cHrRyBlSsM: hey guys, we're back. Don't mind the last chapter, we were kinda high on sumthin' or another and short on time (dangerous combination...), and so, we just made up anything that came up off the top of our heads.... ^^;;;; so, we promise to be a lil' more sane this chapter. Oh, and congrats to gundamneko, who finally discovered our major flaw....the lion doesn't have COURAGE not a heart. Ahahaha, so, because we're lazyasses, we won't change it. Just live w/ it. Yay.

CrYsTaLsNoW: Yea, like she said, all the flaws in the story were made with our knowledge, (well at least for cHrRyBlSsM, I didn't know.... ^.^;;; ...she told me later of course...) Oh yea, we don't own Gundam Wing, Barney, Wizard of Oz, Expo Markers, McDonalds, Elmer's Glue, Star Wars, and anything else that may pop up in our WONDERFUL fic. ^.^ so yea, I tink, that's it, here's our lil' chappie! Enjoy! ^.^

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chap. 10 ~ not named

And so, because our audience has been so persistent with the whereabouts of the TIN MAN, it shall be answered. Just not now.

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....FINE, you'll figure it out!
Our weary travelers traveled down that oh so wondrous damn yellow frickin road. (dude, it's yellow BRICK road) Ya know, the one that goes in all the damn curves and loops that get them to nowhere (ya think that they know ish a circle yet? ^.^ mwahaha)
Of course, our victims being in such un-com-for-TABLE (again, helps with spelling) costumes, our weary travelers become WEARY. And so, they reach a pit-stop, composed of....a TIN box. (OR SO IT SEEMS) Exhaustingly (omg! Ish a word! I never knew that!) our weary heroes, wearily plopped their big asses (of course Quatre doesn't have a big ass, and neither does Trowa, hehe, I'm totally biased when it comes to Trowa and Quatre, plus, the lil' Quatre bit was dedicated to gundamneko, who said we make fun of the poor blonde too much. But then again, we make fun of Wufei a lot too....wufeilover is going to have our heads....o.O ok, we'll shut up now.) down on the TIN bench. A loud "oomph" ("OOMPH") emitted from underneath their...uh.....mediocre asses. Soon after the "oomph" OOMPHED, there came a loud scrunching sound, that resembled the sound of a can crumpling...a TIN can....
Hearing the OOMPH and the SCRUNCH that sounded like a TIN can, our heroes got their asses off the oomphing "bench," and quickly turned around to find a twitching TIN MAN all squished and poorly disoriented. (and driven into the ground....their big asses drilling him to the ground like a hammer hammers a nail to the...uh...wutever you're hammering...so THERE!).
The TIN MAN recoiled at the view of four big butts hovering above him, one with a tail, one covered in straw, one with a pretty blue checkered pattern, and a mini-butt about 6.3426983018356383 inches wide. (how he knows it's exactly that wide, who knows...), but he knew for sure, they were the strangest butts he'd ever seen.
Quatre stared down at the disabled, dismantled TIN MAN, and said, "Look, it's the TIN MAN!"
"So that's where he was..." Brock added.
"Oh, look, he's still moving!" Quatre exclaimed excitedly.
**BAM** Heero blew the smoke off the gun barrel, and stated monotonously, "Not anymore...." Everyone sweatdropped.
"There goes our TIN MAN..." Brock muttered.
SO THERE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THE TIN MAN! Happy?? HE GOT CRUSHED UNDER THEIR BIG BUTTS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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But anyways, back to our suffering Wufei, who probably wishes to die at the moment, but unfortunately, can't. But then again, he probably wants to die an HONORABLE death, or die trying to die honorably!! But yes, he's surrounded by a bunch of kids, Barney, and the Cookie Monster...
After quite awhile, the Cookie Monster deemed the kiddies unworthy of his time, and left the set. Wufei's time-out expired, and he hung his head in exasperation and DEFEAT as he watched the kids, Duo, and Barney play the gayest game ever...
DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! **DUN DUN DUUUUUN....**
"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...." ~ Five hours later ~
"duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck......GOOSE!!" some random kid shrieked at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, he had taken so long going around this ducky circle that the group had pretty much fallen asleep, except for Duo, who EAGERLY anticipated the "goose."
The God of Death leapt to his feet and led out an Indian Battle Cry, "HOI YOI YOI YOI YOI!! HOI YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
He chased the kid around the circle, without even realizing the kid wasn't running from him....he was standing rooted to the spot, because it wasn't Duo's turn....it was a lil' itty bitty blonde, who squealed in delight. However, Duo shoved the girl aside and continued his battle cry, "HOI YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI!! HOI YOI YOI YOI YOI!!"
"Damn Maxwell and his stupidididididty..." Wufei muttered.....(he's probably been driven off the edge of his sanity and he's off his rocker!! The poor guy...)
Duo ignored him, and ran wildly, his long braid whipping out behind him and smacking the poor children's faces as he passed, including Wufei's NOSE. But just as the Shinigami was just getting warmed up, the lil' brunette boy had already sat down.... Duo turned beet red, and let out a cry of anguish, stomping his feet like a lil' two year old. With his arms crossed defiantly, and putting up a pout face, but then soon turning back into his lil' bright self as he chanted, "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, ducky, duck, duck, ducky, duck, ducky, duck, ducky, duck, duck, duck, doodling duck, duck, duck, dawdling duck, duck, duck, damn ducks, duck, dada duck, dada's mama duck, dada's dada duck, dada's dada's dada duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, dock, dock, dock, dock, duck, duck, DUCKY..." Duo paused for a moment trying to raise the level of anticipation, and reached his CLIMAX as he smashed Wufei's head, shattering his skull, and sending him three feet underground. The poor children gasped and turned stark white at this display of VIOLENCE, Barney of course shaking his head....

