cHrRyBlSsM: yo guys! it's been awhile, hasn't it?? wow, so long... i miss this story so much! but yea, thanx for all the reviews so far, and we'll try to lay off the word "gay," cuz i bet all of you are pretty sick of the word, huh? well, anyways, here we goooooooo...
CrYsTaLsNoW: Helloness!! Long time no talk or update!! . anyhoo, sry that we haven't updated in awhile, but anway, enough small talk, Iku zo!!! we don't own anything!!!!!
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chap. 11 - forget about naming these things...
Wufei rubbed the giant bruise on the top of his head, and climbed out of the three-feet deep hole (OHO, that RHYMES!!). Ash gave him a blank stare, apparently unentertainted throughout this whole ordeal.
Barney suddenly popped up in front of our poor, distressed Chinese pilot, screaming, "LET'S GO ON A FIELD TRIP!"
Wufei swore under his breath and Barney cheerily asked, "What was that?!"
"Oh nothing..."
Misty sighed and got up from where ever she was in the past few chapters...(sry, we forgot). And suddenly, a magical song started and glitter started falling from the sky.
"Nice set effects..." Ash mumbled under his breath, as dry ice smoke was wafted into the set, creating a dry ice smoke effect. And then as cables lowered from the ceiling and wrapped around everyone's waists (dang that must be painful), everybody was hoisted from the ground.
"Okay, look like you're flying everybody!" the directors screamed from behind the non-visible cameras. Immediately, everybody cornily flapped their arms in mad circles in an attempt to look like....superman...or those lame birds...that keep squeaking outside my window...hold on, lemme kill them. DIE DIE DIE! . squeak AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Anyways, while Duo was flying in circles around our disgruntled, upside down Wufei (who was struggling to upright himself), the blood rushed to Wufei's head, slowly inflating his head twice the normal size.
A random kid floats by merrily, spotting our distressed Wufei and commenting, "Mister..."
Wufei's muffled voice could hardly be made out as his lips were swollen to the size of a pillow, "Wuff?"
"You have a big head."
"Wow! Wufei's head IS big!!" Duo proclaimed.
And without warning, the directors screamed, "Alright! Cut the cables!"
Ash, Misty, Duo, Wufei, Barney and Co. suddenly plummeted to the ground at at least a hundred miles per hour (is that possible?), landing in a huge pile of dung, actually...everybody else landed in hay, Wufei landed in dung.
"What the HELL??!!" he screamed as he stood up, only to find that he had stood up too quickly, and he felt dizzy and tipsy from all the blood from his head rushing to the rest of his body.
"Well, dude, if you had landed only two inches THIS way instead of THAT way... then...well, you know the rest..." Ash stated blandly, brushing all the strewn pieces of hay from his hat. His oh-so-precious hat. His only hat...
Misty snorted with laughter as she saw the huge dent in Wufei's head, "OHOHOHOHo!!"
"At least your big head broke your fall... Now it's a square," Duo noted as he tipped his head sideways in order to look at Wufei's head in perspective.
"Where are we?" Wufei asked grumpily.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
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Off in our wondrous valley of death, our poor heroes sleep. And sleep...until they woke up. How? Because you guys know that this is supposed to be that magical, evil valley that puts them to sleep....until they wake up... DUN DUN DUNNNN
Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, Quatre stared around him, and he felt all lightheaded inside. This wonderful, puffy, fluffy, happy feeling, that made him wanna scream to the world...
"I'M SO HAPPY!! I HAVE A WONDERFUL, PUFFY, FLUFFY, HAPPY FEELING, THAT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM TO THE WORLD!"
...you get the rest...
Trowa sat up and stared at his now-gone-maniac lover, holding up a sign that said, "What the...?"
Heero and Brock sat astounded and their eyes goggled as they saw the sight before them. Quatre was seemingly glowing, a beautiful, heavenly aura that glowed with a heavenly glow. Wow... And birds twittered merrily in the background as walking flowers (how'd that happen?) drifted around him.
Brock stared at this for a few seconds before turning to Heero and muttering, "What's happening...?"
Quatre turned to him, with a solemn expression, "I am being endowed with the power of the flowers, also known as Flower Power. And they are granting my wish.........GRANT ME BRAINS!!!" He flinged his arms upwards to the sky, his eyes shut tight as little flowers began to chant, "Flower Power, Flower Power, Flower Power!" And without warning, a giant, humongous, gargantuous daisy drops from the sky with a plunk, and with a deep, booming voice, he said, "You who believes in Flower Power, I shall endow you with Flower Power.... Name your request."
