;;;

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chap. 9 ~ unnamed

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duo: Hiiiiiiiii everybody!!

**silence**

Wufei: What now?

Quatre: YES! What EXCITING, new product are you selling NOW??!

Trowa: ....

Heero: Here we go....

Duo: PLUSHIES!! Got the idea straight from the fic.!

Wufei: What the #$%^?

Duo: MINI-ME'S! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

**sweatdrop**

Duo: There's one for all of us! There's a mini-me, looking as sexy as ever! *grins* And then there's one of Heero in his stunning blue checkered dress...**Heero glares**....There's one of Q-man in his scarecrow costume...oh and by the way, for a Quatre-plushie, we're NOT responsible for any lost straw in the delivery.... And there's Trowa in his lion suit, and THEN there's Wu-man, with his famous DUNCE CAP!! (stool sold separately)

Wufei: NANI?! **unsheathes katana, and Heero takes out his gun**

**Quatre, not noticing what's happening, cheerfully takes out wallet #11, and accidentally smacks Wufei on the nose, again!** ^.^

Quatre: *still looking through his wallet* Whoops....mah bad...

Wufei: *clutching his nose* I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR #^%$& 29 WALLETS!! STOP SMACKING THOSE %$&#^ THINGS ON MY NOSE!!! **Duo smiles maliciously, and grabs a box full of plushies**

Duo: AIM!! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!! *Throws plushies, and soon there are mini Duos, Heeros, Trowas, Quatres, and Wufei and his dunce cap flying through the air, aimed straight for Wufei's......NOSE**

Wufei: **screams like an onna** ARRRGGHHH!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! **Wu-man is now under a large pile of kyute lil' plushies!! Kawaii!! ^.^**

Duo: WHOOSH!! OKAY! (cHrRyBlSsM: why he said WHOOSH, I danno, but he's a random person, and so am I!! AHAHAHAHAHA) The number to call is 1-800-B- E-G-A-Y, and each individual doll is fifty bajillion dollars, but you can get the set for just forty bajillion dollars!!! Hehe! CALL NOW!!

**Wufei is still buried in the ginormous pile of plushies, his voice muffled in the mountain of soft, polyester plushies**

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Quatre smiled happily and said, "Brock, you're not in character! You're supposed to be with all your other fellow, three-foot munchkin friends!! Your friends that wear those SO out-of-fashion jumper suits!"
Brock only said evenly, "Screw it."
"OKAY!"
"You really do have no brain," Heero informed our uninformed idiot.
"I KNOW! I am a brave scarecrow, and I HAVE NO BRAIN!" **Trumpets blare in the background**
Our VERY gay, happy group stood there stupidly for a couple of minutes, wondering what could possibly happen next, and perhaps what they SHOULD be doing.... Let's give them a hint...
"So...what should we do now...?" Heero asked no one in particular.
Suddenly, on cue, cheerful (TOO cheerful, for Heero's taste) music played, childish voices accompanying singing, "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!! FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!"
Heero's eyebrows quirked in annoyment (that's not the right word, but it's okay, we're redefining what our English teachers would call, "grammer," sorry Mrs. Browne....Mrs. Derr....apparently you guys didn't drill it into our heads hard enough! ^.~) and yelled in frustration, "ALRIGHT, WE'LL FOLLOW THE DAMN BRICK ROAD!!"
"Follow the YELLOW brick road..." the merry children sang.
And so, they follow the YELLOW brick road.... Yay....

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Wufei sat there.
In his lonely corner.
Wondering where exactly he had gone wrong in life that made him deserve this....
WHY?!
Finally loosing it, the Chinese pilot jumped up and dropped to his knees, with his hands in the air, proclaiming, "WHY, WHY ME?!!!!!"
A sparkling, luminous, dazzling, glittering, shimmering, shining (do you get the picture now??) spotlight illuminated the kneeling Wufei, highlighting his despairness (okay, not a word either, but hey...we've explained this before...and besides we're stupid too! Just like Quatre! We have no brain!! And we're PROUD of it!! ^.^).
In response, a deep, rumbling voice boomed, "BECAUSE....you are stupid...."
Wufei snapped out of his brooding and looked up, "Huh?"
The spotlight shut off, and the outside world became visible again.... There was Barney, standing there with his "petite," mitten, finger-less, hands (ever wonder how the guy eats? I mean, the guy's got no fingers, but at least he has a retractable thumb! I mean, how does he greet you? Stick his finger-less hand out at you and then.... Wait, how do we know these things??? AHHHHHHHH) over his huge toothy, overlarge mouth.
He smiled innocently (of course, he's a damn purple dinosaur for crying out loud! And he's supposed to teach little children about the joys of...learning....and....yea....wait, what was our point?) and said instead, "Wufei....**weird gasping noises** (Star Wars fans, you know what we mean...)....I am your father...." (Gosh, we don't own Star Wars either...)
(What's the point of going on? We're just going to interrupt ever other sentence to say these stupid comments, but hey, we can't help it. Don't worry, we'll try to restrain ourselves... OH, AND ONE MORE THING......................... Barney's stupid!)
"WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PURPLE DINOSAUR TO YOU?!!! .....Who was my mother....?" Wufei asked.
"The Cookie Monster....hey, don't look at me like that, purple dinosaurs can be gay too ya know, thus the purpleness. HELLO?!" Barney smiled his ever-so-toothy smile that promotes good hygiene and stupidity.
"WHAT?"
"OH HONEY!!" His call was answered with an "Ooga, ooga" As a big hunky blue blob, tottered out from backstage. Immediately he growls,
"Where's my cookie?!" Everyone sweatdrops, and immediately the lil' kiddies start singin' with that out of tune, screechy, and ridiculously high voices that we all know and LOVE, and started singing,
"'C' IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!! 'C' IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!! 'C' IS FOR THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE, STARTS WITH CCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!" Wufei, with his fingers stuck in his ears, muttered,
"How the hell does this work?!"
"Well, kiddo, Barney isn't as innocent as you think...." Barney said happily, "But don't tell the kiddies that idolize me...that would ruin my whole image. It's so hard to keep this story out of the press....paparazzi and all...they very VERY nosy...."
"Nice grammer."
Unfortunately for Barney, a cute lil' kid overheard the WHOLE darn, gay, SHABANG!, and squealed at the top of his lungs, "BARNEY'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
"OOOOOooooOOOoooOOO!"
Misty gave everyone else a blank look, and said, "I knew that all along...for gosh sake, he's purple..."
"OoOOOooOOoOOooooOO!"
Well, who ever knew that Barney was LITERALLY gay? I mean, yes, as mature people living in a MATURE American society, we only half-joke about this stuff....but, yes, people, Barney is indeed gay.

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cHrRyBlSsM: well, we gotta go, so til next time.... Wow, this chappie made no sense, ne? Ahahah, and don't worry, we shall all find out what happened to the tin man soon!! ^.~

CrYsTaLsNoW: Bai bai, minna-san!! ^.^

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