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*****JOKE TIME***** Hitler, Barney, and Michael Jackson are all on a plane that's about to crash. Barney says (in that lame, gay voice), "I think we should save the kids." Hitler proclaims, "SCREW the kids!" Michael Jackson says in response, "I don't think we have enough time...."

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AHAHAHAHA, get it?? If you don't, leave your e-mail and we'll calmly explain to you....and we'll explain it in a way that keeps language PG-13. OKAY THEN!

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Our Wizardy group is on their way to destroy the Wicked Witch of the Southeast (again, intentional mistake....for those of you peoplez that don't get it....), except our heroes DON'T KNOW THAT... But they go along anyways, and see a pretty field of yellow flowers....(we don't know if they're yellow, so for a nice twist, we'll say there are yellow and orange and blue and green and white and purple and...brown...and...black and red and....macaroni and cheese...colored flowers! Yum...)
Seeing this beautiful array of happy, gay, tie-dye flowers, our brainless Quatre's heart was filled with joy as he trounced...and skipped, and....pounced, into this jolly ol' gay valley of....i danno....
Heero, Brock, and a sign-holding Trowa (the sign said, "...." Wow, even while writing he says nothing...) follow the happy brainless scarecrow into the valley.
FLOWER POWER! **AHEM**
"FLOWERS!! GRANT ME YOUR POWER!! GRANT ME BRAINS!" Quatre proclaimed to the...well, flowers surrounding him.
**cricket cricket**
Heero sighed and asked, "Quatre, why do you like flowers so much?"
"BECAUSE," Quatre paused for dramatic effect, then continued, "FLOWERS KICK ASS!!"
Brock stared at Quatre and said evenly, "That was deep man....that was real deep... deep in the ground... fo shizzle mah nizzle...."
Suddenly, (don't do drugs) our cross-dresser, scarecrow, lion, and three-foot munchkin all felt sleepy, a happy, floating feeling that lifted them off the ground and settled them on their backs, their minds swirling into the darkness (better known as sleep) in this wondrous valley of death.

Will our heroes wake up in time for Christmas? Why Christmas, I don't know...alrite, how about Easter? Will our heroes wake up in time for Easter?? To find out, you guys hafta review!! Then we promise to update! AHAHAHA, so signing off, adios, 'til next time! ^.~

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cHrRyBlSsM: funness. Again, if u don't get the joke, leave e-mail and we'll answer. So yea.... We hope you guys liked it. Pleez review! Ja ne!

CrYsTaLsNoW: hehe, well that was a good chappie, dontcha tink? Plus, I thought up a new hairstyle for cHrRyBlSsM!! ^.^ well, if you wanna know wut happens next, REVIEW!! Ja ne!! ^.^

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