cHrRyBlSsM: yo. in case none of u know, laserquest is this place where u use a...laser to shoot other ppl w/. it's like paintball w/o the paint...just w/ lasers. yea, i know i'm so descriptive. and my hands are so cold that my fingers won't type fast.

CrYsTaLsNoW: yes...brrr...ish very cold in here...chrry! don't you have a heater! (cHrRyBlSsM: no) brr...i'm turning blue...oh dear...i dun tink dats a good sign...

cHrRyBlSsM: NEways. we dun own anything, not laserquest, not a heater, nothin'. well, ahem, 'cept for the plot. yes, we're such geniuses. ya ya ya, u guys know u luv us. yea, we juss thought we'd tell u wut laserquest is, so yea...if ya still have questiones about laserquest and wut it is, juss leave it in a REVIEW! (ahaha..of course i'm not hinting...wut are u talking about?)

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chap. 14 -laserquest dun dun duuuuhhh

"Your game will begin in five minutes..."

"GAME" Quatre exclaimed"I LOVE games! Oh, Trowa! This is going to be so much fun" Trowa said nothing...of course...

"Dude, what games do you have on your cell phone" Duo turned to Wufei.

Wufei snorted and replied"I don't know. I don't have time for weak games."

Everyone stared at Wufei, knowing perfectly well that there was an answer.

Wufei defensively answered, crossing his arms across his chest"Chinese checkers! It is a just game of strategy and strength."

"Oh yea, it takes so much strength to move little plastic things across a board" Duo rolled his eyes.

"I'm pressing buttons, not moving pieces, thank you very much" Wufei snapped"There's a considerable amount of exertion put into that. Especially in the knuckles"

"Okay children, that's enough" Ash snorted impatiently.

"HELLO" a perky voice chimed energetically.

Our entire band of cheery heroes screamed and jumped two feet into the air, leaving Trowa behind to stare up at them in a bored manner. They landed solidly on the ground (with a "kerplunk" or a "kerploosh" or..."ker-plunky-dunk" or...no, forget it, they just land) and whirled around as they saw a blonde lady in uniform.

"WELCOME TO LASERQUEST! A PLACE OF ACTION, ADVENTURE, A TEST OF WITS"

Wufei muttered"Ah, I LIKE this place"

"-AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUN! Hours from 10 to 12"

"Never mind." Wufei sighed, and he thought they actually landed in a place worthy of his presence. (Like Chinese checkers!)

"DUDE, you have laserquest on your cell phone" Duo exclaimed"If I had a cell phone, I'd so ask for this game, but I don't have a cell phone...so I can't ask for this game..."

The cheerful lady quickly handed them a little plastic object with a round metal, magnetic piece at one end,
"Here are your code-names, enjoy the game"

They all stared at the yellow plastic things in their hands, and soon, they were quickly swept away as the lady pushed them into a small room past big plastic doors.

"What are these for" Brock asked, staring at the strange, unknown device in their hand. A black light suddenly flicked on, and everyone stared to glow...

...in the dark. (haha, get it? glow in the dark...actually, it's not that funny)

"Welcome to Laserquest, my code-name is Bubbles and I will be your marshall for this evening. When you enter the airlock, there will be rows of vests "

"Vests" Misty squeaked"I gotta watch my hair"

"-select a vest with flashing lights, and slip it onto your right shoulder over your head as so..." The lady demonstrated proudly.

"This is so lame..." Ash muttered"Don't you think so Pikachu?"

The yellow rat squealed enthusiastically.

"How...How did that rat get in here?" Duo murmured to himself"He hasn't been here for the past like five chapters... Hm, Hee-chan? What do you think?"

"I have a score to settle with that yellow rat..." Heero hissed menacingly.

(We know Pikachu has been missing for quite awhile, so we thought we'd throw him back in. Yea, we don't know how he got in the cell phone either. You guys can use your imaginations.)

"-the lasergun"

"GUN" Wufei bellowed as everybody snapped their heads in his direction"I LIKE THIS GAME."

"-can be shot at the shoulders, the front, back, and at the barrel of other people's guns "

"Why not the head?" Wufei inquired "It is also a vital point."

The lady smiled in Wufei's direction and answered his question (in a valley girl kinda voice)"Because there's no sensor on your head, silly."

Wufei remained puzzled as the lady continued,

"-okay, into the airlock we go" Bubbles slid open the slidable (we dun know if that's a word) door as it rumbled...rumble rumble rumble...open.

"PICK A VEST WITH FLASHING LIGHTS!" she screamed.

Our troupe hesitantly marched into the airlock, and slipped on vests...hesitantly.

"Please place your plastic-do-hicky"

"Hicky" Duo perked up at the word and started giving a mischievious look towards his lover.

"-and discover your code-name"

"Code-name" Quatre inquired "OooOO, I'm so excited! Tro-chan, dun forget! We need to stick together! It's gonna be dark and spooky out there"

"Dark?" Duo perked up at this word also, his imagination swirling.

Quatre enthusiasitically stuck the metal detector into the lasergun and watched as his code-name appeared in the digital screen: Flower Boy.

