cHrRyBlSsM: yo. That's all I've got to say. No, not really, but because we got an e-mail from a very loyal reviewer, we have returned! AHAHAHA! That's why this chapter goes out to that loyal reviewer, gundamneko.

CrYsTaLsNoW: Hello, hello, HELLO!!! Yes, we're BAAAACCKK!!! This chappie is dedicated to gundamneko, for her wonderful email that has spurred us back into action!!! OHOHOHOHO, THE INSANITY CONTINUES!! MWAHAHAHAA!!! We don't own anything, by the way.

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chap 13-

Night had fallen, and our heroes sat around a fire, exchanging their oh-so-exciting tales of Barney and the Wizard of Oz. Firelight illuminated everyone's downcast face, as Duo waved his arms around excitedly recounting his encounter with Barney and Wufei's exploding head.

All of a sudden, out of the blue, the cheesy, happy, upbeat song resounded, and interrupted Duo's wonderful tale:

Oh baby baby…

Oh baby baby…

Oh baby baby how was I supposed to know?

That something wasn't right here? Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go…

And now you're right outside…

Show me how you want it to be…tell me baby 'cuz I need to know now, because

My loneliness is killing me, I must confess I still believe…still believe

When I'm not with you I lose my mind, give me a sign,

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!

Everyone was silent as the tune kept playing over and over again, insistently drilling into their minds as the title of the song slowly sunk into their minds.

They all looked up at each other in horror, and miraculously, at the same time, they all began to frantically scream,

"HOLY CRAP, TURN IT OFF!"

Wufei sat there with a disgusted look on his face, his arms crossed across his chest, snorting,

"Who would have such a shamelessly lame ringtone? Honestly, show yourself!"

Quickly, everyone's gaze swept across each other, searching for the owner of the mystery phone, and everyone's eyes fell on Wufei's right pocket of his white silk Chinese-style pants. Wufei blinked, as the soft vibration of his cell phone in his pants registered in his mind. Duo smirked,

"Yea, Wufei, exactly who would have such a 'shamelessly lame ringtone'? Such dishonor!"

Wufei shot a glance at Duo, and immediately shot up in rage,

"YOU!! YOU put this shamelessly lame ringtone on my cell phone! If I recall correctly, I lent you my cell phone and when I got it back, I get THIS as repayment!!"

Wufei immediately began whacking Duo on the head with the hilt of his katana, smashing again and again and again and again and again (etc…), screaming at the top of his lungs,

"YOU DISHONORABLE MAN! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Duo tried as hard as he could to protest, "Dude, I have to pay you back for BORROWING YOUR CELL PHONE NOW? THAT'S NOT COOL! IF I HAVE TO START PAYING YOU BACK FOR THIS KIND OF CRAP THEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THE TIME I BORROWED NATAKU?! AND IF I CAN'T BORROW YOUR CELL PHONE, THAT MEANS I HAVE BUY ONE! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME BUY A CELL PHONE?!!"

Duo continued to shout his protests as Wufei added his shouts of anger and rage…(Wufei needs anger management), each of their voices growing louder and louder at a dangerous rate.

"YOU BORROWED NATAKU?! WITHOUT TELLING ME?! Not that I would have let you borrow it in the first place…but REGARDLESS, NOT ONLY ARE YOU DISHONORABLE AND SHAMELESS, BUT NOW YOU ARE A DISHONORABLE AND SHAMELESS THIEF! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. Not that I ever forgave you in the first place…BUT REGARDLESS!......."

Suddenly a gunshot rang out in the midst of it all, and the two quarreling…children…stopped and snapped their heads to face a very pissed off Heero.

His voice came at barely a growl,

"Just answer the damn phone…"

Wufei threw Heero a spiteful look as he retrieved his phone from his pocket, flipping it open as he pulled up the text message. Wufei read out loud,

"Where are you? All the GameBoys of the world have shut down, and I can't play my Pokemon Stadium anymore! Hurry up and get back from where ever you've gone! Dr. J. P.S. In order to carry out our policy of absolute secrecy, this phone will self-destruct in 10 seconds…10….9…8….7…."

Everyone turned stark white as Quatre shrieked shrilly,

"WUFEI!!! WHY ARE YOU READING THE NUMBERS?! GET RID OF IT!!!"

"What?! Why my cell phone?! He's going to blow up my cell phone all over that lame text message?!!! This is injustice!!!"

Duo screamed maniacally, "DUDE, who CARES?! Just get rid of it! Who knows what kind of bomb Dr. J. put in that thing! AHHH!!" Duo ran screaming his head off towards Wufei, and jerked the phone out of his hands. Duo turned, and chucked the phone as far as he could. Unfortunately, it didn't land as far as he wanted it to as it went kerplunk on Brock's face. Wow.

Brock immediately started panicking as he tossed it in the air, shouting,

"Dude, don't give it to me!"

The phone landed in Trowa's lap, the number one screaming bright colors in the cell phone's tiny screen.

"NOOOOO!! Trowa! I'll save you!!" Quatre screamed as he flung himself toward his lover in a vain attempt to get the soon-to-be-exploding cell phone away from Trowa.

Trowa, however, made no move to move as unbeknownst to the rest of the panicking gang, he knew something they didn't….OooOOoOoOooOo…

Duo ducked behind a twig, screaming,

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT WUFEI! YOU AND YOUR STUPID SHAMELESS PRIDE!"

Wufei was about to protest angrily, but his words were cut short as they all turned to Quatre, who was now in the air. However, he fell short of the cell phone, and landed with a thump on the ground, screaming,

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo…!"

The screen on the cell phone went blank, and suddenly....

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"That was SO stupid…." Misty muttered. Wufei rolled his eyes, walking up to the mute Gundam pilot, picking up his cell phone which on the screen of the cell phone now read, "Boom."

Wufei examined his cell phone, turning it in his hands, wondering what could possibly happen next. His question was soon answered as abruptly, a tiny picture of a black whirlwind swirled in the tiny screen of the cell phone.

"What the, it's never done this before…" And before any of them could say 'holy flying monkeys' the whole gang was swept up and sucked into the tiny cell phone….

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All of them landed hard on their bottom, and as they stood and frantically took in their surroundings, they noticed they were in a glow-in-the-dark room full of strange shapes painted on the wall. Mist curled at their feet as they began to venture, slowly…ever-so-slowly…

A mechanical voice overhead sounded,

"Welcome to Laser Quest, your mission will begin in five minutes…"