Quatre pondered on the thought for a moment before happily chirping, "Grant me brains!!"
"And it is done..."
And with that, the giant diasy floated dramatically off the ground and rose to the sky before vanishing into thin air.
"I'VE GOT BRAINS!! I'M SO HAPPY!"
Heero scrutinized Quatre's face and expression, before saying, "He doesn't look any different... Quatre, what's two plus two?"
And without hesitation, Quatre replied triumphantly, "TWENTY-TWO!!"
And with that, everybody facefaults into the ground. Quatre is looking quite confused as Trowa sympathetically leads him away from this valley.
"Hey, where's Brock?" Heero muttered, as he walked away with Quatre and Trowa. Our confused group turned around to find a pancake-like Brock, who was apparently sat on by the huge flower thing...
They happily trotted along the merry yellow brick road to THE huge green castle also known as the castle of the Wizard of Oz. There was a huge iron gate at the entrance of the castle, and Heero spotted an intercom system and pressed the handy dandy button.
"Hello, this is the Wizard of Oz residence, population 1.5. I am Mary-Ann Sue Loo-Woo Zoo, how may I help you today?" the high voice squeaked through the speakers.
Heero was taken aback by this upfront method and paused before saying, "We're here to see the Wizard of Ozzy Osborne."
Brock leaned over to Heero and muttered, "Dude, no! We're here to see the Wizard of OZ."
"Oh, sorry, I mean the Wizard of Oz."
"Do you have an appointment?"
"No."
"Well, then, too bad, come back some other day. Have a nice day!" And with that, the speaker clicked off, and our four travelers were left standing not knowing that they had to get the witch's broom.
"You think we should get the witch's broom?" Brock asked out of the blue.
"Why?" Quatre and Heero asked in unison.
"I dunno. Why not?"
Everybody (except for Trowa) shrugs and reply, "Alright, let's go..."
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Duo: Wassup mah homies?! D-DAWG IN THA HOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!! (Duo appears on set with black baggy pants, and "bling bling" around his neck)
(Quatre appears next to him, in similar clothing, doing that funky hand motion, ya know, that thing that rappers do...)
(Trowa is next to Quatre, with clothes ten times his size on)
(Heero and Wufei appear in normal clothing)
Heero: What's with the pajama party?
Wufei: Pajama party? That is $%&# weak. Little #$%& onnas have those... We are not #$ onnas, we are MEN. And what is that ridiculous #% music?
Duo: It's In Da Club by Fifty Cents
Heero: It's Fifty CENT. One cent.
Duo: But there are fifty!
Quatre: NO, there are FIFTEEN.
Wufei: How would you know, you don't have any brains.
Duo: OH! Which reminds me!! Today we are selling BRAINS IN A BOTTLE.
Wufei: What kind of #$% is this?
Heero: No, what kind of #% is this...?
Wufei: Well, I think it's #%#$%
Heero: No, it's $%&($#
Wufei: What the $#&?! That doesn't even compare with !$&#$&#$
Heero: $&%$& $%#$(##$%&&((#!#
Wufei: %(##%)$&#$!##&$$##%$&&#%#!$#!%&&&%$#&#
Duo: Hey! I think it's a brilliant idea!
Heero: #%%$
Wufei: !%)$%$#&%$$$#%#!$(&$$#&(%$$%#!!%&%$%$#!%&&$%#&%$#
Duo: Wow, I never knew that was a word...Or that one...What a colorful vocabulary...
Quatre: WOW!! This is so ENLIGHTENING!
(Trowa walks over to Quatre and covers his ears)
Duo: It's a bajillion dollars (duh), and so just call 1-800-B-E-G-A-Y. You'll love it, especially you, Quatre!
Quatre: WHAT?!!!!
(Heero and Wufei are still swearing in the background).
(Duo makes a motion to stop filming, the camera clicks off)
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cHrRyBlSsM: Lame chapter, but it's okay. It's all good, right? Well, pleez review, cuz we wanna know how we're doing, CrYsTaLsNoW is sleeping, so she won't be saying anything anytime soon... well, Ja ne!