Quatre exclaimed happily"How did they know! What's yours, Tro-kun?"

Trowa stuck out his gun so his lover could read the words: The Silence.

"WHOA, how did they know YOURS too! Someone's watching over you TROWA! It's a SIGN!" Quatre was being very...dramatic about all this...

Duo excitedly discovered his code-name: The Scythe-Death.

"They kinda got it backwards, but good enough for me" Duo said "What's yours Heero?"

Heero refused to say his, so Duo snatched the gun from his lover's hands and read the name: The-Guy-With-Spandex-Shorts.

"Awww, it's okay Heero, I think you look hot in spandex shorts. With two T's! H-O-O-T-T!" Duo stated sympathetically.

"You spelled it wrong, dork" Wufei said monotonously.

"What would you know about HOTTNESS, Wufei! See this bootay right here?" Duo turned around and promptly slapped his butt.

Everyone face-faulted.

Wufei recoiled from the sight.

Misty rolled her eyes and read her code-name: Avenger of Justice.

Wufei looked over her shoulder and immediately gawked"That was supposed to be MINE"

"So what's your code-name then, Mr. Chang of the Dragon Clan and yadi yadda yadda..." Misty snorted.

Wufei plopped the metallic plastic thing...and his mouth dropped open, mortified. His code-name was...

"WHAT!"

"Your code-name's 'what'?" Quatre squealed "What a nice code-name! Simply lovely, it suits you quite well"

"NO, MY CODE NAME IS...on second thought, I don't want to say it" Wufei thought twice.

"So your code-name's 'on second thought, I don't want to say it'?" Quatre asked "Make up your mind"

"NO! I'm not saying what my code-name is"

"We'll all figure it out eventually..."

They all started trampeding towards Wufei, desperate to yank the gun out of his hands in order to read the glowing screen.

"AHA, I saw it! It's MORON WITH NO LIFE!" Misty screamed, making up a name out of nowhere (it's not really his code-name to those people who aren't catching on).

"NO! IT'S MOMMY'S BOY" Wufei yelled indignantly, then turning stark white as he realized that he had just fallen for Misty's trap and had blurted the disgraceful name to the public.

Everyone burst into rounds of laughter. Rounds and rounds and rounds of laughter (watch it go...).

(okay, we're going to speed this up, because announcing everyone's code name discreetly is taking up too much time...Ash is Pokemon Loser. (that didn't go over too well with him), and Brock is Three-Foot Munchkin (HOW DID THEY KNOW!))

"OKAY, if everyone is done going over their names, please repeat the rules after me!" the lady screamed quite impatiently.

They all snapped to attention. (not really)

"I WILL NOT COVER ANY SENSORS" Bubbles yelled shrilly.

"Censors? But censors cover all the good stuff!" Duo pouted unhappily, but then paused "oh wait, Heero, we're going to need those..." Duo smirked mischieviously. Wufei smacked his forehead and cuffed Duo's head.

"Baka, censors, with a 'c', is different from sensor, spelled with an 's'."

"Aww..darn..."

"I WILL NOT RUN, JUMP, OR LIE DOWN"

Because our group was growing quite impatient (and we are too), they repeated this quite silly and pointless rule monotonously.

"I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE"

They all groaned. Duo stuttered,

"What the fuck?"

All the little kids (yes, there are little kids too) and Bubbles gasped.

"gasp, that's a bad word" a child murmured awingly.

"He's soo cool..." the other small children whispered amongst eachother.

"AHEM, I WILL NOT MAKE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS"

No one repeated this rule. (Except for the little children.)

"And lastly, I WILL PLAY FAIR, HAVE FUN, AND GIVE IT MY ALL"

No one repeated this one either.

"Alright, have fun people" Bubbles finished in a tired voice"Oh wait, one more thing..."

Everyone groaned in despair. (groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn...)

"If you should be needing my assistance in any way ..."

"I need assistance with a broken heart! Only your love can heal me" Brock suddenly exclaimed, jumping to her feet.

Misty grumbled under her breath"There he goes again, flirting with every girl he sees...except for me...WHY IS THAT?"

Her question was not answered.

"-just call 'Marshal marshal marshal' into the air three times."

"Isn't that nine?" Ash asked, counting on his fingers.

"REPEAT IT! SCREAM, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 'MARSHAL MARSHAL MARSHAL'"

"Mwarshal, mwarshal, mwarshal" the little kids squealed. (like the little mice they are...like a disease, SPREADING EVERYWHERE!)

"AND WE BEGIN"

(jeez, at last! that only took three pages and two hours! we're pitiful!)

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cHrRyBlSsM: unfortunately, we haven't the heart to go on. lack of reviews, and at the moment, lack of inspiration and other crap like that...have driven us to cut this chappie short. sorry...

CrYsTaLsNoW: yup...ish lack-of-review syndrome...we can't go on...help us! press that lil purple button. Ish so pretty, you know you want to! .

cHrRyBlSsM: crap, when i uploaded this to it got rid of all the question marks ...and punctuation marks in general. i went through it once, and towards the end i towards to realize this, so i tried to fix it. but if u see a lot of grammatical/punctuation errors, it's not our fault.